1 00:00:05,673 --> 00:00:06,547 Richard, it's Maximo. 2 00:00:06,923 --> 00:00:08,339 Now, remember how you refused to take my money. 3 00:00:08,422 --> 00:00:09,798 Well, Colin, he did take my money. 4 00:00:09,881 --> 00:00:11,964 -Now he is leaving your network. -To go where? 5 00:00:12,214 --> 00:00:14,798 Oh, to the network run by my new friend, Laurie Bream. 6 00:00:14,881 --> 00:00:15,923 (RETCHES) 7 00:00:17,422 --> 00:00:19,631 -You guys, there's really no other option. -Yes, there is. 8 00:00:19,714 --> 00:00:23,381 If Hooli won't sell us Foxhole, we could just buy Hooli. 9 00:00:23,673 --> 00:00:24,756 Big question. 10 00:00:25,381 --> 00:00:26,547 How do we buy Hooli? 11 00:00:26,923 --> 00:00:29,798 You want this deal to close, you bring us the forms, 12 00:00:29,881 --> 00:00:33,339 get everyone's hard signature and then bring them to me. 13 00:00:33,422 --> 00:00:35,089 You're not gonna turn your back on 30 years 14 00:00:35,172 --> 00:00:36,589 of making money together, are you? 15 00:00:36,673 --> 00:00:39,172 I don't want to be in business with any of you people. 16 00:00:39,631 --> 00:00:41,339 MONICA HALL: Everybody's gathered out there, 17 00:00:41,422 --> 00:00:42,506 so you should probably say something. 18 00:00:42,589 --> 00:00:45,005 Won't they be happy? I freed them from Gavin. 19 00:00:45,089 --> 00:00:46,964 Or your company just swallowed theirs 20 00:00:47,047 --> 00:00:49,464 and you fired their founder and CEO. 21 00:00:57,047 --> 00:01:02,089 ♪ ♪ 22 00:01:02,172 --> 00:01:04,255 Richard: All we wanted was Foxhole, 23 00:01:04,339 --> 00:01:06,714 and instead we got all these Hooli people. 24 00:01:07,130 --> 00:01:09,714 We really couldn't just fire them, sight unseen? 25 00:01:09,798 --> 00:01:12,422 Uh-uh. Tracy from HR has to do an assessment 26 00:01:12,506 --> 00:01:15,839 of each person first, then we should can them. 27 00:01:16,839 --> 00:01:19,547 Oh, hey. I think I know that guy. Uh, yeah. 28 00:01:19,631 --> 00:01:21,464 Dinesh: What are you doing? Did you just wave him in? 29 00:01:21,547 --> 00:01:23,506 I-I don't know, automatic social shit. 30 00:01:24,589 --> 00:01:25,964 Hey, Ethan! Uh... (chuckles) 31 00:01:26,047 --> 00:01:28,047 -What are you doing here? -You tell me, boss. 32 00:01:28,130 --> 00:01:30,547 Uh, Ethan was my first manager when I was at Hooli. 33 00:01:30,631 --> 00:01:32,089 I didn't know you still worked there. 34 00:01:32,172 --> 00:01:35,464 Yeah, well, we can't all invent middle-out compression. 35 00:01:35,547 --> 00:01:37,923 Uh, anyway, I-I hope I make the cut. 36 00:01:38,005 --> 00:01:42,130 Yeah, well, we're having to be creative with the merger, so... 37 00:01:42,214 --> 00:01:45,172 Yeah, totally. That's why I figured I could maybe help. 38 00:01:45,255 --> 00:01:48,798 You could use Hooli OS for your entire mobile suite. 39 00:01:48,881 --> 00:01:50,923 Yeah, we're not gonna spend months porting 40 00:01:51,005 --> 00:01:52,964 Hooli software over to our protocol, so... 41 00:01:53,047 --> 00:01:55,923 -But thanks. -Yeah, it was a good thought. 42 00:01:56,005 --> 00:01:57,923 Yeah, you wouldn't have to. 43 00:01:58,005 --> 00:02:01,255 When we iterated Hooli OS 11, we reengineered 44 00:02:01,339 --> 00:02:03,422 the entire network layer to be compatible 45 00:02:03,506 --> 00:02:06,339 with other protocols... and you own it. 46 00:02:06,422 --> 00:02:08,381 How quickly, would you say, 47 00:02:08,464 --> 00:02:10,422 you could, um, make it work with PiperNet? 48 00:02:10,506 --> 00:02:13,589 A few weeks with almost zero refactor. 49 00:02:13,673 --> 00:02:16,089 How much money do you think that could save us? 50 00:02:17,047 --> 00:02:18,798 So you guys are planning to build your own 51 00:02:18,881 --> 00:02:20,923 external antennas to deploy for the Hawaii test? 52 00:02:21,005 --> 00:02:23,005 -Why? -The zero-start problem. 53 00:02:23,089 --> 00:02:25,339 Until we have a critical mass of users, 54 00:02:25,422 --> 00:02:28,506 iOS and Android devices don't have enough range. 55 00:02:28,589 --> 00:02:31,214 Right, of course not, but push-to-talk HooliPhones do. 56 00:02:31,297 --> 00:02:32,506 Dinesh: HooliPhones? 57 00:02:32,589 --> 00:02:35,130 You want us to roll out our network on push-to-talk, 58 00:02:35,214 --> 00:02:37,130 -janky-ass HooliPhones? -(laughs mockingly) 59 00:02:37,214 --> 00:02:39,172 Laugh it up, but, uh, the fact that 60 00:02:39,255 --> 00:02:41,964 they still have low power, omnidirectional antennas 61 00:02:42,047 --> 00:02:43,964 means they have a radius of four miles. 62 00:02:44,047 --> 00:02:45,506 What is your antenna's range? 63 00:02:45,589 --> 00:02:47,631 -One mile? -Gilfoyle: Wrong. 64 00:02:47,714 --> 00:02:49,506 One-point-one-five. 65 00:02:49,589 --> 00:02:51,506 Okay. Line of sight, though. 66 00:02:52,214 --> 00:02:54,005 -Maybe. -Richard, 67 00:02:54,089 --> 00:02:56,381 you guys just bought 250,000 HooliPhones. 68 00:02:56,464 --> 00:03:00,047 Instead of spending more money on expensive and mediocre antennas, 69 00:03:00,130 --> 00:03:02,589 why not just give away HooliPhones for the test? 70 00:03:03,714 --> 00:03:05,172 Delete. 71 00:03:05,255 --> 00:03:06,839 Richard: You know, Ethan, could you 72 00:03:06,923 --> 00:03:10,506 walk us through the Hooli OS side of all this work? 73 00:03:10,589 --> 00:03:12,214 Yeah, totally, but I think it'd go faster 74 00:03:12,297 --> 00:03:14,130 if I just took point and your guys backed me up. 75 00:03:14,214 --> 00:03:16,881 I'm sorry, what do you mean, back you up? 76 00:03:16,964 --> 00:03:18,631 Guys, we are in a huge hole here. 77 00:03:18,714 --> 00:03:20,881 Whatever it takes to get us out of it, please. 78 00:03:20,964 --> 00:03:23,673 Um, why don't you talk to Tracy in HR, 79 00:03:23,756 --> 00:03:25,506 and you can get your start-paperwork. 80 00:03:25,589 --> 00:03:28,047 Cool! Looks I already earned my keep, huh, Patches? 81 00:03:28,130 --> 00:03:30,547 (laughs) Patches. 82 00:03:30,631 --> 00:03:32,339 Yeah. Oh, that's weird that you remember that. 83 00:03:32,422 --> 00:03:35,839 Um, so, Patches. I'll tell them. 84 00:03:35,923 --> 00:03:37,464 Uh, first day at Hooli, 85 00:03:37,547 --> 00:03:40,172 I wore this sweater that had these, like, elbow pads on it. 86 00:03:40,255 --> 00:03:42,506 -Anyway, uh-- -HooliPhones? 87 00:03:42,589 --> 00:03:43,839 Are you fucking serious? 88 00:03:43,923 --> 00:03:46,547 You just laid down and let that guy roll all over us. 89 00:03:46,631 --> 00:03:49,464 Look, I don't wanna use Hooli shit anymore than you guys, 90 00:03:49,547 --> 00:03:51,506 but this is for the greater good of the company. 91 00:03:51,589 --> 00:03:53,422 This will get us to a working test. 92 00:03:53,506 --> 00:03:55,464 This will get us to Hawaii. 93 00:03:56,798 --> 00:03:58,422 Hey! Holden. 94 00:03:58,506 --> 00:04:00,714 I asked for a water. 95 00:04:00,798 --> 00:04:04,506 (theme song playing) 96 00:04:11,547 --> 00:04:13,547 -Thank you. -Mm-hmm. 97 00:04:13,631 --> 00:04:15,881 Oh... Laurie. 98 00:04:16,005 --> 00:04:18,297 This will be sound. Excuse me one minute. 99 00:04:18,381 --> 00:04:21,130 -Laurie. -Oh, Monica. 100 00:04:22,339 --> 00:04:24,339 -Hello. -Hi. 101 00:04:24,422 --> 00:04:27,130 I'm now using touch as a means to communicate friendship. 102 00:04:27,214 --> 00:04:29,005 Uh-huh. 103 00:04:29,089 --> 00:04:31,673 Hey, um, is that Kara Swisher? 104 00:04:31,756 --> 00:04:33,047 What do guys do in there? 105 00:04:33,130 --> 00:04:35,589 We are uplifting each other while we plan our annual 106 00:04:35,673 --> 00:04:38,881 Women in Tech Empowerment panel. Kara's moderating. 107 00:04:38,964 --> 00:04:40,297 Oh my God. Is that Susan-- 108 00:04:40,381 --> 00:04:43,005 Susan Wojcicki from YouTube. Don't point, it's unseemly. 109 00:04:43,089 --> 00:04:46,130 (sighs) Laurie, you do know that I am the CFO 110 00:04:46,214 --> 00:04:49,172 of a prominent tech company and just personally led 111 00:04:49,255 --> 00:04:51,589 -the acquisition of Hooli? -Yes, I am aware. 112 00:04:51,673 --> 00:04:54,964 My partner Maximo is, hmm... unpleased. 113 00:04:55,047 --> 00:04:58,255 I'm just saying, I-I would love to do the panel. 114 00:04:58,339 --> 00:05:00,589 Why? You don't mentor, you don't volunteer, 115 00:05:00,673 --> 00:05:02,297 you don't develop programs for women. 116 00:05:02,381 --> 00:05:04,798 You've never shown the slightest interest in supporting women. 117 00:05:04,881 --> 00:05:06,547 Of course I have! Which is why 118 00:05:06,631 --> 00:05:09,673 I wanna do your panel with Susan Wojcicki from YouTube. 119 00:05:09,756 --> 00:05:11,130 Well... 120 00:05:11,214 --> 00:05:13,297 we do have a lot of funny people. 121 00:05:13,381 --> 00:05:16,005 You could add... balance. 122 00:05:19,798 --> 00:05:21,756 Are you eating the entire leaf? 123 00:05:21,839 --> 00:05:25,381 It's amazing how wasteful people in the West can be. 124 00:05:27,881 --> 00:05:29,297 Gavin: Hoover. 125 00:05:29,381 --> 00:05:32,881 This book will send shockwaves throughout the Valley. 126 00:05:35,714 --> 00:05:38,923 Cold Ice Cream and Hot Kisses. 127 00:05:39,839 --> 00:05:41,964 This is about your experience at Hooli? 128 00:05:42,047 --> 00:05:43,798 No, no. It's a coming-of-age story 129 00:05:43,881 --> 00:05:46,005 about a lost, yet handsome teen 130 00:05:46,089 --> 00:05:48,547 growing up one fateful summer in Maine. 131 00:05:48,631 --> 00:05:50,464 Now, get that to the publishers. 132 00:05:50,547 --> 00:05:54,464 I want the hardback in my hand by tomorrow lunchtime. 133 00:05:54,547 --> 00:05:56,381 Sir, it takes a bit longer than that. 134 00:05:56,464 --> 00:05:59,839 We have to send it out to publishing houses and then find an editor. 135 00:05:59,923 --> 00:06:02,923 Editors are for people who can't write correctly the first time. 136 00:06:03,005 --> 00:06:04,506 We'll self-publish. 137 00:06:04,589 --> 00:06:07,005 And this really isn't about tech? 138 00:06:07,089 --> 00:06:10,047 No. I've left tech for good. 139 00:06:10,589 --> 00:06:13,798 Now, I have a chance to do something important. 140 00:06:13,881 --> 00:06:16,089 Write a thinly veiled roman à clef 141 00:06:16,172 --> 00:06:18,589 set in a whale-themed B and B. 142 00:06:18,673 --> 00:06:21,839 Richard: So look, Monica, um, I was looking over the org chart, 143 00:06:21,964 --> 00:06:25,923 and I think I'm gonna put you in charge of Foxhole. 144 00:06:26,005 --> 00:06:27,381 -What? -Yeah. 145 00:06:27,464 --> 00:06:29,130 I mean, while I know that you and I were saying 146 00:06:29,214 --> 00:06:33,005 that maybe some people might find it a little misogynist or offensive. 147 00:06:33,089 --> 00:06:36,214 I think that we if we had a woman at the helm, 148 00:06:36,297 --> 00:06:39,214 it might change the optics, and since you don't really care-- 149 00:06:39,297 --> 00:06:42,923 No, I-I-I do care. I care deeply. 150 00:06:43,005 --> 00:06:46,381 No, you don't. I mean, you literally said, 151 00:06:46,464 --> 00:06:48,297 "If a bunch of dumb Marines wanna cheat 152 00:06:48,381 --> 00:06:50,172 on their dumb wives, what the fuck do I care?" 153 00:06:50,255 --> 00:06:52,798 I don't think I used those exact words. 154 00:06:52,881 --> 00:06:54,923 I'm pretty sure you did, actually. 155 00:06:55,005 --> 00:06:57,381 -You texted it to me last night, see? -No, but-- 156 00:06:57,464 --> 00:06:58,714 And then you also said, 157 00:06:58,798 --> 00:07:01,130 "We don't have to smell it. We just have to sell it. 158 00:07:01,214 --> 00:07:03,089 -As long as those fat fat fatties--" -Okay. 159 00:07:03,172 --> 00:07:04,964 I took an Ambien last night, and probably 160 00:07:05,047 --> 00:07:07,881 should've turned off my phone. Can you delete those? 161 00:07:07,964 --> 00:07:10,673 Okay. Monica, just make it work. 162 00:07:10,756 --> 00:07:12,839 Please? For women. 163 00:07:15,589 --> 00:07:16,798 Hi. 164 00:07:19,297 --> 00:07:22,339 Bertram Gilfoyle? 165 00:07:24,673 --> 00:07:25,714 No. 166 00:07:25,798 --> 00:07:27,798 I'm John. 167 00:07:28,839 --> 00:07:30,005 Okay. 168 00:07:31,339 --> 00:07:34,297 I brought the HooliPhones. Would you like to see them? 169 00:07:34,381 --> 00:07:37,172 I was told to help you with integration. 170 00:07:39,339 --> 00:07:41,255 You know what, John? 171 00:07:41,339 --> 00:07:43,339 That would be grand. 172 00:07:48,798 --> 00:07:51,172 Okay, here they are. 173 00:07:51,255 --> 00:07:54,881 The push-to-talk HooliPhone 13-X. 174 00:07:56,047 --> 00:07:58,506 Here's a HooliPhone right here. 175 00:08:00,172 --> 00:08:02,881 And here's a HooliPhone right here. 176 00:08:04,381 --> 00:08:06,130 -And here's a-- -Stop talking. 177 00:08:06,214 --> 00:08:08,297 Sit in that chair. 178 00:08:08,381 --> 00:08:11,881 Do not touch or say anything. 179 00:08:16,255 --> 00:08:17,673 John: Okay. 180 00:08:18,714 --> 00:08:20,381 Jared: Oh my God. 181 00:08:20,881 --> 00:08:23,255 Gwart, do you remember how I-I told you 182 00:08:23,339 --> 00:08:26,589 I found my birth father in that militia in the Ozarks, but... 183 00:08:27,172 --> 00:08:29,297 then it turned out that guy was a fraud? 184 00:08:29,381 --> 00:08:33,005 Well, um, I just went in for some genetic testing 185 00:08:33,089 --> 00:08:35,673 to-to confirm my diagnosis of Marfan syndrome, 186 00:08:35,756 --> 00:08:40,631 and it turns out that my real parents are alive. 187 00:08:40,714 --> 00:08:42,714 And they live in Santa Cruz. 188 00:08:42,798 --> 00:08:45,255 And they're still together. 189 00:08:45,339 --> 00:08:48,297 What should I do? Should I visit them? 190 00:08:50,339 --> 00:08:52,255 Are you upset? 191 00:08:53,172 --> 00:08:56,172 Should I have not allowed somebody to sit so close? 192 00:08:56,547 --> 00:08:58,964 Because I-I asked you if it was okay. 193 00:08:59,047 --> 00:09:01,089 If you had an issue, you could've... 194 00:09:03,130 --> 00:09:05,422 No. No. (chuckles) 195 00:09:06,756 --> 00:09:09,673 It is my job to protect you. 196 00:09:09,756 --> 00:09:11,214 That is my responsibility. 197 00:09:11,297 --> 00:09:13,047 I shouldn't have put you in that position. 198 00:09:13,130 --> 00:09:16,172 I apologize. Do you forgive me? 199 00:09:19,005 --> 00:09:21,839 (laughing) Yeah! 200 00:09:21,923 --> 00:09:23,673 Yeah, you're right! 201 00:09:23,756 --> 00:09:26,089 I'll be splitting you guys into teams of four, 202 00:09:26,172 --> 00:09:29,381 then giving you guys different test scenarios. Hey, Patches! 203 00:09:29,464 --> 00:09:32,214 Hey! Uh, Holden said that we were having this thing upstairs. 204 00:09:32,297 --> 00:09:34,297 Yeah, I moved it down here. It's just a better space. 205 00:09:34,381 --> 00:09:35,839 Go ahead, have a seat. You're over there. 206 00:09:35,923 --> 00:09:37,756 I said we should wait for you to start, but-- 207 00:09:37,839 --> 00:09:40,089 The clock is ticking, though, right? We have stuff to do. 208 00:09:40,172 --> 00:09:41,589 Busy, busy. 209 00:09:41,673 --> 00:09:43,798 Oh. (chuckles) 210 00:09:44,631 --> 00:09:46,255 Elbow pads. Weird. Yeah, okay. 211 00:09:46,339 --> 00:09:47,881 Uh, actually, the first day I was at Hooli-- 212 00:09:47,964 --> 00:09:50,464 Yeah, I told them. I told them. They all laughed. 213 00:09:50,547 --> 00:09:52,214 -(giggling) -Oh. Heh. 214 00:09:52,297 --> 00:09:53,756 Come on, put it on, Patches. 215 00:09:53,839 --> 00:09:57,047 -I don't wanna put it on. -Do it! Be fun! 216 00:09:58,464 --> 00:10:00,631 (clears throat) Yeah, okay, sure. I can be fun. 217 00:10:00,714 --> 00:10:02,673 (chuckles) It's kinda funny, I guess. 218 00:10:03,839 --> 00:10:05,464 Yes! There he is! 219 00:10:05,547 --> 00:10:09,089 -There's our Patches! -(scattered laughter) 220 00:10:09,172 --> 00:10:10,714 Hey, listen, Richard. 221 00:10:10,798 --> 00:10:12,422 You know I'm just joking around with you, right? 222 00:10:12,506 --> 00:10:14,923 We're all just having fun. Thanks for being a good sport, okay? 223 00:10:15,005 --> 00:10:17,422 Sure. No problem. Okay. Back to it. 224 00:10:17,506 --> 00:10:19,756 Right! Okay, so as I was saying, 225 00:10:19,839 --> 00:10:21,589 with smaller groups, 226 00:10:21,673 --> 00:10:23,756 we'll be able to make faster decisions, right? 227 00:10:23,839 --> 00:10:25,714 Light on our feet. For example, 228 00:10:25,798 --> 00:10:28,923 do we think this photo of Richard is funny? 229 00:10:29,005 --> 00:10:31,297 -(laughing) -We do, don't we? 230 00:10:31,381 --> 00:10:32,714 God... 231 00:10:34,297 --> 00:10:35,964 We do! 232 00:10:36,506 --> 00:10:38,589 Okay. Cool, uh, guilty as charged. 233 00:10:38,673 --> 00:10:40,005 Big cake lover. You got me. 234 00:10:40,089 --> 00:10:41,881 Yeah. Well, I mean, I was your boss for a year, 235 00:10:41,964 --> 00:10:44,756 so you know I have some funny photos of you squirreled away, right? 236 00:10:44,839 --> 00:10:48,089 Uh, I didn't know that was a thing bosses did, but, yeah, maybe. 237 00:10:48,172 --> 00:10:51,422 Speaking of which, did you write that? 238 00:10:51,506 --> 00:10:53,547 -Man: Ooh! -Woman (laughing): Oh, my God. 239 00:10:53,631 --> 00:10:55,381 Gabe: And sorted list size is greater than 240 00:10:55,464 --> 00:10:57,130 -plus, plus index? -(laughing) 241 00:10:57,214 --> 00:10:59,464 You ran a brute force search on a sorted list? 242 00:10:59,547 --> 00:11:02,422 Look, guys, it was my first day, and... 243 00:11:02,506 --> 00:11:05,005 -I was nervous, and I was hurrying, so... -Ethan: Really? 244 00:11:05,089 --> 00:11:08,631 That's why you decided to write the slowest subroutine in history? 245 00:11:08,714 --> 00:11:10,839 (laughing) 246 00:11:10,923 --> 00:11:12,506 Anyone could've made that mistake. 247 00:11:12,589 --> 00:11:15,673 Yeah, it's true. In fact, I could ask for a show of hands, 248 00:11:15,756 --> 00:11:17,756 but instead of doing that, uh, I'll just, uh... 249 00:11:17,839 --> 00:11:19,881 -Could you have made that mistake? -(laughing) 250 00:11:19,964 --> 00:11:21,089 Could you have made that mistake? 251 00:11:21,172 --> 00:11:22,506 Could you have made that mistake? 252 00:11:22,589 --> 00:11:24,547 -Okay. -Could you have made that mistake? 253 00:11:24,631 --> 00:11:27,714 The joke is that he's doing a brute force search of the room. 254 00:11:27,798 --> 00:11:31,130 -Yeah, I know. -Then, why did you do it? 255 00:11:31,214 --> 00:11:34,631 -(laughter continuing) -Ethan: Could you have made that mistake? 256 00:11:35,381 --> 00:11:37,089 Richard, what the fuck was that? 257 00:11:37,172 --> 00:11:39,547 It was just... Ethan being Ethan. 258 00:11:39,631 --> 00:11:42,673 He was acting like your boss, and you were acting like his noob employee. 259 00:11:42,756 --> 00:11:45,339 No. Everyone knows I'm the boss. 260 00:11:45,422 --> 00:11:48,464 I think people were just excited to, you know, razz the CEO. 261 00:11:48,547 --> 00:11:50,631 -It's all in good fun. -I did not have fun. 262 00:11:50,714 --> 00:11:52,839 I watched you get kicked in the balls for 90 minutes. 263 00:11:52,923 --> 00:11:54,964 My balls hurt sympathetically for your balls. 264 00:11:55,047 --> 00:11:56,964 Take off that sweater! 265 00:11:59,589 --> 00:12:00,923 It's fine. 266 00:12:01,005 --> 00:12:04,005 I mean, yes, Ethan can be a little prickly, 267 00:12:04,089 --> 00:12:06,673 but he is gonna get us to where we need to be. 268 00:12:06,756 --> 00:12:10,047 And I don't mind putting my ego aside for the good of the company. 269 00:12:10,130 --> 00:12:12,130 That guy humiliating you was not good for the company. 270 00:12:12,214 --> 00:12:14,923 He dominated you like a silverback gorilla. 271 00:12:15,005 --> 00:12:17,798 Do you know why the gorillas respected Jane Goodall? 272 00:12:17,881 --> 00:12:20,714 -Jane Goodall studied chimpanzees. -Wrong! 273 00:12:20,798 --> 00:12:23,089 It's because she could kick their ass, and they knew it. 274 00:12:23,172 --> 00:12:26,005 You need to assert dominance like Jane Goodall. 275 00:12:26,089 --> 00:12:27,756 I have something to show you. 276 00:12:27,839 --> 00:12:29,839 You're gonna need this. 277 00:12:37,631 --> 00:12:41,255 This is a video of maximizing alphaness. 278 00:12:41,339 --> 00:12:44,339 (heavy metal music playing) 279 00:12:45,673 --> 00:12:46,839 What else happens? 280 00:12:46,923 --> 00:12:49,756 Dinesh: It's just this, then it repeats itself. 281 00:12:49,839 --> 00:12:51,381 You just kind of breathe 282 00:12:51,464 --> 00:12:53,464 and subconsciously absorb it. 283 00:12:54,714 --> 00:12:57,673 Dinesh, this is the dumbest thing I've ever seen. 284 00:12:57,756 --> 00:12:59,547 Fuck yeah. 285 00:13:02,506 --> 00:13:05,172 (beeping) 286 00:13:08,005 --> 00:13:09,631 Hey, John. 287 00:13:10,673 --> 00:13:12,005 Yeah? 288 00:13:12,714 --> 00:13:16,089 Could you grab my extra spudger? 289 00:13:16,172 --> 00:13:18,089 I think it's on my desk, 290 00:13:18,172 --> 00:13:20,547 next to my chess board. 291 00:13:21,172 --> 00:13:22,547 Okay. 292 00:13:28,339 --> 00:13:31,381 Cthulu limited edition, huh? 293 00:13:31,964 --> 00:13:34,214 -That's right. -Huh. 294 00:13:36,214 --> 00:13:37,839 Anything else? 295 00:13:38,881 --> 00:13:40,214 Nope. 296 00:13:43,047 --> 00:13:44,381 Okay. 297 00:13:45,589 --> 00:13:48,464 I am so glad we could do this. 298 00:13:48,547 --> 00:13:50,172 Yeah. 299 00:13:50,547 --> 00:13:52,381 What are we doing, exactly? 300 00:13:52,464 --> 00:13:54,964 Well, I have had my eye on you for a while now. 301 00:13:55,047 --> 00:13:58,923 It's what I like to call, "mentoring from a distance." 302 00:13:59,005 --> 00:14:01,547 We haven't spoken more than five words to each other 303 00:14:01,631 --> 00:14:03,297 since you joined the company. 304 00:14:03,381 --> 00:14:05,047 That's the distance part! 305 00:14:05,130 --> 00:14:07,089 Look, I-I came here to talk about 306 00:14:07,172 --> 00:14:08,756 advancing the careers of women, 307 00:14:08,839 --> 00:14:11,214 specifically yours. 308 00:14:11,297 --> 00:14:14,089 -Do you know how we just acquired Foxhole? -Of course. 309 00:14:14,172 --> 00:14:16,172 Apparently, it's 90% men, 310 00:14:16,255 --> 00:14:19,798 and almost all the female users are prostitutes. 311 00:14:19,881 --> 00:14:22,631 Which makes it a very challenging assignment. 312 00:14:23,255 --> 00:14:24,464 It's also a big promotion 313 00:14:24,547 --> 00:14:26,839 and strategically important to the company. 314 00:14:26,923 --> 00:14:29,506 And it's yours, if you want it. 315 00:14:29,589 --> 00:14:31,798 But, I mean, if you don't think you can handle it, 316 00:14:31,881 --> 00:14:34,047 I can just check in with Becky, Nadia, 317 00:14:34,130 --> 00:14:35,756 -Dani-- -No! 318 00:14:36,547 --> 00:14:38,631 -I can do it. -(sighs) 319 00:14:38,714 --> 00:14:40,839 Awesome! For you! 320 00:14:40,923 --> 00:14:43,881 ♪ ♪ 321 00:14:43,964 --> 00:14:45,923 Caspian's heart cracked open 322 00:14:46,005 --> 00:14:48,464 like one of his father's briny lobster traps. 323 00:14:48,798 --> 00:14:50,881 "Hannah," he whispered. 324 00:14:50,964 --> 00:14:54,130 -"I am not--" -(coffee machine rumbling) 325 00:14:55,047 --> 00:14:56,297 (rumbling stops) 326 00:14:56,923 --> 00:14:59,547 "Hannah," he whispered. "I am not a member 327 00:14:59,631 --> 00:15:01,923 "of the prestigious Prout's Neck Yacht Club. 328 00:15:02,005 --> 00:15:04,881 -"Truth be told, I am but a--" -(clattering loudly) 329 00:15:04,964 --> 00:15:06,798 (rattling) 330 00:15:07,297 --> 00:15:10,631 "Truth be told, I am but a lowly man of the sea. 331 00:15:10,714 --> 00:15:13,464 -She--" -(steam hissing) 332 00:15:14,964 --> 00:15:17,881 "She was my mistress, but now, I pray 333 00:15:17,964 --> 00:15:20,464 that you might be as well?" 334 00:15:22,923 --> 00:15:24,381 Thank you. 335 00:15:26,255 --> 00:15:28,798 -Name? -Oh, I don't want to buy your book. 336 00:15:28,881 --> 00:15:31,297 I'm Allie Abrams, arts editor at the Sacramento Bee. 337 00:15:31,381 --> 00:15:33,881 Do you have a minute for a quick interview? 338 00:15:35,547 --> 00:15:37,005 I'll make the time. 339 00:15:38,881 --> 00:15:41,089 Is it on? Running? 340 00:15:41,172 --> 00:15:43,964 Firstly, I work in the parlor. 341 00:15:44,047 --> 00:15:47,255 I use a 1968 IBM Selectric II. 342 00:15:47,339 --> 00:15:49,172 In fact, the tapping of the keys 343 00:15:49,255 --> 00:15:52,047 inspired the idea for Lana's blindness. 344 00:15:52,130 --> 00:15:54,089 The tapping of her cane, you see? 345 00:15:54,172 --> 00:15:55,714 Oh. 346 00:15:56,172 --> 00:15:57,881 I guess what I really want to know is, 347 00:15:57,964 --> 00:15:59,589 why isn't this book about tech? 348 00:15:59,673 --> 00:16:01,172 I'm an author. 349 00:16:01,255 --> 00:16:03,964 Would you ask John Grisham the same question, or Jackie Collins? 350 00:16:04,047 --> 00:16:06,798 Well, no, but they weren't the head of a failed tech company. 351 00:16:06,881 --> 00:16:09,297 You think I failed. 352 00:16:09,381 --> 00:16:11,214 I didn't fail tech. 353 00:16:11,297 --> 00:16:12,756 Tech failed me. 354 00:16:12,839 --> 00:16:15,631 Tech failed all of us. Look. 355 00:16:15,714 --> 00:16:17,589 We should be in a Waldenbooks, 356 00:16:17,673 --> 00:16:20,756 but we're here, in this decrepit shithole, and why? 357 00:16:20,839 --> 00:16:24,047 Because people buy books online, thanks to Hool-- 358 00:16:24,130 --> 00:16:25,422 Amazon. 359 00:16:25,506 --> 00:16:27,631 So, don't point fingers at me. 360 00:16:27,714 --> 00:16:29,506 I didn't write about tech 361 00:16:29,589 --> 00:16:31,589 because tech destroys worlds, 362 00:16:31,673 --> 00:16:33,839 and I, I wanted to create them. 363 00:16:33,923 --> 00:16:35,214 (thumps) 364 00:16:39,172 --> 00:16:41,506 May I have a token for the restroom, please? 365 00:16:42,214 --> 00:16:44,297 Well, there's not a whole lot to the story. 366 00:16:44,381 --> 00:16:45,631 Once you came along, 367 00:16:45,714 --> 00:16:48,714 Susan and I realized the timing was not right, 368 00:16:48,798 --> 00:16:50,339 and we needed to give you up. 369 00:16:50,422 --> 00:16:54,381 I appreciate how difficult that must've been for you guys. 370 00:16:54,464 --> 00:16:57,547 One of the hardest decisions we ever had to make. 371 00:16:57,923 --> 00:16:59,839 Um, thank you. 372 00:16:59,923 --> 00:17:01,172 And I just want you to know, 373 00:17:01,255 --> 00:17:04,673 that I understand and I don't hold it 374 00:17:04,756 --> 00:17:06,923 against you at all. 375 00:17:10,881 --> 00:17:13,005 You guys had kids after me? 376 00:17:13,089 --> 00:17:15,839 -Well, one was after. -Pardon? 377 00:17:15,923 --> 00:17:18,339 -Pete and Lisa were before you. -Right. 378 00:17:18,422 --> 00:17:20,214 I don't understand. You... 379 00:17:20,714 --> 00:17:24,297 I was your third child, and-and you... you gave me up? 380 00:17:24,381 --> 00:17:27,464 -Yeah. It just got way too difficult for us. -Mm. Yeah. 381 00:17:27,547 --> 00:17:29,422 Stu: Couldn't go on as many flights. 382 00:17:29,506 --> 00:17:32,714 Two parents, two kids-- that's a clear row across. 383 00:17:32,798 --> 00:17:35,964 -Yeah. -1A, B, C, and D. 384 00:17:37,297 --> 00:17:40,714 So, you gave me up to simplify your first-class air travel? 385 00:17:40,798 --> 00:17:43,464 -Oh. No, it's more complicated than that. -Yeah. 386 00:17:43,547 --> 00:17:45,381 Stu: Yeah, we had car travel, 387 00:17:45,464 --> 00:17:47,214 -and taxis. -Mm-hmm. 388 00:17:47,297 --> 00:17:49,673 We never really did travel by train. 389 00:17:49,756 --> 00:17:51,589 No, and I don't do boats, so... 390 00:17:51,673 --> 00:17:54,130 Well, you did enjoy that trip down the Rhine. 391 00:17:54,214 --> 00:17:56,214 I... said I did. 392 00:17:56,297 --> 00:17:57,714 -Oh, you! -(laughs) 393 00:17:57,798 --> 00:18:00,422 Anyway, when we gave you up, we realized... 394 00:18:00,839 --> 00:18:03,130 -we had a huge mistake. -You did? 395 00:18:03,214 --> 00:18:06,631 Yeah. We realized we actually did want a third child. 396 00:18:06,714 --> 00:18:08,673 -Yep. -Started trying almost immediately, 397 00:18:08,756 --> 00:18:12,339 and we lucked out because Donald is the best of the bunch. 398 00:18:12,422 --> 00:18:13,631 Stu: Yeah. 399 00:18:13,714 --> 00:18:15,464 -Donald? -Stu: Yeah, we love that name, 400 00:18:15,547 --> 00:18:17,255 -so we just wanted to use it again. -(door opens) 401 00:18:17,339 --> 00:18:20,798 -Oh! Speak of the angels, they're here. -They're here. 402 00:18:20,881 --> 00:18:23,506 Wait, you invited my birth siblings here? 403 00:18:23,589 --> 00:18:25,714 -To meet me? -(voices chattering) 404 00:18:26,506 --> 00:18:28,047 -Hi, Mama. -Hey. 405 00:18:28,130 --> 00:18:29,422 Stu: This is Peter. 406 00:18:29,506 --> 00:18:31,047 This is Lisa. This is Donald. 407 00:18:31,130 --> 00:18:33,673 And this is, uh, Ken. He's here to tell us 408 00:18:33,756 --> 00:18:35,881 -about the solar situation for the house... -Ken? 409 00:18:35,964 --> 00:18:38,005 ...so, uh... 410 00:18:41,506 --> 00:18:43,673 Yeah, we offer financing. 411 00:18:45,172 --> 00:18:47,589 We just need one more minute, and then we can go. 412 00:18:47,673 --> 00:18:49,881 -All right. -Bye. 413 00:18:52,714 --> 00:18:54,297 We never told them about you. 414 00:18:54,381 --> 00:18:56,130 Didn't wanna make them sad. 415 00:18:56,214 --> 00:18:59,130 -Yeah, I-I see. -Stu: Yeah. 416 00:18:59,214 --> 00:19:02,089 Well! This has been really great. 417 00:19:02,172 --> 00:19:03,381 We have... 418 00:19:03,464 --> 00:19:05,381 -We have a family dinner. -We have a dinner. 419 00:19:05,464 --> 00:19:07,297 Every Thursday, we have Italian food, so... 420 00:19:07,381 --> 00:19:09,798 Although, tonight, we're switching it up. We're gonna do Chinese. 421 00:19:09,881 --> 00:19:12,381 It was one of the hardest decisions we ever had to make. 422 00:19:12,464 --> 00:19:13,881 Stu: Yeah. 423 00:19:14,631 --> 00:19:19,214 Well, uh, Ken, we were underwhelmed by your presentation. 424 00:19:21,964 --> 00:19:24,089 ♪ ♪ 425 00:19:30,547 --> 00:19:33,214 -Hey, John. -Yeah? 426 00:19:34,422 --> 00:19:36,631 Did you move the white pawn here? 427 00:19:37,756 --> 00:19:39,547 Opening move? 428 00:19:40,089 --> 00:19:41,422 No. 429 00:19:43,381 --> 00:19:44,964 Okay. 430 00:19:57,130 --> 00:19:59,005 I'm gonna go hit the head. 431 00:19:59,089 --> 00:20:02,255 I should be back in about two minutes. 432 00:20:03,422 --> 00:20:04,923 Okay. 433 00:20:08,964 --> 00:20:11,089 Where's the dunce cap? 434 00:20:17,589 --> 00:20:19,964 (muffled heavy metal music playing) 435 00:20:26,964 --> 00:20:29,130 -(music stops) -(Ethan sighs) 436 00:20:30,047 --> 00:20:32,047 Hey, uh... (clears throat) 437 00:20:32,130 --> 00:20:33,881 Uh, Ethan? 438 00:20:33,964 --> 00:20:36,130 -Yeah, Patches? -(chuckles) 439 00:20:36,881 --> 00:20:38,589 I-I was actually thinking that maybe 440 00:20:38,673 --> 00:20:40,839 we stop with the nickname. 441 00:20:40,923 --> 00:20:42,839 We had our fun, 442 00:20:42,923 --> 00:20:45,547 but maybe stop all the jokes about my coding mistake 443 00:20:45,631 --> 00:20:48,089 from years ago, and also... 444 00:20:48,172 --> 00:20:50,339 stop calling me Patches. 445 00:20:50,422 --> 00:20:52,130 Yeah. Okay. 446 00:20:52,214 --> 00:20:53,339 Butt Stuff. 447 00:20:53,422 --> 00:20:54,881 (laughs) You remember that? 448 00:20:54,964 --> 00:20:56,839 When you walked around all day and your T-shirt was 449 00:20:56,964 --> 00:20:58,964 stuck all the way into your underwear, all day? 450 00:20:59,047 --> 00:21:02,172 I mean, I remember it, but no to Butt Stuff. 451 00:21:02,255 --> 00:21:05,047 -Um, just call me Richard. -Here's the thing. 452 00:21:05,130 --> 00:21:07,839 That name makes me happy, and... 453 00:21:08,714 --> 00:21:11,714 if you had as much managerial experience as I do, 454 00:21:11,798 --> 00:21:14,673 you'd know that keeping your star coder happy 455 00:21:14,756 --> 00:21:17,631 is how you get the best work, and you guys need me 456 00:21:17,714 --> 00:21:20,005 to do really good work because I'm kind of 457 00:21:20,089 --> 00:21:22,756 the only person here that can do it, so... 458 00:21:22,839 --> 00:21:26,339 I'm just gonna keep calling you Patches. 459 00:21:26,422 --> 00:21:29,047 Is that okay with you? Patches? 460 00:21:29,714 --> 00:21:31,964 -Oh! -Richard: Aw! 461 00:21:38,673 --> 00:21:40,464 So, it's complicated. 462 00:21:40,547 --> 00:21:43,047 You were the clear aggressor in this incident, 463 00:21:43,130 --> 00:21:46,339 but you're also the only one who got hurt. 464 00:21:46,422 --> 00:21:47,756 You hit him in the forehead, 465 00:21:47,839 --> 00:21:50,005 which is the single hardest part of the human body. 466 00:21:50,089 --> 00:21:53,297 I would never advocate violence, but when you make a fist, 467 00:21:53,381 --> 00:21:55,798 you wanna keep your thumb on the outside. 468 00:21:55,881 --> 00:21:59,422 Yeah. Uh, I know that now, but at the time, I couldn't remember. 469 00:21:59,506 --> 00:22:02,005 Ron: You did great, Champ, but here's the bottom line. 470 00:22:02,089 --> 00:22:05,381 We gotta cool our shit down with this guy 471 00:22:05,464 --> 00:22:08,964 before he lawyers up and sues us a new hiney-hole. 472 00:22:09,381 --> 00:22:11,464 You need to go talk to Ethan and give him a sincere 473 00:22:11,547 --> 00:22:14,172 -and honest apology. -Without admitting any fault 474 00:22:14,255 --> 00:22:17,798 or describing what happened in any way. 475 00:22:17,881 --> 00:22:20,506 ♪ ♪ 476 00:22:20,589 --> 00:22:22,798 Jared: I asked myself, why would they reject me 477 00:22:22,881 --> 00:22:25,255 and not their three other biological children? 478 00:22:25,339 --> 00:22:28,214 -And that is when it hit me. -(Simon game beeping) 479 00:22:28,297 --> 00:22:29,964 It's me. 480 00:22:30,047 --> 00:22:31,923 I mean, even as a baby, I must have 481 00:22:32,005 --> 00:22:33,673 somehow rejected them, 482 00:22:33,756 --> 00:22:37,089 and every subsequent foster family I've ever had. 483 00:22:37,839 --> 00:22:39,381 Oh. Heavy. 484 00:22:39,464 --> 00:22:40,756 I rejected Richard, 485 00:22:40,839 --> 00:22:43,339 and every person who has ever offered me safe harbor, 486 00:22:43,422 --> 00:22:44,547 and it has to stop. 487 00:22:44,631 --> 00:22:47,005 I have to commit to Gwart. 488 00:22:47,089 --> 00:22:48,923 No matter how difficult it gets, 489 00:22:49,005 --> 00:22:51,172 even if we're miserable together, I am going 490 00:22:51,255 --> 00:22:54,172 to support her work, and bring her food, 491 00:22:54,255 --> 00:22:56,464 and-and put her in her prescription sleeping bag 492 00:22:56,547 --> 00:22:58,547 when she starts to thrash. 493 00:22:58,631 --> 00:23:00,756 It is the only path forward. 494 00:23:00,839 --> 00:23:02,464 Hey, that's the best, man. 495 00:23:02,547 --> 00:23:04,381 I feel like you made a lot of progress. 496 00:23:04,464 --> 00:23:07,005 -Ha! -(Simon game beeping) 497 00:23:07,089 --> 00:23:09,422 Gwart's doll gloves. 498 00:23:09,506 --> 00:23:11,798 I'm gonna make her so happy. 499 00:23:12,964 --> 00:23:15,464 My book is a fucking disaster. 500 00:23:16,923 --> 00:23:19,172 (sighs) What have you got there? 501 00:23:19,255 --> 00:23:20,381 Oh, um, 502 00:23:20,464 --> 00:23:22,714 MSNBC wanted to interview you about being 503 00:23:22,798 --> 00:23:26,339 an "anti-tech evangelist." Their words. 504 00:23:26,422 --> 00:23:29,130 I told them you only wanted to speak about two things: 505 00:23:29,214 --> 00:23:31,964 cold ice cream, and hot kisses. 506 00:23:33,130 --> 00:23:35,714 Who-who was it? Was it Hayes or O'Donnell? 507 00:23:35,798 --> 00:23:37,130 Maddow, sir. 508 00:23:37,214 --> 00:23:38,964 -Really? -Yes. 509 00:23:39,047 --> 00:23:41,798 I'm sure all the major outlets would love to have you... 510 00:23:42,589 --> 00:23:44,130 if you discuss tech. 511 00:23:46,172 --> 00:23:48,130 So... 512 00:23:49,964 --> 00:23:54,589 (sighs) Do I honor my truth as a starving author, 513 00:23:54,673 --> 00:23:57,839 or do I return to the world I've scorned? 514 00:24:00,631 --> 00:24:03,130 What did Publisher's Weekly say about my book? 515 00:24:04,464 --> 00:24:07,798 Publisher's Weekly is a... terrible magazine, sir. 516 00:24:07,881 --> 00:24:09,089 Call Maddow. 517 00:24:09,172 --> 00:24:10,756 Yes, sir. 518 00:24:10,839 --> 00:24:13,673 Bishop to E6. 519 00:24:15,673 --> 00:24:18,047 -Checkmate. -Fuck. 520 00:24:18,714 --> 00:24:20,923 Okay, so that's... 521 00:24:21,005 --> 00:24:24,172 42 games for me, and... 522 00:24:24,756 --> 00:24:26,923 zero for you. 523 00:24:27,422 --> 00:24:28,923 You wanna play again? 524 00:24:29,005 --> 00:24:31,422 I think I'll take a break. 525 00:24:31,506 --> 00:24:33,255 Okay. 526 00:24:41,297 --> 00:24:43,214 (beeping) 527 00:25:00,798 --> 00:25:02,464 Okay. 528 00:25:02,547 --> 00:25:05,255 -(applause, laughter) -Swisher: Well, thank you so much 529 00:25:05,339 --> 00:25:08,214 for the hilarious Susan Wojcicki, the CEO of YouTube. 530 00:25:08,297 --> 00:25:10,339 It's gonna be a very hard act to follow, 531 00:25:10,422 --> 00:25:12,255 but here to try is Monica Hall, 532 00:25:12,339 --> 00:25:14,714 the CFO of Pied Piper. Come on up, Monica. 533 00:25:14,798 --> 00:25:17,422 (applauding) 534 00:25:20,506 --> 00:25:22,464 -Thank you for coming, Monica. -Thank you. 535 00:25:22,547 --> 00:25:25,255 I was thrilled and surprised to be invited. 536 00:25:25,798 --> 00:25:27,881 So, let's cut right to the chase. 537 00:25:27,964 --> 00:25:29,506 You recently acquired Hooli, 538 00:25:29,589 --> 00:25:31,172 and one of its properties 539 00:25:31,255 --> 00:25:33,339 is Foxhole, which is apparently an app 540 00:25:33,422 --> 00:25:36,464 that military members use to source prostitutes. 541 00:25:36,547 --> 00:25:38,464 Yes, and that's something 542 00:25:38,547 --> 00:25:40,506 I'm not involved with on any level. 543 00:25:40,589 --> 00:25:42,506 It's being run now by a young woman 544 00:25:42,589 --> 00:25:44,089 I promoted, Priyanka Singh. 545 00:25:44,172 --> 00:25:47,297 I talked to Priyanka before this panel. 546 00:25:47,381 --> 00:25:48,798 Priyanka, are you in this audience? 547 00:25:48,881 --> 00:25:51,547 -Yes, hi! -Hey, Priyanka. How you doing? 548 00:25:51,631 --> 00:25:53,464 Why don't you get up and tell us about it? 549 00:25:53,547 --> 00:25:55,339 (clears throat) Well, 550 00:25:55,422 --> 00:25:58,255 when I first took over the app, I was pretty lost, 551 00:25:58,339 --> 00:26:03,714 but, luckily, I was able to call on my network of strong, female coders. 552 00:26:03,798 --> 00:26:05,297 (cheering) 553 00:26:05,381 --> 00:26:07,881 And almost immediately, we came up 554 00:26:07,964 --> 00:26:11,047 with a plan to rebuild Foxhole from the bottom up. 555 00:26:11,130 --> 00:26:14,881 Our first step will be to unionize the sex workers on the app. 556 00:26:14,964 --> 00:26:17,923 We believe that friends with benefits deserve benefits 557 00:26:18,005 --> 00:26:20,381 because sex work is work. 558 00:26:20,464 --> 00:26:21,714 (applauding) 559 00:26:21,798 --> 00:26:24,339 And! And! Why is it only for men? 560 00:26:24,422 --> 00:26:27,881 Don't our female soldiers, who put their bodies in harm's way, 561 00:26:27,964 --> 00:26:31,673 deserve to put their bodies in pleasure's way? 562 00:26:31,756 --> 00:26:33,714 (cheering) 563 00:26:33,798 --> 00:26:35,756 I think it might be a good idea to bring Priyanka up here. 564 00:26:35,839 --> 00:26:38,881 -Priyanka, why don't you come up? -Uh, okay. 565 00:26:38,964 --> 00:26:41,005 (applauding) 566 00:26:45,714 --> 00:26:47,005 Swisher: So, Priyanka, 567 00:26:47,089 --> 00:26:49,172 the business of sex positive feminism... 568 00:26:49,255 --> 00:26:50,422 Monica, move. 569 00:26:50,506 --> 00:26:53,714 Like we say at Foxhole, if you can scale Tinder, 570 00:26:53,798 --> 00:26:55,798 you can scale sex positive feminism. 571 00:26:55,881 --> 00:26:57,964 -(applause) -There's a seat in back. 572 00:26:59,297 --> 00:27:01,172 ♪ ♪ 573 00:27:01,839 --> 00:27:03,464 You. 574 00:27:04,506 --> 00:27:06,673 -Who are you? -(squelches) 575 00:27:11,381 --> 00:27:14,130 Ethan. Hey, um... 576 00:27:14,214 --> 00:27:16,089 I owe you an apology. 577 00:27:16,172 --> 00:27:18,714 It's bad enough that I used brute force 578 00:27:18,798 --> 00:27:21,297 to search a sorted list, but-- 579 00:27:21,381 --> 00:27:23,631 No, Richard. I'm the one 580 00:27:23,714 --> 00:27:26,089 that needs to apologize to you. You're my boss, 581 00:27:26,172 --> 00:27:29,130 and the way that I talked to you was completely outta line. 582 00:27:29,214 --> 00:27:32,005 I'm just feeling insecure about 583 00:27:32,089 --> 00:27:34,839 working for a guy that used to work for me. 584 00:27:36,297 --> 00:27:37,464 -Really? -Yeah. 585 00:27:37,547 --> 00:27:39,756 I'm so happy to be here, and... 586 00:27:40,756 --> 00:27:43,589 I'd love to stick around if you'll have me. 587 00:27:44,172 --> 00:27:45,381 Yeah, of course. Yeah. 588 00:27:45,464 --> 00:27:47,172 Great, man. Thank you so much. 589 00:27:47,673 --> 00:27:49,631 Sorry again. Thank you, this is great. 590 00:27:49,714 --> 00:27:51,005 Dinesh, I'm really looking forward 591 00:27:51,089 --> 00:27:53,005 to finishing up this project with you and your team. 592 00:27:53,089 --> 00:27:56,047 -Oh, it's whatever, dawg. -Cool. 593 00:27:57,255 --> 00:27:59,172 What did you do to that guy? 594 00:27:59,255 --> 00:28:01,839 -I watched that video. -See? I told you! We're alphas! 595 00:28:01,923 --> 00:28:03,673 -Fuck yeah! -Fuck yeah. 596 00:28:03,756 --> 00:28:05,798 Hey, uh, don't show that video to Gilfoyle. 597 00:28:05,881 --> 00:28:07,756 Got it. 598 00:28:09,005 --> 00:28:10,339 Fuck yeah. 599 00:28:10,422 --> 00:28:12,547 ♪ ♪ 600 00:28:28,297 --> 00:28:30,673 -Holden: I see it's been handled. -Yes. 601 00:28:30,756 --> 00:28:32,381 Good. 602 00:28:32,464 --> 00:28:34,422 So, I trust there's no more need for any-- 603 00:28:34,506 --> 00:28:36,923 No. That won't be necessary. 604 00:28:37,005 --> 00:28:39,255 Let's hope not. 605 00:28:40,130 --> 00:28:41,506 Can I go now, please? 606 00:28:41,589 --> 00:28:44,464 Very well. Good job on the plate. 607 00:28:48,464 --> 00:28:49,839 Holden, 608 00:28:49,923 --> 00:28:53,130 did you threaten Ethan in some way? 609 00:28:54,130 --> 00:28:55,589 He was causing problems 610 00:28:55,673 --> 00:28:57,798 -for Richard. -Oh. 611 00:28:57,881 --> 00:28:59,589 Well, it's... 612 00:28:59,673 --> 00:29:02,464 it's good to know that he's in good hands. 613 00:29:04,756 --> 00:29:06,214 Don't you have somewhere to be? 614 00:29:06,297 --> 00:29:08,923 -(phone chimes) -Uh... sorry. Um... 615 00:29:10,798 --> 00:29:12,464 It's from Gwart. 616 00:29:13,589 --> 00:29:17,839 "I'm dissolving my company and taking a job elsewhere. 617 00:29:17,964 --> 00:29:20,547 "Your employment is terminated. 618 00:29:20,631 --> 00:29:24,005 P.S. Those aren't my doll's gloves." 619 00:29:24,089 --> 00:29:25,214 Oh. 620 00:29:26,005 --> 00:29:27,673 So, then I... 621 00:29:27,756 --> 00:29:30,381 I'm free to return to work with Richard. 622 00:29:33,089 --> 00:29:35,464 Your position's been filled. 623 00:29:35,547 --> 00:29:38,422 ("First Light of the Day" by Geto Boys playing) 624 00:29:38,506 --> 00:29:40,464 Oh, um... 625 00:29:42,214 --> 00:29:44,339 No, it hasn't. 626 00:29:47,172 --> 00:29:50,506 ♪ ♪ 627 00:29:58,673 --> 00:30:01,589 ♪ Step out on my corner with my box of rocks ♪ 628 00:30:01,673 --> 00:30:04,255 ♪ Drama covers my hood from blocks and blocks ♪ 629 00:30:04,339 --> 00:30:06,297 ♪ See my homie that I hang with ♪ 630 00:30:06,381 --> 00:30:09,047 ♪ Hit him up with the deuce thumb thang shit ♪ 631 00:30:09,130 --> 00:30:10,964 ♪ Back then it came with the love ♪ 632 00:30:11,047 --> 00:30:13,047 ♪ And niggas wasn't tripping over scratch ♪ 633 00:30:13,130 --> 00:30:15,839 ♪ 'Cause we took turns and we both stacked stacks ♪ 634 00:30:15,923 --> 00:30:18,798 ♪ And if you had a customer you had him for life ♪ 635 00:30:18,881 --> 00:30:21,255 ♪ 'Cause Brad the true hustler granted you right ♪ 636 00:30:21,339 --> 00:30:24,506 ♪ 'Cause if we gonna stack leaves, then we gotta get along ♪ 637 00:30:24,589 --> 00:30:27,339 ♪ And he who disagrees then gotta get him gone ♪ 638 00:30:27,422 --> 00:30:30,297 ♪ 'Cause if you start to get paid then niggas wanna flex ♪ 639 00:30:30,381 --> 00:30:31,839 ♪ And ain't no squabble these days ♪ 640 00:30:31,923 --> 00:30:33,964 ♪ So niggas brought the tech, and when they find you ♪ 641 00:30:34,047 --> 00:30:36,130 ♪ They sending you to immortal ground ♪ 642 00:30:36,214 --> 00:30:39,089 ♪ And ain't no coming back from that shit you going down ♪ 643 00:30:39,172 --> 00:30:41,673 ♪ My pockets ain't hurting, that's for certain ♪ 644 00:30:41,756 --> 00:30:44,547 ♪ You see a broke motherfucker, it's a burden ♪ 645 00:30:44,631 --> 00:30:47,464 ♪ I'm the first motherfucker on the block for the cheese ♪ 646 00:30:47,547 --> 00:30:50,506 ♪ And I'm the last motherfucker to leave ♪ 647 00:30:50,589 --> 00:30:53,214 ♪ My pockets ain't hurting that's for certain ♪ 648 00:30:53,297 --> 00:30:56,422 ♪ You see a broke motherfucker, it's a burden... ♪ 649 00:31:01,297 --> 00:31:02,923 ♪ (MUSIC PLAYS) ♪ 650 00:31:03,589 --> 00:31:04,923 I'm sorry, what is this? 651 00:31:05,130 --> 00:31:07,422 RUSS HANNEMAN: Russfest. Three days of partying 652 00:31:07,589 --> 00:31:10,255 on a plot of land so far out even Nevada barely wants it. 653 00:31:11,839 --> 00:31:14,631 REPORTER: What's the newest killer app coming out of Silicon Valley? 654 00:31:14,714 --> 00:31:15,589 Are you Tethical? 655 00:31:15,964 --> 00:31:17,756 RICHARD HENDRICKS: No one in town is ever gonna sign 656 00:31:18,005 --> 00:31:19,756 this hypocrite's hypocritical garbage. 657 00:31:20,214 --> 00:31:22,172 Hey, Richard, are you signing Gavin's pledge? 658 00:31:22,255 --> 00:31:23,297 Aw... what? 659 00:31:23,964 --> 00:31:26,130 TRACY: I'd like to talk to you about your Piper Pulse. 660 00:31:26,214 --> 00:31:28,631 Your coworkers find you unapproachable, 661 00:31:28,714 --> 00:31:30,798 with an unsettling stare. 662 00:31:31,381 --> 00:31:32,297 Okay. 663 00:31:32,631 --> 00:31:35,798 ♪ (MUSIC CONCLUDES) ♪