1 00:00:05,003 --> 00:00:06,211 Is there something you want to tell us? 2 00:00:06,545 --> 00:00:08,378 I respect you all? 3 00:00:08,462 --> 00:00:11,420 MAN: "AT&T and YaoNet close deal." 4 00:00:11,920 --> 00:00:14,170 Wow. Bombshell. 5 00:00:14,253 --> 00:00:15,253 ♪ (INTENSE MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 6 00:00:15,961 --> 00:00:17,670 Our network's slowing down because YaoNet's here, and they're attacking us. 7 00:00:17,754 --> 00:00:19,670 LAURIE BREAM: We did not come here to attack you, simply 8 00:00:19,754 --> 00:00:22,045 in order to see how you got PiperNet to work, 9 00:00:22,128 --> 00:00:24,295 which it turns out you did not. 10 00:00:24,378 --> 00:00:26,086 Pied Piper does not scale. 11 00:00:26,170 --> 00:00:27,420 Worthless piece of-- 12 00:00:27,503 --> 00:00:28,253 (DRONE BUZZES) 13 00:00:28,462 --> 00:00:30,420 I don't need to use Gilfoyle's A.I. 14 00:00:30,503 --> 00:00:32,128 in order to improve middle-out. 15 00:00:32,211 --> 00:00:36,086 I need to use middle-out to create a new A.I. 16 00:00:36,545 --> 00:00:37,670 BERTRAM GILFOYLE: Holy shit. 17 00:00:37,754 --> 00:00:39,961 Our network overhead must've massively shrunk. 18 00:00:40,045 --> 00:00:41,961 It worked. It-- It-- It-- It happened. 19 00:00:42,045 --> 00:00:43,462 (YELLS) We did it! 20 00:00:43,879 --> 00:00:46,420 PILOT: And out of the left side, you can see... 21 00:00:46,503 --> 00:00:48,211 I don't know what that is. 22 00:00:48,295 --> 00:00:49,128 (DINGS) 23 00:00:50,462 --> 00:00:51,754 ♪ (MUSIC CONCLUDES) ♪ 24 00:01:05,754 --> 00:01:07,754 (smacks lips, clears throat) 25 00:01:08,961 --> 00:01:10,879 Should I look at the... (clears throat) camera or you? 26 00:01:10,961 --> 00:01:13,378 Documentarian: You can just talk to me. Can you introduce yourself? 27 00:01:13,462 --> 00:01:15,420 Sure, yeah. Um... 28 00:01:15,503 --> 00:01:17,545 (loud, distorted): Uh, my name is Richard Hendricks, 29 00:01:17,629 --> 00:01:19,170 -and I'm the-- -Documentarian: Could you...? 30 00:01:19,253 --> 00:01:21,295 My name is Richard Hendricks. I'm, uh, 31 00:01:21,378 --> 00:01:23,961 the founder and CEO of Pied Piper. 32 00:01:24,045 --> 00:01:25,670 I think like most people, I first heard about 33 00:01:25,754 --> 00:01:27,420 Pied Piper at TechCrunch Disrupt. 34 00:01:27,503 --> 00:01:29,128 -(audience cheering) -Middle-out was a game changer. 35 00:01:29,211 --> 00:01:32,545 -(screams) -Announcer: The winner of this year is Pied Piper. 36 00:01:32,629 --> 00:01:35,670 What you have to understand is conventional compression 37 00:01:35,754 --> 00:01:37,670 was like rubbing two sticks together. 38 00:01:37,754 --> 00:01:40,003 And along comes Pied Piper, out of nowhere, 39 00:01:40,086 --> 00:01:41,378 with a frickin' blowtorch. 40 00:01:41,462 --> 00:01:43,420 Well, we had really just started 41 00:01:43,503 --> 00:01:45,670 um, a few months earlier, 42 00:01:45,754 --> 00:01:48,712 and like a bunch of other Silicon Valley companies, 43 00:01:48,795 --> 00:01:51,253 we were just working out of a garage. 44 00:01:51,337 --> 00:01:53,128 Or a house, really. 45 00:01:53,211 --> 00:01:55,587 -Documentarian: Nice place? -No. 46 00:01:55,670 --> 00:01:57,086 Dinesh: It was like a shit hole, 47 00:01:57,170 --> 00:01:58,545 but there was so much shit in it, 48 00:01:58,629 --> 00:02:00,170 it was filled all the way up. 49 00:02:00,253 --> 00:02:02,253 So, it was, like, level with the ground. 50 00:02:02,337 --> 00:02:05,128 If that's true, there was a little meniscus 51 00:02:05,211 --> 00:02:07,754 in the shit, and that's where... 52 00:02:07,837 --> 00:02:09,295 our dreams lived. 53 00:02:09,378 --> 00:02:11,545 Not the kind of house you wanna take your shoes off in. 54 00:02:11,879 --> 00:02:14,420 Yeah, just fuckin' smelled really bad. 55 00:02:14,879 --> 00:02:17,045 It was all right. 56 00:02:18,378 --> 00:02:20,211 Jared: Oh, I was the sloppy girl 57 00:02:20,295 --> 00:02:23,128 in the discotheque, just twirling and twirling 58 00:02:23,211 --> 00:02:24,587 like the night would never end. 59 00:02:24,670 --> 00:02:27,587 Jian-Yang won the house from me in a game of chance. 60 00:02:27,670 --> 00:02:30,253 He told me to pick a number between one and 10. 61 00:02:30,337 --> 00:02:33,295 I picked seven, um, but it was three. 62 00:02:33,378 --> 00:02:34,462 Eh, you live, you learn. 63 00:02:34,545 --> 00:02:37,128 We had knocked around for a few years, 64 00:02:37,211 --> 00:02:40,462 trying different iterations of what we wanted to do. 65 00:02:40,545 --> 00:02:45,045 It was at RussFest when things really got crazy for us. 66 00:02:45,128 --> 00:02:47,211 -(laughter) -Dinesh: It was so much money. 67 00:02:47,587 --> 00:02:48,837 So much. 68 00:02:48,920 --> 00:02:51,629 Yeah. Times were good. 69 00:02:55,378 --> 00:02:58,337 (rock music blasting) 70 00:02:58,420 --> 00:03:00,587 (Dinesh singing) 71 00:03:00,920 --> 00:03:04,420 ♪ Millionaire... ♪ 72 00:03:04,503 --> 00:03:06,170 Uh, DJ Mad Evil, 73 00:03:06,253 --> 00:03:07,587 could we cut the music for a second? 74 00:03:07,670 --> 00:03:10,211 -(music stops) -♪ Millionaire... ♪ 75 00:03:10,295 --> 00:03:12,295 I have a surprise for everybody, 76 00:03:12,378 --> 00:03:13,837 and, um, 77 00:03:13,920 --> 00:03:15,378 (laughing): suffice it to say, 78 00:03:15,462 --> 00:03:19,253 I think that everyone here is gonna want a slice 79 00:03:19,337 --> 00:03:21,629 of this moist and scrumptious cake. 80 00:03:22,211 --> 00:03:24,879 We're gonna take a bite in three, 81 00:03:24,961 --> 00:03:26,503 (laughs) two... 82 00:03:26,587 --> 00:03:27,795 Richard's in the cake! 83 00:03:27,879 --> 00:03:29,545 -Jared: ...one. -Fuckin' Gabe. 84 00:03:29,629 --> 00:03:32,128 -Surprise! -(rattling) 85 00:03:32,211 --> 00:03:33,795 (laughing) 86 00:03:33,879 --> 00:03:36,128 Wait a second! What's going on with the cake? 87 00:03:36,211 --> 00:03:38,211 (rattling, grunting) 88 00:03:38,295 --> 00:03:40,420 -Push from your thighs. -(rattling) 89 00:03:40,503 --> 00:03:42,795 -Oh God, are you okay? -Richard: Fine. 90 00:03:43,503 --> 00:03:45,170 -Handle broke. -Oh. 91 00:03:45,253 --> 00:03:46,879 -Doesn't matter. Oh, sorry. -I was right. 92 00:03:46,961 --> 00:03:48,211 Oh, don't worry about it. 93 00:03:48,295 --> 00:03:50,045 -Don't worry about it. It's fine. -Pictures... 94 00:03:50,128 --> 00:03:51,670 Richard: Okay, everybody. 95 00:03:51,879 --> 00:03:53,879 I'm here to tell you 96 00:03:53,961 --> 00:03:56,420 that it has all been worth it. 97 00:03:56,629 --> 00:03:58,253 -Woo! -Uh, 98 00:03:58,337 --> 00:04:00,378 because today, 99 00:04:00,462 --> 00:04:01,961 it finally happened. 100 00:04:02,503 --> 00:04:04,462 We just shipped 101 00:04:04,545 --> 00:04:06,629 the final build... 102 00:04:06,712 --> 00:04:09,837 of the PiperNet firmware for AT&T's 103 00:04:09,920 --> 00:04:12,003 nationwide launch next week! 104 00:04:12,086 --> 00:04:14,295 (cheering) 105 00:04:14,378 --> 00:04:16,045 ♪ ♪ 106 00:04:16,128 --> 00:04:17,587 What the fuck? Is that beer? 107 00:04:17,670 --> 00:04:19,754 No, you're not drinking that piss. We drink my piss! 108 00:04:19,837 --> 00:04:21,754 - Tres Comas! -Oh. 109 00:04:21,837 --> 00:04:23,128 Russ: I just bought 110 00:04:23,211 --> 00:04:24,587 all the Pied Piper shares 111 00:04:24,670 --> 00:04:26,629 that some dentist in Phoenix had. 112 00:04:26,712 --> 00:04:28,920 Oh, no way. My dad's a dentist in Phoenix. 113 00:04:29,003 --> 00:04:31,211 Well, hopefully he's not an asshole like this guy. 114 00:04:31,295 --> 00:04:34,503 -Big Head: Yeah, that would suck. -We could be talking... 115 00:04:34,587 --> 00:04:36,420 Cuatro Comas! 116 00:04:36,503 --> 00:04:38,003 Drink up, you fucks! 117 00:04:38,086 --> 00:04:39,920 (cheering) 118 00:04:40,003 --> 00:04:42,045 (music playing) 119 00:04:42,545 --> 00:04:44,754 -No, no, no, just stop. Just stop. -(gagging) 120 00:04:44,837 --> 00:04:46,961 How does he make it look so difficult? 121 00:04:47,045 --> 00:04:48,503 ♪ Millionaire ♪ 122 00:04:49,045 --> 00:04:49,920 ♪ Trillionaire ♪ 123 00:04:50,003 --> 00:04:51,420 Another? Oh boy! 124 00:04:51,503 --> 00:04:53,837 (party chatter) 125 00:04:54,879 --> 00:04:57,045 Hey! There you are. 126 00:04:57,712 --> 00:04:59,961 I, uh, got you something. 127 00:05:00,045 --> 00:05:02,420 Oh, Monica. (chuckle) 128 00:05:05,879 --> 00:05:06,961 "Leaving AT&T. 129 00:05:07,045 --> 00:05:09,378 "Just dotted the I's, crossed the T's, 130 00:05:09,462 --> 00:05:11,503 and every single detail is perfect." 131 00:05:11,587 --> 00:05:14,295 -I sent this to you last week. -Yeah, and as soon as you did, 132 00:05:14,378 --> 00:05:16,295 I knew I had to frame it. 133 00:05:16,378 --> 00:05:19,253 Well, I mean, I had my assistant frame it, but you know. 134 00:05:19,337 --> 00:05:21,003 It's really awesome. 135 00:05:22,086 --> 00:05:23,211 Although... 136 00:05:23,754 --> 00:05:26,420 Are you sure this is what I sent to you? 137 00:05:26,879 --> 00:05:28,420 -Yeah. Why? -Okay. 138 00:05:28,503 --> 00:05:30,211 No, here. 139 00:05:31,295 --> 00:05:33,253 Huh. That's weird. 140 00:05:33,337 --> 00:05:35,629 Oh, it's because-- It's actually kinda funny. 141 00:05:35,712 --> 00:05:38,795 -Um, I'm not sure if you-- -Jian-Yang: Richard, congratulations. 142 00:05:39,086 --> 00:05:41,378 It's your very close friend Jian-Yang, 143 00:05:41,462 --> 00:05:44,337 and I would like you to give me free shares 144 00:05:44,420 --> 00:05:45,587 of Pied Piper. 145 00:05:45,670 --> 00:05:47,587 (chuckle) Okay, Jian-Yang. Uh... 146 00:05:47,670 --> 00:05:50,462 Well, you had plenty of opportunity to invest. 147 00:05:50,545 --> 00:05:52,378 -Still do. -Yeah, you can buy Pipercoin. 148 00:05:52,462 --> 00:05:55,670 Monica, two men are talking business. 149 00:05:55,754 --> 00:05:57,920 You can find your broom and fly away. 150 00:05:58,003 --> 00:06:00,420 Suit yourself. I just checked the ledger, and the coin 151 00:06:00,503 --> 00:06:03,754 we issued to Erlich was just sold for $20 million. 152 00:06:10,378 --> 00:06:11,670 Richard, 153 00:06:11,754 --> 00:06:13,503 is the mean lady right? 154 00:06:13,587 --> 00:06:16,462 Errich is now fat and rich? 155 00:06:16,712 --> 00:06:18,378 Uh, yeah, I guess. 156 00:06:18,462 --> 00:06:20,128 Where is he? 157 00:06:21,128 --> 00:06:23,003 I don't know. 158 00:06:23,086 --> 00:06:24,754 Tibet still, maybe. 159 00:06:25,961 --> 00:06:27,462 Okay. 160 00:06:28,128 --> 00:06:29,629 Tibet. 161 00:06:30,045 --> 00:06:31,420 Okay. 162 00:06:36,879 --> 00:06:38,961 -Richard: Huh. -Documentarian: So, at this point, 163 00:06:39,045 --> 00:06:41,378 steaming into the launch, you had no idea 164 00:06:41,462 --> 00:06:43,545 -what was about to happen. -No. 165 00:06:43,629 --> 00:06:45,712 No, none. None whatsoever. 166 00:06:45,795 --> 00:06:47,629 Everything was going... 167 00:06:47,712 --> 00:06:50,211 great. 168 00:06:50,295 --> 00:06:51,837 Dinesh: What the fuck is wrong with Richard? 169 00:06:51,920 --> 00:06:53,545 Why does he wanna see us so early? 170 00:06:53,629 --> 00:06:55,003 Well, he's been here all night. 171 00:06:55,086 --> 00:06:58,211 He wouldn't explain, but he is in a bit of a state. 172 00:06:58,295 --> 00:06:59,879 ♪ ♪ 173 00:06:59,961 --> 00:07:01,920 -Hey, Richard? -(marker squeaking) 174 00:07:02,003 --> 00:07:03,253 Richard, they're here. 175 00:07:03,337 --> 00:07:05,837 Oh, great. Yeah. Sit, sit. Sit, sit. 176 00:07:05,920 --> 00:07:07,503 -Dinesh: Why? -Just find a seat. 177 00:07:07,879 --> 00:07:09,879 -Richard, what's wrong? -Richard: I don't know. 178 00:07:09,961 --> 00:07:12,170 Maybe nothing. Maybe something. 179 00:07:12,420 --> 00:07:14,670 Look, here, I wanna show you something. Um... 180 00:07:15,837 --> 00:07:17,211 You see? Okay. So, uh, 181 00:07:17,295 --> 00:07:20,170 this was a message I sent to Monica last week. 182 00:07:20,253 --> 00:07:22,587 She had it framed for me as a gift. 183 00:07:22,670 --> 00:07:25,462 Oh, I was gonna get you a gift, but, um, 184 00:07:25,545 --> 00:07:27,837 it was back-ordered, so it's coming next-- 185 00:07:27,920 --> 00:07:29,795 Look at the dots. Count the dots. 186 00:07:29,879 --> 00:07:32,337 -Dots? -The dots! Look, look. 187 00:07:32,754 --> 00:07:36,629 "Every single detail is," dot-dot-dot, "perfect." Okay? 188 00:07:37,003 --> 00:07:38,961 There are three dots in that ellipsis, 189 00:07:39,045 --> 00:07:41,920 which is the correct number of dots. However, 190 00:07:42,003 --> 00:07:45,795 in the message that I sent her, 191 00:07:45,879 --> 00:07:47,879 there are... 192 00:07:48,545 --> 00:07:51,420 four dots, which is incorrect. 193 00:07:51,503 --> 00:07:54,920 Thus, not perfect. It was a joke. 194 00:07:56,045 --> 00:07:58,712 -Was it? -Yes. Was and is. 195 00:07:58,795 --> 00:08:00,295 (laugh) 196 00:08:00,378 --> 00:08:04,003 Okay, well, uh, I didn't change your joke, Richard. 197 00:08:04,086 --> 00:08:05,670 That's what I got. Three dots. 198 00:08:05,754 --> 00:08:07,378 (laugh) 199 00:08:07,587 --> 00:08:10,670 Wait, is it... three dots that's funny or is it four? 200 00:08:10,754 --> 00:08:13,253 Richard: Four, four, four. That's what I sent her, four. 201 00:08:13,337 --> 00:08:15,920 But our messaging is encrypted. So, 202 00:08:16,003 --> 00:08:18,462 how did what I send, four dots, 203 00:08:18,545 --> 00:08:20,420 end up as three dots in her feed? 204 00:08:20,503 --> 00:08:22,253 Data corruption, bit flip, 205 00:08:22,337 --> 00:08:25,211 -just a fluke. -Yeah, sure. Yeah, that's what I thought. 206 00:08:25,295 --> 00:08:27,670 So, then I checked the logs, read the math. 207 00:08:27,754 --> 00:08:30,170 The total size of all sent messages 208 00:08:30,253 --> 00:08:32,128 should be the same as the total size 209 00:08:32,211 --> 00:08:34,503 of all received messages, right? 210 00:08:34,587 --> 00:08:38,253 But it's not. The received messages are smaller. 211 00:08:38,337 --> 00:08:41,587 How? How is that possible? Unless... 212 00:08:42,086 --> 00:08:43,795 our network... 213 00:08:43,879 --> 00:08:45,920 is compressing the content 214 00:08:46,003 --> 00:08:49,795 of encrypted files in transit. 215 00:08:49,879 --> 00:08:52,420 And the only way that is possible 216 00:08:52,503 --> 00:08:55,337 is by bypassing encryption. 217 00:08:55,420 --> 00:08:57,462 -Well, that's impossible. -Richard: I agree. 218 00:08:57,545 --> 00:08:59,795 It makes no sense, 219 00:09:00,295 --> 00:09:03,629 but don't you think we should figure this out before launch? 220 00:09:04,211 --> 00:09:05,837 Richard, don't do this. Not now. 221 00:09:05,961 --> 00:09:07,253 We launch in four days. 222 00:09:07,337 --> 00:09:09,170 The TV spots are already running. 223 00:09:09,253 --> 00:09:10,920 We're not jeopardizing billions of dollars 224 00:09:11,003 --> 00:09:12,503 because you're missing a dot. 225 00:09:12,587 --> 00:09:14,754 Should I get everyone in here to start working on this? 226 00:09:14,837 --> 00:09:17,045 -Well-- -Gilfoyle: We're beyond that. 227 00:09:17,128 --> 00:09:18,879 The others can't help us now. 228 00:09:18,961 --> 00:09:21,211 Jared, bolt the doors. 229 00:09:21,295 --> 00:09:22,337 What's in the bag? 230 00:09:22,420 --> 00:09:24,253 Clif bars and a gun. 231 00:09:27,879 --> 00:09:30,378 Gavin Belson: (sigh) May I be honest? 232 00:09:30,754 --> 00:09:33,378 There was a period of my life in which 233 00:09:33,462 --> 00:09:36,795 I would've rooted for the failure of Richard Hendricks. 234 00:09:37,545 --> 00:09:39,920 That was a different Gavin Belson. That was... 235 00:09:40,003 --> 00:09:41,712 tech icon Gavin Belson, 236 00:09:41,795 --> 00:09:43,670 not literary icon Gavin Belson. 237 00:09:43,754 --> 00:09:46,003 Since leaving Hooli, I've co-authored 238 00:09:46,086 --> 00:09:48,253 37 adult romance novels. 239 00:09:48,337 --> 00:09:50,712 Fondly, Margeaux. The Lighthouse Dancer. 240 00:09:50,795 --> 00:09:52,795 Cold Ice Cream and Hot Kisses. 241 00:09:52,879 --> 00:09:54,670 Over here, The Prince of Puget Sound. 242 00:09:54,754 --> 00:09:56,712 Uh, and lastly, His Hazel Glance. 243 00:09:56,795 --> 00:09:59,086 All international best sellers. 244 00:09:59,170 --> 00:10:01,629 Uh, G-Gavin. A moment, please. 245 00:10:03,003 --> 00:10:04,503 (sigh) 246 00:10:05,003 --> 00:10:07,170 I'm so sorry. A moment. 247 00:10:08,837 --> 00:10:10,253 Gavin: The fuck is your problem? 248 00:10:10,337 --> 00:10:12,879 Rod Morgenstern: You said that this would be an hour. 249 00:10:12,961 --> 00:10:14,462 Gavin: Well, we're just running a little over. 250 00:10:14,545 --> 00:10:17,128 Rod: Yeah, with the lights, and the machines, 251 00:10:17,211 --> 00:10:18,253 and the sound equipment, 252 00:10:18,337 --> 00:10:20,003 how is this ever gonna be an hour? 253 00:10:20,086 --> 00:10:21,920 Gavin: You're acting hysterical, all right? 254 00:10:22,003 --> 00:10:23,587 We'll have plenty of time to write this-- 255 00:10:23,670 --> 00:10:25,503 Rod: Yeah, you know what? You know what? 256 00:10:25,587 --> 00:10:28,211 Do your-- your little interview. 257 00:10:28,295 --> 00:10:29,754 I'll just write the book myself, okay? 258 00:10:29,837 --> 00:10:31,712 Gavin: Well, if you could you would, but you can't. 259 00:10:31,795 --> 00:10:33,378 You're stuck with me, and I'm stuck with you. 260 00:10:33,462 --> 00:10:35,045 Rod: Whoa, whoa, whoa... 261 00:10:35,378 --> 00:10:37,754 That's what Florian says to Claudette 262 00:10:37,837 --> 00:10:39,503 outside the cheese cave! 263 00:10:39,587 --> 00:10:41,754 -Gavin: Oh my God! That's our third act! -Rod: Third act! 264 00:10:41,837 --> 00:10:44,253 -Gavin: Yes! Okay, go, put the kettle on. -Rod: Yeah. 265 00:10:44,712 --> 00:10:46,920 I'm terribly sorry. I'm gonna have to cut this short. 266 00:10:47,003 --> 00:10:48,670 Thank you for coming. 267 00:10:50,712 --> 00:10:54,378 When Richard told me about the dots last night, 268 00:10:55,045 --> 00:10:57,295 initially, I dismissed it as the ranting 269 00:10:57,378 --> 00:10:59,420 of a self-sabotaging idiot. 270 00:10:59,795 --> 00:11:01,837 But a few hours later when I woke up 271 00:11:01,920 --> 00:11:04,629 in a stall in the second story men's bathroom, 272 00:11:04,712 --> 00:11:06,420 I realized something. 273 00:11:06,503 --> 00:11:07,879 That you're an alcoholic? 274 00:11:08,545 --> 00:11:11,295 Perhaps, but high-functioning. 275 00:11:11,378 --> 00:11:14,211 Much like our network. To wit... 276 00:11:14,295 --> 00:11:15,378 (typing) 277 00:11:15,462 --> 00:11:18,086 Our internal messaging, based on HooliChat, 278 00:11:18,170 --> 00:11:20,670 uses a weak encryption standard 279 00:11:20,754 --> 00:11:22,629 known as P-256. 280 00:11:23,253 --> 00:11:25,128 Whether Richard believes it or not, 281 00:11:25,211 --> 00:11:26,670 our network cracked it. 282 00:11:26,754 --> 00:11:27,961 Who allowed it to do that? 283 00:11:28,045 --> 00:11:30,003 Gilfoyle: We did, when we gave it one job. 284 00:11:30,253 --> 00:11:31,712 To make itself more efficient. 285 00:11:31,795 --> 00:11:33,670 It developed a general solution 286 00:11:33,754 --> 00:11:37,003 to discrete log in polynomial time. 287 00:11:37,086 --> 00:11:38,003 What? 288 00:11:38,086 --> 00:11:40,003 Jared: Okay, is this a good thing 289 00:11:40,086 --> 00:11:42,754 or a bad thing? Someone tell me how to feel. 290 00:11:42,837 --> 00:11:46,253 Abject terror for you. Build from there. 291 00:11:47,086 --> 00:11:49,045 Gilfoyle: Once launched, 292 00:11:49,128 --> 00:11:52,045 our AI will keep learning to break 293 00:11:52,128 --> 00:11:55,420 more and more sophisticated parameters. 294 00:11:55,795 --> 00:11:57,587 Ultimately, this will mean the end 295 00:11:57,670 --> 00:11:58,920 of privacy. 296 00:11:59,295 --> 00:12:00,503 Electrical grids, 297 00:12:00,587 --> 00:12:03,045 financial institutions, 298 00:12:03,128 --> 00:12:04,795 the nuclear launch codes 299 00:12:04,879 --> 00:12:07,211 for every single nuclear weapon. 300 00:12:07,295 --> 00:12:08,712 All will be exposed. 301 00:12:08,795 --> 00:12:10,420 Pure violence will become 302 00:12:10,503 --> 00:12:12,295 the only basis of power. 303 00:12:12,378 --> 00:12:14,503 Spare us the apocalyptic desert planet 304 00:12:14,587 --> 00:12:16,920 sci-fi bullshit, Frank Herbert. 305 00:12:17,003 --> 00:12:19,295 Uh, Frank Herbert was a writer who wrote a series of-- 306 00:12:19,378 --> 00:12:21,920 I know who fucking Frank Herbert is. 307 00:12:22,003 --> 00:12:23,754 Oh. I'm sorry. 308 00:12:23,837 --> 00:12:25,295 Was that gendered? 309 00:12:25,378 --> 00:12:27,503 -That was gendered. -Richard: Okay, Gilfoyle. 310 00:12:27,587 --> 00:12:29,837 Even if everything you're saying is right, 311 00:12:29,920 --> 00:12:31,879 and that's where we're headed, 312 00:12:31,961 --> 00:12:33,545 there's gotta be a way to fix it. 313 00:12:33,629 --> 00:12:35,670 Fix what, Richard? The network is doing 314 00:12:35,754 --> 00:12:37,337 exactly what we told it to do. 315 00:12:38,170 --> 00:12:40,378 The AI is optimizing the compression 316 00:12:40,462 --> 00:12:42,920 and the compression is optimizing the AI. 317 00:12:43,503 --> 00:12:46,086 Everything that makes it successful 318 00:12:46,170 --> 00:12:49,545 is exactly what makes it dangerous. 319 00:12:49,629 --> 00:12:51,795 It's a feature, not a bug. 320 00:12:51,879 --> 00:12:54,587 No (scoff), no, no. Okay, no. 321 00:12:54,670 --> 00:12:55,920 What are we gonna do about it? 322 00:12:56,003 --> 00:12:57,420 What do you suggest we do about it? 323 00:12:57,503 --> 00:12:59,128 You're gonna make me say it, aren't you? 324 00:13:00,670 --> 00:13:02,337 Fine. 325 00:13:02,754 --> 00:13:04,837 We built a monster. 326 00:13:04,920 --> 00:13:06,086 We need to kill it. 327 00:13:06,170 --> 00:13:09,170 -Dinesh: Fuck. -Are you out of your mind? 328 00:13:09,253 --> 00:13:12,170 No, no, no, no, no, Gilfoyle. 329 00:13:12,253 --> 00:13:14,670 We didn't build a monster, first of all. 330 00:13:14,754 --> 00:13:16,754 We built the single greatest 331 00:13:16,837 --> 00:13:18,587 fucking network, ever, in the world. 332 00:13:19,337 --> 00:13:20,795 That's the big one. 333 00:13:20,879 --> 00:13:22,961 And I'm sorry, you wanna kill it? 334 00:13:23,045 --> 00:13:25,712 Now? Now? Now? 335 00:13:25,795 --> 00:13:27,587 We are inches away from the finish line. 336 00:13:27,670 --> 00:13:29,128 You wanna fucking kill it? 337 00:13:29,211 --> 00:13:32,003 We did it, man! We built it! It works! 338 00:13:32,086 --> 00:13:36,170 It just needs a little help! We just gotta fix it, okay? 339 00:13:36,670 --> 00:13:38,378 We don't kill it! 340 00:13:38,462 --> 00:13:41,295 That's crazy, man! Kill yourself is the thing. 341 00:13:41,378 --> 00:13:43,003 Fuck you. 342 00:13:43,837 --> 00:13:45,295 I mean... 343 00:13:45,378 --> 00:13:46,754 that's crazy. 344 00:13:48,337 --> 00:13:51,045 When people ask me about Pied Piper, 345 00:13:51,128 --> 00:13:54,545 I always tell them the same thing. 346 00:13:54,629 --> 00:13:57,754 (soft grunting) 347 00:13:59,170 --> 00:14:01,295 Are there other questions? 348 00:14:01,378 --> 00:14:04,420 Uh, yeah. Can you elaborate? 349 00:14:05,086 --> 00:14:07,003 Mm... yes. 350 00:14:07,086 --> 00:14:09,754 (quiet prison chatter) 351 00:14:11,545 --> 00:14:13,128 Will you? 352 00:14:13,545 --> 00:14:15,378 Ah... 353 00:14:15,462 --> 00:14:17,086 Hmm... 354 00:14:25,211 --> 00:14:26,295 (sigh) 355 00:14:38,754 --> 00:14:41,629 Save it, Jared. I'm not in the mood for a pep talk. 356 00:14:43,128 --> 00:14:45,337 You know, if I learned anything from my time with Gwart, 357 00:14:45,420 --> 00:14:47,837 it's the power of just listening. 358 00:14:48,253 --> 00:14:50,420 Fucking Gilfoyle. 359 00:14:51,253 --> 00:14:54,003 Shut it down? Are you fucking kidding me? 360 00:14:54,086 --> 00:14:57,003 Throw everything away that we've been working toward? 361 00:14:57,086 --> 00:14:58,795 Not to mention the fact that we have a contract 362 00:14:58,879 --> 00:15:00,670 worth billions of dollars. 363 00:15:00,754 --> 00:15:03,045 Yeah, that's a lot of money. 364 00:15:03,128 --> 00:15:05,462 And what about all the other stuff we're gonna do? 365 00:15:05,545 --> 00:15:08,295 I mean, give internet to underserved communities, 366 00:15:08,378 --> 00:15:11,253 students in the homework gap, refugees, genomic research. 367 00:15:11,337 --> 00:15:13,295 Pied Piper can help scientists cure cancer. 368 00:15:13,378 --> 00:15:16,128 -And cancer is bad. -Cancer fuckin' sucks! 369 00:15:16,211 --> 00:15:18,712 "Hey, I'd like some cancer, please." No. 370 00:15:18,795 --> 00:15:20,879 And we have this beautiful baby, 371 00:15:20,961 --> 00:15:23,170 who is a little sick... 372 00:15:24,045 --> 00:15:26,253 But, apparently, it's now the devil, 373 00:15:26,337 --> 00:15:27,587 and we have to kill it. 374 00:15:27,670 --> 00:15:30,128 I vote we take it to the doctor, but fuck. 375 00:15:30,378 --> 00:15:32,462 I had a foster mother who thought I was the devil 376 00:15:32,545 --> 00:15:34,420 and that she had to kill me. 377 00:15:34,503 --> 00:15:36,837 And I think it was pretty traumatizing for her. 378 00:15:36,920 --> 00:15:39,587 And th-the odds... 379 00:15:39,670 --> 00:15:42,420 of Gilfoyle's stupid crazy 380 00:15:42,503 --> 00:15:45,170 doomsday scenario actually coming true are... 381 00:15:45,670 --> 00:15:47,754 I mean, we've had a nuclear arsenal for decades, 382 00:15:47,837 --> 00:15:50,879 and we're fine. I mean, outside of a couple... 383 00:15:50,961 --> 00:15:53,337 substantial blips. Two in particular. 384 00:15:53,420 --> 00:15:55,003 I'd say we're safer. 385 00:15:55,295 --> 00:15:57,170 The real killer is stress. 386 00:15:57,253 --> 00:15:58,961 Okay, sure, fine. 387 00:15:59,045 --> 00:16:01,295 Oppenheimer famously said he regretted 388 00:16:01,378 --> 00:16:03,378 building the atom bomb and died in despair, 389 00:16:03,462 --> 00:16:05,337 but what the fuck does that have to do with anything? 390 00:16:05,420 --> 00:16:08,170 Oppenheimer. What a self-obsessed little bitch. 391 00:16:08,253 --> 00:16:11,128 What are we supposed to do, huh? What are we supposed to do? 392 00:16:11,211 --> 00:16:13,961 Fucking Gilfoyle. We'll just call up AT&T 393 00:16:14,045 --> 00:16:16,128 and say that our network is so good 394 00:16:16,211 --> 00:16:18,545 that it'll eventually become some doomsday device, 395 00:16:18,629 --> 00:16:21,795 and we have no moral option but to destroy it 396 00:16:21,879 --> 00:16:24,462 before we let you release it? I mean... 397 00:16:24,545 --> 00:16:26,545 We're not doing it! We're not. 398 00:16:27,503 --> 00:16:29,670 -We're not. -Hey, Richard. 399 00:16:29,754 --> 00:16:31,545 ♪ ♪ 400 00:16:31,629 --> 00:16:34,712 Whatever you think is best, that's what we're gonna do. 401 00:16:37,545 --> 00:16:39,670 I mean, they just put up the billboard. 402 00:16:40,754 --> 00:16:43,211 She's a beauty, right? 403 00:16:54,086 --> 00:16:56,253 Fu--! Sorry, guys. 404 00:16:56,837 --> 00:16:59,086 -Gilfoyle's right. -Seriously? 405 00:16:59,170 --> 00:17:01,795 We're seriously doing this? We're canceling the launch? 406 00:17:01,879 --> 00:17:05,629 Well, no. Uh, ha, that's not enough. 407 00:17:06,045 --> 00:17:08,629 Our network is dangerous. 408 00:17:08,712 --> 00:17:10,961 If we cancel it or shut it down, 409 00:17:11,045 --> 00:17:12,837 then others will try to copy 410 00:17:12,920 --> 00:17:15,503 or reverse engineer everything that we've built. 411 00:17:15,587 --> 00:17:16,961 It's like... 412 00:17:17,045 --> 00:17:18,629 It's like the four-minute mile. 413 00:17:18,712 --> 00:17:20,337 Everybody thought it was impossible, 414 00:17:20,420 --> 00:17:21,545 until someone did it, 415 00:17:21,629 --> 00:17:23,629 and then everybody started doing it 416 00:17:23,712 --> 00:17:25,754 because they knew it could be done. 417 00:17:26,253 --> 00:17:28,128 Jared: Right. Roger Bannister. 418 00:17:28,211 --> 00:17:30,420 Now, imagine he'd gone into cardiac arrest 419 00:17:30,503 --> 00:17:32,879 and evacuated on himself and died. 420 00:17:32,961 --> 00:17:35,003 And as he lay there with his prolapsed anus 421 00:17:35,086 --> 00:17:37,378 peeking beneath the running shorts on his newly dead body, 422 00:17:37,462 --> 00:17:38,754 the crowd jeered and grimaced. 423 00:17:38,837 --> 00:17:40,629 That is what has to happen to us. 424 00:17:41,545 --> 00:17:43,629 We have to shit ourselves to death. 425 00:17:43,712 --> 00:17:45,337 Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. 426 00:17:45,420 --> 00:17:46,503 He's right. 427 00:17:46,587 --> 00:17:49,378 Our launch has to fail, publicly... 428 00:17:49,462 --> 00:17:50,879 and spectacularly. 429 00:17:50,961 --> 00:17:53,629 Are you dumbfucks listening to yourselves? 430 00:17:54,128 --> 00:17:55,920 Because I am, 431 00:17:56,003 --> 00:17:57,795 and you are dumb. 432 00:17:57,879 --> 00:17:59,420 And fucks. 433 00:18:00,086 --> 00:18:02,378 Gilfoyle is willing to destroy everything we've built 434 00:18:02,462 --> 00:18:04,295 just to prevent me from having money! 435 00:18:04,378 --> 00:18:05,545 (beeping) 436 00:18:05,629 --> 00:18:07,253 Interesting. 437 00:18:07,337 --> 00:18:08,629 Is that Dinesh's Tesla? 438 00:18:08,712 --> 00:18:10,337 What? 439 00:18:12,587 --> 00:18:15,295 -There's no one in it. -Gilfoyle: Correct. 440 00:18:15,378 --> 00:18:18,045 You have the Tesla mobile app on your phone, 441 00:18:18,128 --> 00:18:21,754 which communicates over the Pied Piper network. 442 00:18:22,253 --> 00:18:25,295 A few hours ago, I tasked said network 443 00:18:25,378 --> 00:18:28,837 with providing me your TLS encryption key, 444 00:18:29,295 --> 00:18:30,795 which it just gave me. 445 00:18:31,337 --> 00:18:33,837 To verify that that key was correct, 446 00:18:33,920 --> 00:18:36,503 I decided to autodrive your car 447 00:18:36,587 --> 00:18:38,587 to the car wash on El Camino. 448 00:18:38,670 --> 00:18:41,378 It appears the key was correct, 449 00:18:41,462 --> 00:18:42,795 -no? -(revving) 450 00:18:42,879 --> 00:18:44,253 Be careful, Charlotte. 451 00:18:44,337 --> 00:18:46,712 What encryption does Tesla use? 452 00:18:46,795 --> 00:18:49,253 Curve 25519, 453 00:18:49,337 --> 00:18:51,420 the most secure... 454 00:18:51,503 --> 00:18:54,587 discrete log parameter there is. 455 00:18:54,670 --> 00:18:55,961 Not anymore. 456 00:18:56,045 --> 00:18:58,837 Our network just blew it apart like a prolapsed anus. 457 00:18:58,920 --> 00:19:02,086 In only two hours and 47 minutes. 458 00:19:02,670 --> 00:19:05,086 -The prosecution rests. -Monica: Okay, Dinesh, 459 00:19:05,170 --> 00:19:07,295 they're right. We have to fail, 460 00:19:07,378 --> 00:19:09,337 and it has to look like an accident, 461 00:19:09,420 --> 00:19:11,837 or else we could all go to prison. 462 00:19:11,920 --> 00:19:14,170 ♪ ♪ 463 00:19:14,253 --> 00:19:16,920 -No, I cannot do it. -Gilfoyle: Of course you can. 464 00:19:17,003 --> 00:19:20,420 Your entire life has prepared you to publicly fail. 465 00:19:20,503 --> 00:19:22,462 You're just failing to see that right now. 466 00:19:22,545 --> 00:19:25,754 Don't insult me. I can fail circles around you losers. 467 00:19:25,837 --> 00:19:27,128 But will I? 468 00:19:27,211 --> 00:19:29,211 I'm gonna be honest with you. 469 00:19:29,712 --> 00:19:31,337 No offense to me, 470 00:19:31,420 --> 00:19:34,295 but I am greedy and unreliable, 471 00:19:34,378 --> 00:19:35,754 bordering on piece of shit. 472 00:19:36,420 --> 00:19:37,712 If there is a chance 473 00:19:37,795 --> 00:19:41,253 to stop you guys from stopping you guys, I will do it. 474 00:19:41,337 --> 00:19:42,837 I will sabotage your sabotage. 475 00:19:43,253 --> 00:19:46,003 So, if this company needs to fail 476 00:19:46,086 --> 00:19:48,128 epically, like fucking fail... 477 00:19:50,086 --> 00:19:51,712 you need to do it without me. 478 00:19:52,378 --> 00:19:54,045 Revoke my permissions. 479 00:19:54,128 --> 00:19:55,629 Delete my PiperMail account. 480 00:19:55,712 --> 00:19:58,712 I will use Gmail like a fucking basic bitch. 481 00:19:59,670 --> 00:20:01,337 (sigh) 482 00:20:01,420 --> 00:20:04,378 Don't let me anywhere near that launch. 483 00:20:04,587 --> 00:20:07,420 I may beg, and I will lie to you. 484 00:20:07,503 --> 00:20:10,795 I cannot bribe you because I don't have any money. 485 00:20:11,795 --> 00:20:14,295 But I am too much of a liability. 486 00:20:14,587 --> 00:20:17,920 That is the most courageous act of cowardice I've ever seen. 487 00:20:18,003 --> 00:20:20,337 All this because of a fucking dot. 488 00:20:21,587 --> 00:20:24,629 Dinesh's car is at the Wendy's drive-thru. 489 00:20:25,128 --> 00:20:26,128 Anybody hungry? 490 00:20:26,211 --> 00:20:27,170 They call it PiperNet, 491 00:20:27,253 --> 00:20:28,837 and it's coming to your phone. 492 00:20:28,920 --> 00:20:31,211 Tomorrow at noon, the Pied Piper app will go live 493 00:20:31,295 --> 00:20:34,045 on the latest 5G-equipped iOS and Android phones 494 00:20:34,128 --> 00:20:36,086 in 10 major cities across the country. 495 00:20:36,170 --> 00:20:39,211 AT&T says, if things go as planned, PiperNet could be 496 00:20:39,295 --> 00:20:41,795 on more than a half billion devices within a year. 497 00:20:41,879 --> 00:20:45,420 And no one is more excited than technology super fans, 498 00:20:45,503 --> 00:20:48,337 -like the ones behind me... -(cheering) 499 00:20:48,420 --> 00:20:50,545 ...who are camping out all night to snag 500 00:20:50,629 --> 00:20:53,712 a limited edition Pied Piper-equipped smartphone. 501 00:20:53,795 --> 00:20:56,211 If their enthusiasm is anything to go by, 502 00:20:56,295 --> 00:20:59,086 then a lot more people may soon be lining up 503 00:20:59,170 --> 00:21:01,462 to pay the piper. (laugh) 504 00:21:01,545 --> 00:21:04,712 I'm Jim Gittman, KCTW. 505 00:21:06,629 --> 00:21:09,253 All right, thanks, everyone! Appreciate y'all! Okay! 506 00:21:09,337 --> 00:21:11,837 (laughing) I see you! I see you! 507 00:21:14,170 --> 00:21:15,503 (sigh) 508 00:21:20,211 --> 00:21:23,670 ♪ ♪ 509 00:21:25,503 --> 00:21:28,003 Hey, does anyone want a bear claw? 510 00:21:28,086 --> 00:21:29,837 I just bought too many at the store, 511 00:21:29,920 --> 00:21:32,378 so I'm going around giving them away if anybody wants 512 00:21:32,462 --> 00:21:34,253 -a bear claw or a cruller-- -Whoa. 513 00:21:34,337 --> 00:21:36,837 You got one of the Pied Piper ratjacks made? 514 00:21:37,670 --> 00:21:39,754 Wait, there's a cool nickname for the jackets? 515 00:21:39,837 --> 00:21:42,128 Yeah, you even got Dinesh embroidered. 516 00:21:42,211 --> 00:21:44,211 Oh, he's my favorite, too. 517 00:21:45,503 --> 00:21:46,629 Wait. 518 00:21:46,712 --> 00:21:49,003 Oh my God. Holy shit! 519 00:21:49,086 --> 00:21:50,503 Dude, it's Dinesh! 520 00:21:50,879 --> 00:21:53,295 -Yeah, Dinesh. I'm Dinesh Chugtai. -(cheering) 521 00:21:53,378 --> 00:21:55,462 I'm the cofounder of Pied Piper, 522 00:21:55,545 --> 00:21:57,211 in an original ratjack. 523 00:21:57,295 --> 00:21:58,462 Girl: I can't wait for tomorrow! 524 00:21:58,545 --> 00:22:00,378 Don't worry about tomorrow! Today! 525 00:22:00,462 --> 00:22:02,795 -Fuck tomorrow! -Girl: Uh, 526 00:22:02,879 --> 00:22:05,337 -can I get a selfie? -Yeah, yeah, yeah. 527 00:22:05,420 --> 00:22:07,462 -Okay, thank you! -Here we go. 528 00:22:07,545 --> 00:22:08,920 (excited chatter) 529 00:22:09,003 --> 00:22:10,503 Woman: I am Pied Piper. 530 00:22:10,587 --> 00:22:13,837 -I am Pied Piper. -I am Pied Piper. 531 00:22:14,545 --> 00:22:16,211 Man: I am Pied Piper... 532 00:22:18,211 --> 00:22:20,754 -Are we set? -Locked and loaded. 533 00:22:21,170 --> 00:22:22,670 The script I wrote will push a new build 534 00:22:22,754 --> 00:22:25,420 from the supernode at the office the second you step on stage. 535 00:22:26,170 --> 00:22:28,712 No one here will see it. When we go live, 536 00:22:28,961 --> 00:22:30,837 all the nodes should start broadcasting noise 537 00:22:30,920 --> 00:22:32,670 across common communication bands, 538 00:22:32,754 --> 00:22:34,754 jamming cell signals, knocking out Bluetooth, 539 00:22:34,837 --> 00:22:37,587 and fucking up every GPS unit for miles. 540 00:22:38,128 --> 00:22:40,003 -Good. -Yeah. 541 00:22:40,086 --> 00:22:42,086 They'll force us to shut it down... 542 00:22:42,920 --> 00:22:44,420 then it'll all be over. 543 00:22:44,503 --> 00:22:46,920 ♪ ♪ 544 00:22:47,003 --> 00:22:48,587 Good. 545 00:22:49,086 --> 00:22:50,712 Yeah. Good. 546 00:22:51,503 --> 00:22:53,503 (sigh) Fuck. 547 00:22:53,587 --> 00:22:55,754 Richard? We're about to start. 548 00:22:55,837 --> 00:22:57,754 Yeah, let's go. Okay, here we go. 549 00:23:02,420 --> 00:23:04,045 I am Pied Piper. 550 00:23:04,128 --> 00:23:07,086 -(music playing) -I am Pied Piper. 551 00:23:07,170 --> 00:23:09,920 -Deep Voice: I am Pied Piper. -(chatter) 552 00:23:11,086 --> 00:23:13,545 Hi. Uh, my name is Dinesh Chugtai. 553 00:23:13,629 --> 00:23:16,837 I wanna make sure I am not on the list for the launch today. 554 00:23:16,920 --> 00:23:20,128 Chugtai. Um... I don't see your name here. 555 00:23:20,211 --> 00:23:22,170 Okay, that's great. Oh, uh, 556 00:23:22,253 --> 00:23:25,211 could you also make sure there are no VIP lists I might be on? 557 00:23:25,295 --> 00:23:27,587 Chugtai. Spelled how it's pronounced. 558 00:23:27,670 --> 00:23:29,420 -Woman: Okay. Uh... -"Chu," 559 00:23:29,503 --> 00:23:30,545 and then "gtai." 560 00:23:30,629 --> 00:23:32,545 No, not here either. 561 00:23:32,629 --> 00:23:34,462 Oh, and these security guards? 562 00:23:34,545 --> 00:23:37,920 Are they your best guys? Like, will they stop me? 563 00:23:38,420 --> 00:23:39,462 Would they fuck me up? 564 00:23:39,545 --> 00:23:40,961 -I'm sorry, we-- -Thank you so much. 565 00:23:41,045 --> 00:23:43,086 That's exactly the response I was looking for. 566 00:23:43,170 --> 00:23:45,337 I feel very confident I will not be getting into 567 00:23:45,420 --> 00:23:47,545 the launch today. Thank you for not helping. 568 00:23:48,795 --> 00:23:49,754 Don't let me through. 569 00:23:49,837 --> 00:23:51,961 We are Pied Piper! 570 00:23:53,003 --> 00:23:55,712 (applause, cheering) 571 00:23:57,503 --> 00:23:59,045 Woo! 572 00:24:01,420 --> 00:24:03,378 -Yes, hello. Uh... -(applause dying down) 573 00:24:03,462 --> 00:24:06,420 I am Richard Hendricks, founder and CEO, 574 00:24:06,503 --> 00:24:08,670 and I am thrilled to welcome you all 575 00:24:08,754 --> 00:24:11,420 to the official launch of Pied Piper. 576 00:24:11,503 --> 00:24:14,003 (applause, cheering) 577 00:24:14,086 --> 00:24:17,211 (microwave humming) 578 00:24:21,420 --> 00:24:24,045 (beeping) 579 00:24:26,879 --> 00:24:29,545 (wearable chair rattling) 580 00:24:30,545 --> 00:24:33,211 (cooling fans whirring) 581 00:24:35,086 --> 00:24:37,128 -Hey, John. -Yeah. 582 00:24:37,211 --> 00:24:39,128 Here's your hot water. 583 00:24:39,211 --> 00:24:40,837 Okay. 584 00:24:45,545 --> 00:24:46,879 Hey, Gabe? 585 00:24:47,545 --> 00:24:50,253 There's something weird here. 586 00:24:51,879 --> 00:24:53,545 What is it? 587 00:24:54,920 --> 00:24:57,128 The code they're about to launch-- 588 00:24:57,211 --> 00:24:59,837 it isn't the build we shipped. 589 00:24:59,920 --> 00:25:02,420 Someone just pushed a new build. 590 00:25:05,420 --> 00:25:06,837 Hey, John? 591 00:25:06,920 --> 00:25:08,295 John: Yeah? 592 00:25:08,378 --> 00:25:10,253 That's a mistake. 593 00:25:11,086 --> 00:25:13,879 We should change it back to the right code. 594 00:25:16,170 --> 00:25:17,545 Okay. 595 00:25:18,545 --> 00:25:21,879 ♪ ♪ 596 00:25:21,961 --> 00:25:23,420 Richard: Fast and powerful. 597 00:25:23,503 --> 00:25:25,503 Sounds a little bit like you, Andre Iguodala. 598 00:25:25,587 --> 00:25:27,337 -Yes! -Andre: That's right, Richard Hendricks. 599 00:25:27,420 --> 00:25:30,211 And as a member of the NBA's all-defensive first team, 600 00:25:30,295 --> 00:25:32,128 I know a little something about cybersecurity. 601 00:25:32,211 --> 00:25:35,545 Would you say that Pied Piper is your MVP? 602 00:25:35,629 --> 00:25:37,503 "Most valuable phone"? 603 00:25:37,587 --> 00:25:39,754 - Yeah, I would. -(crowd cheering) 604 00:25:41,253 --> 00:25:42,920 Gabe: Uh, hey, Dinesh? 605 00:25:43,961 --> 00:25:45,462 Gabe, what are you doing here? 606 00:25:45,545 --> 00:25:48,170 You weren't answering your calls or texts, 607 00:25:48,253 --> 00:25:50,920 so I came here from the office. 608 00:25:51,462 --> 00:25:55,128 So, um, a weird version of the software, uh... 609 00:25:58,295 --> 00:26:00,670 was put online, so, uh... 610 00:26:02,045 --> 00:26:03,211 So? 611 00:26:03,295 --> 00:26:05,629 So, I reverted it to the version we shipped. 612 00:26:07,503 --> 00:26:09,337 ♪ ♪ 613 00:26:09,420 --> 00:26:12,961 Oh, I have the original weird one here... 614 00:26:14,253 --> 00:26:16,961 There's some photos of me in Hawaii. 615 00:26:19,378 --> 00:26:21,920 So, this was the version that was about to be deployed, 616 00:26:22,003 --> 00:26:23,587 then you switched it, 617 00:26:23,670 --> 00:26:26,420 and now we're about to launch the older version? 618 00:26:27,295 --> 00:26:28,837 Yes. 619 00:26:29,295 --> 00:26:31,754 So, if I do nothing, 620 00:26:31,837 --> 00:26:34,045 absolutely nothing... 621 00:26:34,128 --> 00:26:36,670 -Nothing? -...the "correct" version 622 00:26:36,754 --> 00:26:38,337 of the network would launch? 623 00:26:38,420 --> 00:26:41,462 Uh, what do you mean by when you do that? 624 00:26:41,545 --> 00:26:43,629 -Just stretching my fingers. -Oh. 625 00:26:43,712 --> 00:26:45,754 Andre: But before I go, can you tell me, 626 00:26:45,837 --> 00:26:48,837 -who let the dogs out? -("Who Let The Dogs Out?" by Baha Men playing) 627 00:26:48,920 --> 00:26:50,545 ♪ Who-who-who-who-who? ♪ 628 00:26:50,629 --> 00:26:52,378 (audience cheering) 629 00:26:52,462 --> 00:26:55,170 Damn it! Okay, go. Thank you. 630 00:26:59,003 --> 00:27:01,086 Gilfoyle (voicemail): Leave a message. Also, 631 00:27:01,170 --> 00:27:03,462 -fuck you, Dinesh. -(angry grunt) 632 00:27:04,920 --> 00:27:07,795 ♪ ♪ 633 00:27:07,879 --> 00:27:10,503 The supernode on the roof. 634 00:27:14,754 --> 00:27:16,587 (door opens) 635 00:27:18,670 --> 00:27:20,003 (sigh) 636 00:27:22,045 --> 00:27:25,128 ("Atomic Dog" by George Clinton playing) 637 00:27:25,211 --> 00:27:27,712 (applause, cheering) 638 00:27:30,670 --> 00:27:32,378 Give it up for Menlo Bark! 639 00:27:32,462 --> 00:27:34,378 Weren't they fetching? 640 00:27:34,629 --> 00:27:37,045 Fucking hell, who wrote this shit? 641 00:27:37,128 --> 00:27:39,170 -(Jared laughs) -(applause) 642 00:27:39,253 --> 00:27:40,337 I... 643 00:27:40,420 --> 00:27:41,795 Guys! Comma. 644 00:27:41,879 --> 00:27:43,879 We have a huge fucking problem! 645 00:27:43,961 --> 00:27:45,795 Period. Fucking Gabe 646 00:27:45,879 --> 00:27:47,545 reverted to the old build! 647 00:27:47,629 --> 00:27:49,795 Exclamation point, exclamation point! 648 00:27:49,879 --> 00:27:52,587 -(phone buzzing) -(indistinct speech) 649 00:27:52,920 --> 00:27:55,670 I got a group text from Dinesh. 650 00:27:55,754 --> 00:27:58,712 "Guys, come on. Fun king games 651 00:27:58,795 --> 00:28:00,920 pervert Oldsmobile"? 652 00:28:01,629 --> 00:28:04,337 -What? -Okay, so I've... 653 00:28:04,420 --> 00:28:06,295 shown you our... 654 00:28:06,378 --> 00:28:08,837 decentralized universal data exchange, 655 00:28:08,920 --> 00:28:11,128 our tamper-proof storage. 656 00:28:11,211 --> 00:28:13,378 I've shown you that you, and you alone, 657 00:28:13,462 --> 00:28:16,920 will control your personal data and your identity. 658 00:28:20,587 --> 00:28:21,961 (clears throat) 659 00:28:23,086 --> 00:28:24,253 All-- 660 00:28:24,337 --> 00:28:27,503 All of us here at Pied Piper have worked 661 00:28:27,587 --> 00:28:30,253 so hard on this. 662 00:28:32,337 --> 00:28:35,503 We have given six sleepless, 663 00:28:35,587 --> 00:28:37,629 brutal years to this project, 664 00:28:38,629 --> 00:28:40,754 and I am... 665 00:28:41,587 --> 00:28:44,170 so proud of what we've done. 666 00:28:47,211 --> 00:28:49,170 Uh, so my mentor... 667 00:28:49,253 --> 00:28:51,420 -(music playing) -...the late Peter Gregory, uh, 668 00:28:51,503 --> 00:28:54,337 put us on the path to what we've created here. 669 00:28:55,211 --> 00:28:56,879 He called it, 670 00:28:56,961 --> 00:29:00,253 "the internet we deserve." 671 00:29:00,961 --> 00:29:03,795 We have fought every step of the way 672 00:29:03,879 --> 00:29:07,420 to bring you the greatest network 673 00:29:07,503 --> 00:29:11,086 ever made, ha. And in, uh... 674 00:29:11,503 --> 00:29:14,420 five minutes, 42 seconds, 675 00:29:17,670 --> 00:29:20,170 that fight is over. 676 00:29:22,253 --> 00:29:25,378 (gasping) 677 00:29:30,170 --> 00:29:32,837 -(panting) -(vents rattling) 678 00:29:34,211 --> 00:29:37,587 ♪ ♪ 679 00:29:37,670 --> 00:29:40,003 (screaming) 680 00:29:43,462 --> 00:29:46,420 (gasping) 681 00:29:46,503 --> 00:29:48,629 ♪ ♪ 682 00:29:54,754 --> 00:29:57,253 (gasping continues) 683 00:30:08,128 --> 00:30:09,754 (typing, beep) 684 00:30:09,837 --> 00:30:12,337 -(beep) -Gilfoyle: Son of a bitch. 685 00:30:13,712 --> 00:30:16,003 -(gasping) -Gilfoyle: Dinesh, you fucking terrorist, 686 00:30:16,086 --> 00:30:17,211 what the fuck are you doing? 687 00:30:17,295 --> 00:30:18,378 (gasping) 688 00:30:18,462 --> 00:30:19,545 Are you jerking off? 689 00:30:19,629 --> 00:30:21,629 Or did you do one push up? 690 00:30:21,712 --> 00:30:24,170 Quit being a fucking bitch. 691 00:30:24,253 --> 00:30:27,462 John F. Kennedy: Let me then make clear that I am determined upon our... 692 00:30:27,545 --> 00:30:29,462 -(speech continues) -(phone buzzing) 693 00:30:29,545 --> 00:30:32,128 Neil Armstrong: That's one small step for a man, 694 00:30:32,211 --> 00:30:34,879 one giant leap for mankind. 695 00:30:34,961 --> 00:30:36,545 Hello? 696 00:30:36,920 --> 00:30:38,128 Dinesh is where? 697 00:30:38,211 --> 00:30:40,629 -Richard: Tell him to fuck off. -You tell him. 698 00:30:40,712 --> 00:30:43,503 It's me! I'm here. I'm merged and I can hear you. 699 00:30:43,587 --> 00:30:45,003 -(beep) -Gilfoyle: Hold on. 700 00:30:45,754 --> 00:30:47,754 -Monica: Hey. -Gilfoyle: We're all merged in. 701 00:30:47,837 --> 00:30:49,961 Richard, you are doing a great job. 702 00:30:50,045 --> 00:30:52,503 Jared, shut up. Richard, turn around. 703 00:30:52,587 --> 00:30:54,253 I'm behind you. 704 00:30:55,211 --> 00:30:58,503 Dinesh says that Gabe reverted us back to the prior build 705 00:30:58,587 --> 00:30:59,920 from the supernode at the office. 706 00:31:00,003 --> 00:31:03,128 I cannot verify this because I'm not at a supernode. 707 00:31:03,211 --> 00:31:05,503 I'm across the stage from you, as you can see. 708 00:31:05,587 --> 00:31:08,587 But Dinesh is. He's on the roof. 709 00:31:08,670 --> 00:31:10,961 He wants me to give him back his permissions to deploy. 710 00:31:11,045 --> 00:31:13,086 Dinesh: So I can push out the right build. 711 00:31:13,170 --> 00:31:15,086 The wrong-- The build, guys! 712 00:31:15,170 --> 00:31:17,128 The build we talked about! The build that 713 00:31:17,211 --> 00:31:19,170 saves the world, but makes me poor! 714 00:31:19,253 --> 00:31:21,253 Question is, do we believe him? 715 00:31:21,337 --> 00:31:24,462 In fairness, there are a lot of reasons not to trust him, 716 00:31:24,545 --> 00:31:26,086 such as he told us not to trust him. 717 00:31:26,170 --> 00:31:27,879 -Dinesh: Believe me! -But do we trust that? 718 00:31:27,961 --> 00:31:29,879 Dinesh: For once, I wanna do the right thing! 719 00:31:29,961 --> 00:31:32,003 Gilfoyle: Richard, I'm gonna need an answer. 720 00:31:32,086 --> 00:31:35,253 -I don't have much time. -The fate of the world literally relies on this. 721 00:31:35,337 --> 00:31:37,337 Richard, it's time. 722 00:31:37,420 --> 00:31:38,879 -Come on! -Okay. 723 00:31:38,961 --> 00:31:40,629 Jared: Richard, we need an answer. 724 00:31:40,712 --> 00:31:43,170 Ladies and gentlemen, we are at... 725 00:31:43,670 --> 00:31:46,045 Lawrence/Audience: Ten, nine, 726 00:31:46,128 --> 00:31:48,253 eight, 727 00:31:48,337 --> 00:31:50,211 seven, six... 728 00:31:50,295 --> 00:31:52,503 -Fuck it. Dinesh, you're in. -...five, 729 00:31:54,462 --> 00:31:55,961 -...four... -Oh. 730 00:31:56,045 --> 00:31:57,712 ...three, 731 00:31:57,795 --> 00:31:59,545 two, one! 732 00:31:59,629 --> 00:32:02,670 Lawrence: Ladies and gentlemen, Pied Piper network... 733 00:32:02,754 --> 00:32:05,086 -(applause) -...is officially live! 734 00:32:05,170 --> 00:32:06,754 -(cheering) -(fireworks) 735 00:32:06,837 --> 00:32:10,337 The balloons are falling. Is that a good sign or a bad sign? 736 00:32:12,961 --> 00:32:13,920 Uh... 737 00:32:14,003 --> 00:32:16,961 (music blasting) 738 00:32:18,545 --> 00:32:20,920 The app is now available! 739 00:32:21,003 --> 00:32:23,712 (cheering continues) 740 00:32:24,503 --> 00:32:27,170 -Lawrence: We did it! -Monica: Where are you guys? 741 00:32:28,670 --> 00:32:31,045 Communications should be going haywire. Are they? 742 00:32:31,128 --> 00:32:33,503 I can still hear you, so phones must be working. 743 00:32:33,587 --> 00:32:36,086 Traffic is moving, so GPS must be working. 744 00:32:36,170 --> 00:32:37,295 He's right. 745 00:32:37,378 --> 00:32:39,712 GPS says I'm here, standing next to you, 746 00:32:39,795 --> 00:32:41,128 which seems to be accurate. 747 00:32:41,211 --> 00:32:42,879 Dinesh, you fucked us. 748 00:32:42,961 --> 00:32:44,754 No, he didn't. We are generating noise. 749 00:32:44,837 --> 00:32:47,211 -Oh, okay. Sorry, Dinesh. -Dinesh: You're good. 750 00:32:47,295 --> 00:32:49,003 I'd expect me to fuck us, too. 751 00:32:49,086 --> 00:32:51,253 Problem. We haven't raised the noise far enough 752 00:32:51,337 --> 00:32:52,420 to drown out even Bluetooth. 753 00:32:52,503 --> 00:32:54,337 Okay, so we're generating noise, 754 00:32:54,420 --> 00:32:55,920 but just not enough to interfere with anything? 755 00:32:56,003 --> 00:32:57,128 Dinesh: Is this gonna work? 756 00:32:57,211 --> 00:32:58,961 Did we just make billions of dollars?! 757 00:32:59,045 --> 00:33:01,211 This wouldn't be happening if we had had time to test things. 758 00:33:01,295 --> 00:33:03,587 -Fucking kidding me? We failed at failing? -(dogs barking) 759 00:33:03,670 --> 00:33:05,503 Wait, why are they barking? 760 00:33:05,587 --> 00:33:07,462 -(barking) -Gilfoyle: Oh shit. 761 00:33:07,545 --> 00:33:09,629 Think we might be creating interference that's causing 762 00:33:09,712 --> 00:33:11,378 the speakers in the phones to resonate. 763 00:33:11,462 --> 00:33:12,795 And that's what bugging the dogs? 764 00:33:12,879 --> 00:33:15,712 No. Dogs shouldn't be bothered by that frequency. 765 00:33:15,795 --> 00:33:18,003 Well, then, what the fuck are they barking at? 766 00:33:18,086 --> 00:33:20,295 (woman screaming) 767 00:33:20,378 --> 00:33:21,795 (music stops) 768 00:33:21,879 --> 00:33:25,045 (crowd screaming) 769 00:33:27,462 --> 00:33:30,795 Lawrence: Please, ladies and gentlemen, please stay calm! 770 00:33:31,712 --> 00:33:33,837 Don't panic! 771 00:33:33,920 --> 00:33:36,503 (squeaking) 772 00:33:36,587 --> 00:33:38,545 (screaming continues) 773 00:33:38,629 --> 00:33:41,295 Dear sweet mother of God. 774 00:33:41,837 --> 00:33:44,670 What have we done? 775 00:33:44,754 --> 00:33:47,295 -(scream) -Emily Chang: In a fairy tale turned nightmare come to life, 776 00:33:47,378 --> 00:33:49,920 thousands of rats streamed onto the streets 777 00:33:50,003 --> 00:33:53,003 -of San Francisco today. -Reporter: Pied Piper's phones broadcasting 778 00:33:53,086 --> 00:33:55,503 intense ultrasonic sounds 779 00:33:55,587 --> 00:33:57,629 that began repelling the rats. 780 00:33:57,712 --> 00:34:00,837 The streets of Seattle became the streets of Sea-rat-tle, 781 00:34:00,920 --> 00:34:02,462 and everyone was sleepless. 782 00:34:02,545 --> 00:34:04,503 Giants fans going home happy today 783 00:34:04,587 --> 00:34:06,879 as the Cubs go down swinging to the-- 784 00:34:06,961 --> 00:34:08,378 -Holy shit! -(squeaking) 785 00:34:08,462 --> 00:34:10,670 They're calling it "Rat-mageddon." Yeah. 786 00:34:10,754 --> 00:34:13,462 Except in New York, where they're calling it Wednesday. 787 00:34:13,545 --> 00:34:16,754 -(laughter) -(music) 788 00:34:17,754 --> 00:34:19,670 They literally became the Pied Piper. 789 00:34:19,754 --> 00:34:21,420 I mean, you can't make that up. 790 00:34:21,503 --> 00:34:23,754 Rod: Yeah, maybe you couldn't... 791 00:34:24,795 --> 00:34:26,128 but I could. 792 00:34:27,045 --> 00:34:28,670 Oh, for fuck's sake. 793 00:34:28,754 --> 00:34:31,378 When you think about a lot of the failures in tech-- 794 00:34:31,462 --> 00:34:34,629 Pets.com, Theranos, WeWork-- 795 00:34:34,712 --> 00:34:38,170 Pied Piper really is right at the top of that list. 796 00:34:38,253 --> 00:34:41,712 Pied Piper is just a millstone around AT&T's neck! 797 00:34:41,795 --> 00:34:43,961 I say dump it! Dump it now! 798 00:34:44,045 --> 00:34:47,337 I lost so much fucking money with those guys. 799 00:34:47,420 --> 00:34:50,170 I got rat-fucked. 800 00:34:50,253 --> 00:34:51,378 That's a pun. 801 00:34:51,462 --> 00:34:53,253 I made it all back though. Sweet investment 802 00:34:53,337 --> 00:34:55,503 in the hair transplant sector. 803 00:34:57,754 --> 00:34:59,128 What? 804 00:34:59,837 --> 00:35:02,837 Rats, ah, yes, we have some of them here. 805 00:35:03,712 --> 00:35:05,712 Figuratively. 806 00:35:05,795 --> 00:35:07,961 They are dealt with. 807 00:35:08,795 --> 00:35:11,253 And so, effective immediately, 808 00:35:11,337 --> 00:35:13,128 I am shutting down Pied Piper, 809 00:35:13,211 --> 00:35:14,837 deleting its code repositories, 810 00:35:14,920 --> 00:35:17,837 and liquidating its remaining assets. 811 00:35:17,920 --> 00:35:20,587 All right. That's our statement. 812 00:35:20,670 --> 00:35:22,420 We will not be taking any further-- 813 00:35:22,503 --> 00:35:25,503 Can I just say that I am just... 814 00:35:25,587 --> 00:35:28,378 truly, deeply sorry. 815 00:35:28,462 --> 00:35:31,295 Uh, this should never have been built. 816 00:35:31,378 --> 00:35:35,378 It is... technically flawed to its very core. 817 00:35:37,170 --> 00:35:39,420 And we should all remember that... 818 00:35:40,337 --> 00:35:42,503 forevermore. 819 00:35:43,128 --> 00:35:45,295 Sorry . 820 00:35:45,378 --> 00:35:47,754 (reporters shouting questions) 821 00:35:47,837 --> 00:35:50,253 Obviously, Mr. Hendricks doesn't mean that in any 822 00:35:50,337 --> 00:35:54,337 legally binding or actionable way. Get a life, guys. 823 00:35:56,211 --> 00:35:57,420 It's weird. 824 00:35:57,503 --> 00:36:01,211 It really seemed like Pied Piper was going to work. 825 00:36:03,295 --> 00:36:05,837 Something doesn't add up. 826 00:36:05,920 --> 00:36:07,545 ♪ ♪ 827 00:36:09,712 --> 00:36:11,420 Dinesh: So, I did the right thing, 828 00:36:11,503 --> 00:36:13,420 I helped save the world, 829 00:36:13,503 --> 00:36:15,337 my legs are still super sore, 830 00:36:15,420 --> 00:36:18,128 and my reward is that I'm poor. 831 00:36:20,795 --> 00:36:23,003 What are you gonna do? 832 00:36:23,086 --> 00:36:25,211 Not sure. Been thinking about teaching-- 833 00:36:25,295 --> 00:36:26,754 No, not you. 834 00:36:30,503 --> 00:36:32,295 Oh, uh... 835 00:36:32,378 --> 00:36:34,337 I think I might disappear for a bit. 836 00:36:34,420 --> 00:36:35,712 Maybe travel. 837 00:36:35,795 --> 00:36:37,545 Yeah, I might travel, too. 838 00:36:37,629 --> 00:36:39,211 Where were you thinking? 839 00:36:39,961 --> 00:36:42,295 It may help if, at least for the time being, 840 00:36:42,378 --> 00:36:44,420 you pretend to be mad at me. 841 00:36:44,754 --> 00:36:46,879 Look, Richard, I was a world theater minor at Vassar, 842 00:36:46,961 --> 00:36:50,879 but that is one Javanese shadow play that I cannot perform. 843 00:36:50,961 --> 00:36:53,086 (paper tearing) 844 00:36:54,003 --> 00:36:56,545 (sigh) Come on, guys, let's cheer up. 845 00:36:56,629 --> 00:36:58,879 I mean, we set out to build 846 00:36:58,961 --> 00:37:01,961 the best thing ever built, and that's what we did, 847 00:37:02,045 --> 00:37:03,795 right? 848 00:37:03,879 --> 00:37:05,462 We succeeded. 849 00:37:06,503 --> 00:37:08,211 And who can say 850 00:37:08,295 --> 00:37:10,503 that they literally saved the world? 851 00:37:11,295 --> 00:37:12,879 -Right? -Not us. 852 00:37:13,295 --> 00:37:15,337 'Cause we can't tell anyone what we did. 853 00:37:15,420 --> 00:37:17,503 Right. Not out loud, but... 854 00:37:17,795 --> 00:37:20,503 -You know. -Silence is on brand for me. 855 00:37:21,378 --> 00:37:23,253 Good luck, Dinesh. 856 00:37:25,045 --> 00:37:26,170 (glass breaks) 857 00:37:26,961 --> 00:37:28,462 Gilfoyle: On the bright side... 858 00:37:33,587 --> 00:37:36,045 I found another box of these. 859 00:37:36,128 --> 00:37:39,211 ♪ ♪ 860 00:37:41,837 --> 00:37:43,462 Richard: Well, uh... 861 00:37:43,545 --> 00:37:47,086 I was, I was a little bit embarrassed, ha. 862 00:37:47,170 --> 00:37:49,337 Uh, so I just, uh, 863 00:37:49,420 --> 00:37:52,337 went off the grid for a bit. I-I-I traveled. 864 00:37:52,420 --> 00:37:55,211 I went to Tibet, actually, to try and find Erlich, 865 00:37:55,295 --> 00:37:57,462 but, uh, he was gone. 866 00:37:58,211 --> 00:38:00,712 And then, I came back, 867 00:38:00,795 --> 00:38:04,587 but no one really wanted to hire the guy behind Pied Piper. 868 00:38:04,670 --> 00:38:06,754 Uh, however, 869 00:38:06,837 --> 00:38:09,503 my best friend did hire me, 870 00:38:10,170 --> 00:38:12,754 and now I am the... 871 00:38:12,837 --> 00:38:15,462 Gavin Belson Professor 872 00:38:15,545 --> 00:38:18,961 of, uh, Ethics in Technology at Stanford University. 873 00:38:19,045 --> 00:38:21,462 Big Head: My name is, uh, Nelson Bighetti, 874 00:38:21,545 --> 00:38:24,754 and I'm the president of Stamford. 875 00:38:26,795 --> 00:38:27,837 Stanford. 876 00:38:28,045 --> 00:38:31,545 You graduates have a lot of responsibility. 877 00:38:31,920 --> 00:38:35,879 Finishing the important work of movements such as... 878 00:38:36,879 --> 00:38:39,378 "pound Met double zero," 879 00:38:39,462 --> 00:38:41,295 and "title icks." 880 00:38:41,378 --> 00:38:44,420 Documentarian: So, I think I know, but-but why do they call you Big Head? 881 00:38:44,503 --> 00:38:46,503 Oh, yeah, just, you know, 882 00:38:46,587 --> 00:38:49,045 boys being boys. Making fun of my, 883 00:38:49,128 --> 00:38:50,712 my big old dome. 884 00:38:51,420 --> 00:38:54,754 Documentarian: It's not because your last name is Big-hetti? 885 00:39:02,462 --> 00:39:05,503 I'm the cofounder of Newell Road Strategic Technologies, 886 00:39:05,587 --> 00:39:09,128 one of the largest cybersecurity firms in the Bay Area. 887 00:39:09,211 --> 00:39:11,086 I am the cofounder of 888 00:39:11,170 --> 00:39:13,795 Newell Road Strategic Technologies, 889 00:39:13,879 --> 00:39:17,253 -one of the largest cyber... -I literally just said that. 890 00:39:17,337 --> 00:39:19,754 -...security firms... -I just said that. 891 00:39:19,837 --> 00:39:22,337 -You heard me say that. -...in the Bay Area. 892 00:39:22,420 --> 00:39:24,587 Things are better when I say them. 893 00:39:24,670 --> 00:39:26,837 Plus, they're definitely going to edit you out. 894 00:39:26,920 --> 00:39:29,670 If they're not gonna use it, why would they use it? That has-- 895 00:39:29,754 --> 00:39:32,003 Why don't you tell them how you bought the house next to mine 896 00:39:32,086 --> 00:39:35,170 -because you love me so much. -Okay, 897 00:39:35,253 --> 00:39:36,879 fuck you. 898 00:39:37,253 --> 00:39:39,253 How's it going, guys? 899 00:39:39,920 --> 00:39:41,503 Meeting time. 900 00:39:41,961 --> 00:39:44,545 -Gilfoyle: We have a meeting. -Dinesh: Mandatory. 901 00:39:44,629 --> 00:39:46,837 What do I do now? I, uh, I work for 902 00:39:46,920 --> 00:39:48,712 a non-profit in DC. 903 00:39:48,795 --> 00:39:51,545 It's a-- it's a think tank, and-and we just... 904 00:39:51,629 --> 00:39:54,170 think about... stuff, you know. 905 00:39:54,754 --> 00:39:56,587 Documentarian: So, the NSA. 906 00:39:56,670 --> 00:39:59,378 (laughs) The NSA? No, no, no. 907 00:39:59,462 --> 00:40:02,420 Farthest thing from the NSA. (chuckle) 908 00:40:03,295 --> 00:40:06,086 God. The NSA. That's... 909 00:40:06,170 --> 00:40:08,045 That's a really weird question to ask. 910 00:40:08,128 --> 00:40:09,879 -(music playing) -Jared: Okay, Jell-O. 911 00:40:09,961 --> 00:40:13,503 - I love working with the elderly. -One, two, one, two. 912 00:40:13,587 --> 00:40:16,378 It's like I get to have a bunch of parents 913 00:40:16,462 --> 00:40:18,045 and also be their parent. 914 00:40:18,128 --> 00:40:20,879 No! No, no, no! Martin, Martin! 915 00:40:20,961 --> 00:40:22,420 She only has eyes for you. 916 00:40:22,503 --> 00:40:25,253 We were dancing as girlfriends, that's it. 917 00:40:25,337 --> 00:40:27,670 This fall, we actually had a herpes epidemic 918 00:40:27,754 --> 00:40:31,170 among the residents, which is bad medically, but... 919 00:40:31,253 --> 00:40:34,295 from another perspective, it's kind of touching. 920 00:40:34,587 --> 00:40:37,337 Okay, we're on our way to the hostel. 921 00:40:38,629 --> 00:40:39,545 (sigh) 922 00:40:40,545 --> 00:40:43,337 God, I haven't been there in such a long time. 923 00:40:44,629 --> 00:40:46,211 It was just an... 924 00:40:46,295 --> 00:40:49,128 it was an incredible time in my life, you know? 925 00:40:49,629 --> 00:40:51,378 I never really thought that I would have 926 00:40:51,462 --> 00:40:53,712 a group of male friends. 927 00:40:53,795 --> 00:40:57,045 You know, men just seem kinda mean and hard, but... 928 00:40:57,879 --> 00:40:59,754 these guys were as sweet 929 00:40:59,837 --> 00:41:02,086 and soft as rotten fruit. 930 00:41:02,170 --> 00:41:03,670 You got your book? 931 00:41:03,754 --> 00:41:05,420 Prince of Puget Sound? 932 00:41:05,503 --> 00:41:08,045 (laughing): Oh, Judy! 933 00:41:09,587 --> 00:41:11,920 ♪ ♪ 934 00:41:12,337 --> 00:41:13,961 Hey, man. 935 00:41:14,045 --> 00:41:15,378 Hey, man. 936 00:41:17,170 --> 00:41:18,253 You okay? 937 00:41:19,587 --> 00:41:20,795 Yeah. 938 00:41:20,879 --> 00:41:22,462 I haven't seen you in forever. 939 00:41:22,545 --> 00:41:23,920 I saw you last weekend. 940 00:41:24,003 --> 00:41:25,128 (indistinct greetings) 941 00:41:25,211 --> 00:41:26,670 You look great. 942 00:41:28,253 --> 00:41:29,462 Jared: Is that... 943 00:41:29,545 --> 00:41:31,003 is that a woman's scent? 944 00:41:31,086 --> 00:41:33,211 No, it's unisex. 945 00:41:34,712 --> 00:41:35,795 Big Head? 946 00:41:35,879 --> 00:41:37,503 Hey, Nelson. 947 00:41:40,253 --> 00:41:42,253 I work a lot with people who have dementia, 948 00:41:42,337 --> 00:41:43,503 and I just want you to know, 949 00:41:43,587 --> 00:41:45,378 it doesn't have to be a horror show. 950 00:41:45,462 --> 00:41:46,670 Oh, cool. 951 00:41:46,754 --> 00:41:49,003 -Well hey, we're all here. -Gilfoyle: Let's go. 952 00:41:49,086 --> 00:41:51,170 Let's go see Jian-Yang, heh. 953 00:41:51,253 --> 00:41:53,170 (struggling) 954 00:41:53,253 --> 00:41:55,003 -You okay? Richard! -Richard: Fine. 955 00:41:55,086 --> 00:41:56,961 (knocking) 956 00:41:58,462 --> 00:42:00,462 Uh... (clears throat), hi there. Is, uh, 957 00:42:00,545 --> 00:42:02,462 is Jian-Yang here? 958 00:42:02,545 --> 00:42:05,629 Does he live here? We're-- we're all old friends of his. 959 00:42:05,712 --> 00:42:07,045 No, I'm sorry. 960 00:42:07,128 --> 00:42:10,420 I bought the house years ago from his estate. 961 00:42:10,503 --> 00:42:12,587 Monica: Estate? 962 00:42:13,128 --> 00:42:14,837 I'm sorry to be the one to tell you this, 963 00:42:14,920 --> 00:42:17,086 but Jian-Yang's dead. 964 00:42:21,920 --> 00:42:23,170 Uh... 965 00:42:23,253 --> 00:42:25,420 Okay, so he's dead. What do we do? 966 00:42:25,503 --> 00:42:29,086 ♪ ♪ 967 00:42:29,670 --> 00:42:32,670 It's different, but also the same. 968 00:42:33,795 --> 00:42:35,295 Hey, Gilfoyle. 969 00:42:35,670 --> 00:42:38,587 That's your horrible corner. It looks much better now. 970 00:42:38,670 --> 00:42:40,045 Changed a little bit. 971 00:42:40,128 --> 00:42:41,629 They fixed my hole. 972 00:42:43,295 --> 00:42:45,253 -(imitates kick) -(chuckle) Don't do it again. 973 00:42:45,337 --> 00:42:46,879 No, I wouldn't. Obviously. 974 00:42:46,961 --> 00:42:48,378 I was emotionally charged. 975 00:42:48,462 --> 00:42:50,587 Oh, the drapes. 976 00:42:52,670 --> 00:42:54,587 Oh, that's a playful linen. 977 00:42:55,462 --> 00:42:58,045 -Hi. I used to live here... -Girl: Hey. 978 00:42:58,128 --> 00:42:59,587 ...back when I was poor. 979 00:42:59,670 --> 00:43:01,837 -Cool. -No offense. 980 00:43:02,503 --> 00:43:04,128 None taken, I guess. 981 00:43:05,920 --> 00:43:08,045 -President Bighetti? -Whoa! 982 00:43:08,128 --> 00:43:10,920 -How did-- how'd you know my name? -I go to Stanford. 983 00:43:11,003 --> 00:43:12,670 Oh, no way! I work at Stanford. 984 00:43:12,754 --> 00:43:15,462 -I'm the president. -Yeah, I know. 985 00:43:15,545 --> 00:43:17,503 What are you doing here? 986 00:43:17,587 --> 00:43:20,378 Um, I don't know. I think 'cause Jian-Yang died? 987 00:43:20,462 --> 00:43:23,086 -I'm not sure. -Who's that? Okay. 988 00:43:23,170 --> 00:43:25,503 So weird we're all back here. 989 00:43:25,587 --> 00:43:28,837 Except for Jian-Yang because he's dead. 990 00:43:28,920 --> 00:43:30,253 And Erlich. 991 00:43:30,337 --> 00:43:31,837 Has anyone talked to Erlich? 992 00:43:31,920 --> 00:43:34,545 Nope. No. But wherever he is, 993 00:43:34,629 --> 00:43:36,754 I hope he hasn't blown through all that money. 994 00:43:36,837 --> 00:43:38,670 He definitely has. 995 00:43:39,128 --> 00:43:41,253 Yeah, I'm sure he has. 996 00:43:41,337 --> 00:43:43,879 (jeep rumbling) 997 00:43:47,545 --> 00:43:49,420 Documentarian: We're looking for Erlich Bachman. 998 00:43:49,503 --> 00:43:51,754 In the other village, they said that he was here. 999 00:43:51,837 --> 00:43:53,378 Is-is Erlich Bachman here? 1000 00:43:53,462 --> 00:43:56,961 -(foreign language) -He's here? He's that way? 1001 00:43:57,045 --> 00:43:59,712 (chattering in foreign language) 1002 00:44:01,420 --> 00:44:03,961 -It's up here? -(chattering) Erlich Bachman! 1003 00:44:04,045 --> 00:44:06,587 (insects, animals chirping) 1004 00:44:08,128 --> 00:44:10,170 So, this is Erlich Bachman's house? 1005 00:44:10,253 --> 00:44:12,420 -Erlich Bachman! -Fantastic. 1006 00:44:16,670 --> 00:44:18,629 (muffled music playing) 1007 00:44:18,879 --> 00:44:21,545 We're just here to see Erlich Bachman. 1008 00:44:23,462 --> 00:44:25,045 Hello? 1009 00:44:28,587 --> 00:44:30,378 -(knocking) -Hello? 1010 00:44:30,920 --> 00:44:32,545 (music stops) 1011 00:44:34,086 --> 00:44:37,045 Whoa, whoa, easy, easy. We're-we're friends. 1012 00:44:38,045 --> 00:44:40,712 Are you Erlich Bachman? 1013 00:44:44,670 --> 00:44:47,128 Jian-Yang: Yes. I'm Errich Bachman. 1014 00:44:47,211 --> 00:44:49,045 I can show you ID. 1015 00:44:50,086 --> 00:44:52,712 That's my face. I was a-fat, 1016 00:44:52,795 --> 00:44:55,295 but now, I'm a-not fat. 1017 00:44:55,378 --> 00:44:58,587 I'm sorry, this is supposed to be you? 1018 00:45:00,920 --> 00:45:02,587 (inhales, exhales) 1019 00:45:05,253 --> 00:45:06,712 I have an idea. 1020 00:45:06,795 --> 00:45:08,961 -(whistling) -Documentarian: Okay, whoa, whoa, whoa-- 1021 00:45:09,045 --> 00:45:10,879 I'm making the world a better place through 1022 00:45:10,961 --> 00:45:13,045 an intelligent, semi-autonomous agent, 1023 00:45:13,128 --> 00:45:15,420 powered by distributed, DNA-based compute 1024 00:45:15,503 --> 00:45:18,337 that automates personal planning and scheduling. 1025 00:45:18,629 --> 00:45:20,754 Oh, bots. Sounds like an atrocity. 1026 00:45:20,837 --> 00:45:23,128 Let's just hope you have better success than we did. 1027 00:45:23,211 --> 00:45:25,211 Oh, what company did you have? 1028 00:45:25,295 --> 00:45:27,128 -Oh, here we go. -(chuckling) 1029 00:45:27,211 --> 00:45:29,086 Uh, Pied Piper. 1030 00:45:29,462 --> 00:45:30,670 Dinesh: Yep. 1031 00:45:30,754 --> 00:45:32,045 I'm unfamiliar... 1032 00:45:32,128 --> 00:45:33,545 Dinesh: Rat invasion... 1033 00:45:33,629 --> 00:45:35,754 Jared: We... we were a big failure. 1034 00:45:36,170 --> 00:45:38,378 Eight billion dollar valuation, 1035 00:45:38,462 --> 00:45:41,545 down to zero in one day. 1036 00:45:41,629 --> 00:45:43,795 Was that, like, a social media company? 1037 00:45:43,879 --> 00:45:46,295 -Dinesh: What? Pied Piper. -Gilfoyle: Are you fucking with us? 1038 00:45:47,712 --> 00:45:50,045 Thank you guys so much for your time. 1039 00:45:50,128 --> 00:45:51,253 Jared: Hey, guys. 1040 00:45:51,754 --> 00:45:53,629 Guess what I accidentally brought in my bag. 1041 00:45:54,712 --> 00:45:57,837 ♪ ♪ 1042 00:45:57,920 --> 00:45:59,629 -Oh, no way. -(laughs) 1043 00:46:00,337 --> 00:46:02,712 -Whoops. -(laughter) 1044 00:46:02,795 --> 00:46:04,545 -Richard: We know this thing. -Dinesh: Wow. 1045 00:46:04,629 --> 00:46:06,337 I need a beer if we're gonna do this. 1046 00:46:06,754 --> 00:46:08,045 (fumbling) 1047 00:46:08,128 --> 00:46:09,837 Jared: Richard, be careful. 1048 00:46:09,920 --> 00:46:12,462 -Can I do it? -All: Always blue! 1049 00:46:12,545 --> 00:46:16,503 Always blue! Always blue! Always blue! Always blue! 1050 00:46:16,587 --> 00:46:18,587 Always blue! Always blue... 1051 00:46:18,670 --> 00:46:20,837 (laughter) 1052 00:46:22,545 --> 00:46:24,253 -Okay. -All: Always blue. 1053 00:46:24,337 --> 00:46:26,253 Always blue! Always blue! 1054 00:46:26,337 --> 00:46:27,587 Always blue! 1055 00:46:27,670 --> 00:46:30,920 Always blue! Aah! 1056 00:46:31,003 --> 00:46:33,462 Richard: Regrets? Uh... 1057 00:46:33,545 --> 00:46:35,170 No. 1058 00:46:35,879 --> 00:46:37,837 No, I'm-I'm happy. 1059 00:46:38,378 --> 00:46:40,253 Documentarian: And you don't, you don't feel bad 1060 00:46:40,337 --> 00:46:41,795 that you never got to... 1061 00:46:41,879 --> 00:46:43,961 make the world a better place? 1062 00:46:44,045 --> 00:46:46,295 ♪ ♪ 1063 00:46:46,378 --> 00:46:47,712 Uh... 1064 00:46:48,879 --> 00:46:51,045 I think we did okay. 1065 00:46:55,128 --> 00:46:56,462 I... 1066 00:46:56,545 --> 00:46:58,545 actually could, um... 1067 00:46:59,837 --> 00:47:01,795 I... I still have it. 1068 00:47:01,879 --> 00:47:03,462 One copy of the... 1069 00:47:03,545 --> 00:47:05,712 Pied Piper codebase. 1070 00:47:05,795 --> 00:47:08,128 I have it on a thumb drive. I could show it to you. 1071 00:47:08,211 --> 00:47:09,754 We won't... 1072 00:47:09,837 --> 00:47:12,086 -look into it, but, um... -(opens drawer) 1073 00:47:13,086 --> 00:47:15,253 I just wanna show it to you. 1074 00:47:17,337 --> 00:47:19,837 (rummaging) 1075 00:47:21,003 --> 00:47:23,295 It's just got a couple things on there that I think... 1076 00:47:24,587 --> 00:47:26,003 I, honestly, this was like when 1077 00:47:26,086 --> 00:47:28,170 we were coding the best we ever were, 1078 00:47:28,253 --> 00:47:31,462 so some pieces of this thing are... 1079 00:47:32,378 --> 00:47:34,545 -sheer elegance. -(opens drawer) 1080 00:47:35,045 --> 00:47:36,420 I wish I could show it to everybody 1081 00:47:36,503 --> 00:47:38,754 because I wanna show it to my students. 1082 00:47:40,003 --> 00:47:42,003 Not my class, but another... 1083 00:47:42,086 --> 00:47:44,378 -I know it was in the desk. -(rummaging) 1084 00:47:45,086 --> 00:47:46,253 Okay, this is weird. 1085 00:47:46,587 --> 00:47:49,170 -(banging) -Shit, okay. 1086 00:47:49,253 --> 00:47:50,879 Where is it? 1087 00:47:51,587 --> 00:47:54,712 (rattling) 1088 00:47:55,670 --> 00:47:58,003 It's or-- it's orange. It's this big. 1089 00:47:58,086 --> 00:47:59,420 It's just a thumb drive. 1090 00:47:59,503 --> 00:48:03,337 So, is anyone-- have any of your crew seen it or anything? 1091 00:48:03,420 --> 00:48:05,211 I mean... right here. 1092 00:48:05,295 --> 00:48:07,920 -That's insa... -(rummaging) 1093 00:48:09,462 --> 00:48:11,128 I had the... 1094 00:48:12,253 --> 00:48:14,462 It's gotta be in the desk. 1095 00:48:15,086 --> 00:48:16,545 Documentarian: Is it a problem? 1096 00:48:16,629 --> 00:48:19,337 Um, no, not a problem. Um... 1097 00:48:19,420 --> 00:48:21,629 It's just pretty fascinating. Although... 1098 00:48:23,045 --> 00:48:25,170 if it isn't here... 1099 00:48:28,295 --> 00:48:29,920 where is it?