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Mama has a Chicks.
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Mama has a Cow.
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Dad was proud,
he didn't care how.
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Cow!
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Chicken!
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Cow and Chicken!
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I'm so bored!
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There aingt nothing to
do around here no more.
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Ever since cousin Boneless
Chicken broke the TV set.
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Hey, kids! Why the long faces?
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Looks like our kids got a
bad case of the blues, Dad.
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The Blues?
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Yeah! What you two
need is to visit our neighbor,
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Blind Mud Puddle Johnson:
The King of the Blues!
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He lives right next
door on the bayou.
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How come we never knew
about no bayou next door before?
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There's a lot you don't know!
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That's why you go to school!
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Well, I still got the blues.
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Yeah. Me, too.
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I guess we'd better go
see this Mud Hole guy.
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All right y! Let's go
whip these blues!
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Holy cow!
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He's gone. Stupid old alligator.
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Help, Cow! He's gonna eat me!
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Hey, Cow!
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Quit standing there like an imbecile
and let's find that old Mud guy!
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Pleased to meet ya, Turkey.
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I'm Chicken.
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Your secret's safe with me.
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I'd love to stay and chat,
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but we're looking for
Blind Mud Puddle Johnson.
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Well, I'm Blind Mud
Puddle Johnson.
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Hey. You're not Blind.
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No. But it sounded better
than 'Stigmatism Mud Puddle...'
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Or 'Slightly Myopic
Mud Puddle Johnson.'
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Don't you think? So
what can I do ya for?
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We got the blues.
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Well, sit your butts right down.
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I got a cure for the blues.
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Now, zip your pie holes
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and I'll learn you
something or two.
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Whenever I get the blues,
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I always think about this
Red Pantsless Gator Man
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used to live around these pans.
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Pantsless?
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From the day he was born.
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A ding dang dong,
listen to my song
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about a guy named lance
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and the gator
that got his pants.
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A greater guy you'll never meet,
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with a big old butt
and little tiny feet.
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Lance sackless was his name.
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And trapping
alligators was his game.
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Gator man, he had no fear.
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And pants he wore
to hide his rear.
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Here, Gator! Oh, yoo-hoo!
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Talented Gator Trapper, here!
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Lance laid the
bait so carefully,
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then hid in the
weeds heroically.
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I'm hurt!
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My butt! I'm hurt worse!
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Yes, this gator man
was brave and strong,
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and handsome as
the day was long.
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And then one day
it was night and late,
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and the gator
man he had no bait.
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I'm out of bait!
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The great gator man's only chance
was to use as bait his beloved pants.
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What can I say?
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Brains was not this
boy's strong suit.
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The genius traper
awaited so brave,
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when a giant gator
came, his name was dare.
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He was the biggest alligator,
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Hell ya gents, but a
gator with a fashion sense.
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These are just too darling!
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I'm so fetching!
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Oh, I'm caught!
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So, Handsome Lance San-Mess
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became the biggest hero
in the history of the world,
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with parades and
floodlights and...
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Hey, wait a minute.
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This is getting weird.
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That don't sound like
no proper blues to me.
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Yes. I still have the
blues something awful.
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Hello! It's me! Did
you like my song?
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Hey, you're no Blues guy!
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No. I'm a Red
Guy. Is that a crime?
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Where is the real Blind
Mud Puddle Johnson?
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Wait.
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Thank you, Cow and Chicken.
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Don't be messing with
old Mud Puddle, Mister.
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Shut up and listen
to some real blues.
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There once was this fat guy.
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Name of lance.
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An ugly dude.
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He wore no pants.
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Then the gator came...
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up out of the swamp...
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and bit old lance in
the butt with a chomp.
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So off he run like a
frightened hairless bunny,
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with the gator on his tail about
to eat the pantless dummy.
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Then he chewed up the dude...
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with the bottom so bad...
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then hawked poor
lance up into the air.
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So I tell you now
that it ain't no dirty lie.
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That was the end
of the pantless...
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I said panfless, dirty,
low-down, shiny hiney...
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90y!
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So, what y'all think?
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We all think we all gotta
be getting home now, Mud.
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Well, come back
anytime now, ya hear?
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Yeah.
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Them's right nice kids.
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Remind me to stay on the good
side of Mud Puddle Johnson.
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You can say that again!
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That was the end!
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Go home.