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Ladies and gerbils!
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Welcome to another edition
of "You Ben Pantced?"
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And here's your host,
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the handsome and
irresponsible Ben Pantced!
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Oh, yay! Ben Pantced! Big money!
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Hello!
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Welcome to "You Ben Pantced?"
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I knowl have.
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And I'd like to introduce
my lovely co-star,
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Miss Vanna Hiney!
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Let's meet this
week's contestants!
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Number One, what's your name?
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And how much do I weigh?
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My name is Hem.
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And you weigh... three
hundred and fifty pounds!
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Wrong! I'm a svelte one-sixty.
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Okay, Number Two, your
name and occupation?
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My name is Earl!
And I go to school!
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Yeah, I'll bet!
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Contestant Number
Three, what's your name?
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And why are you here?
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My name is Chicken.
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And my mom and dad made me come!
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Contestant Number
Four, what's your name?
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And what have you
got in your hands?
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My name is Cow. And
these are my udders!
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You don't say?
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Today's lucky winners
on "You Ben Pantced?"
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Will take home Ben
Pantced Life Savings!
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The losers must spin
the Penalty Wheel!
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Contestant Number One?
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That's me.
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So, young man, you
have three seconds to...
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pave a section of road...
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paint a masterpiece!
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And cook breakfast for
twelve hungry lumberjacks!
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Time's up!
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What does he have
to do, boys and girls?
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Who cares?
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That's right! Spin
the Penalty Wheel!
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Big money! Big money!
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Shin! Spin! Spin!
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Come on! Come on!
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Oh, no! Not "eat candy"?
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Well, that ain't so
bad! I likes candy!
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You won't be saying that in twenty
years when you have a mouthful of cavities!
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Contestant... Number Two!
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Count... the
"peas" in the jar...
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tune a twelve string banjo,
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and wrestle a alligator!
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Time's up!
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Shin! Spin! Spin!
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I cannot watch!
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Eat ice cream?
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Oh, goodie! I like ice cream!
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Well, he won't be so happy
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when he gets that terrible
pain in the back of his head!
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Like this.
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Brain ache! Brain freeze!
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Oh, I hate that!
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Next!
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Oh, that's you, Chicken!
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| ain't playing!
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Oh, Contestant Number Three?
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Come on down!
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Oh, but you could win
Ben Pantced's Life Savings!
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If you're not in, you can't win.
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It's a stupid game
and I ain't playing.
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Fine.
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If you won't play the game,
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then you have to spin
the Penalty Wheel!
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Let me go! I don't
want to spin...!
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Spin it!
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Bite chocolate!
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Geez, what kind
of penalty is that?
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Well, you think you're so smart?
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Every idiot knows that
chocolate is loaded with fat!
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Stupid game.
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Contestant Number Four!
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That's me!
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Are you ready, Number Four?
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Oh, yes, Mr. Pantced!
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Well, then let's get Pantced!
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I hope there's no
more alligators.
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Fly around the
world three times...
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lift a ten ton truck
above your head...
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and speak fluent Spanish!
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Fluent Spanish?
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And remember, you've
got only three seconds.
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Oh, no!
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I told ya this game was stupid!
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What a minute!
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Cow? Go find Super Cow!
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Who?
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Super Cow!
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I hope you're ready, because...
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where'd she go?
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Viva Super Cow!
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La Reina de los campeones!
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Ahorra, vengo amigos!
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Go, Super Cow!
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Time's almost up!
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Senor Pantced!
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It's Super Cow!
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He ganado!
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Dame sus ahorros!
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Congratulations!
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You have won Ben
Pantced's Life Savings!
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It's just a nickel!
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We've been pantced!
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Dye, Don Pankced'.!
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Now, now, Mr. Cow.
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You don't want to hurt
the host of the show!
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Hey, boys and girls!
Looks like it's time to...
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Spin the Penalty Wheel!
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Ladies and gentlemen,
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the great poet and
thespian, Lance Sackless.
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Hello.
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To be a good actor, one,
of course, has to look good!
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A smart costume is a must.
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Notice howthis ruffly shirt
accentuates my talents.
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Thank you, Lance San-Mess.
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Mon plesure.
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You don't need pants
for the victory dance,
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'cause Baboon's
better than Weasel.
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LR. Baboon big star of cartoon.
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I. M. Weasel.
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LR. Baboon reigns
king in his mind,
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he's just a Baboon
with a wiggle behind.
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But round every comer
he's likely to find...
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I. M. Weasel!
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Hurry up, Baboon!
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You are nine hours late!
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I am terribly cross with you.
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Do you have anything
to say for yourself?
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I was just... Nine hours!
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Your work ethic is horrendous!
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But LR... Do you not realize
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that this may be the most important
day in the history of beach wear?
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But |.R. trying... Oh, no!
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I will not listen to any
of your lame excuses.
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Here, just help me with the top.
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What? No! You ninny!
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It goes down here.
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Fetching.
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Now, let's get this
show on the road!
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Are you ready to break
the world land speed record?
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I.R.! I.R.!
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Let's roll!
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Hang on, |.R.!
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We're about to revolutionize
the field of personal transportation!
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Hold your breath, old man!
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We're about to break
the sound barrier!
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I've done it!
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I've created cheap,
efficient transportation
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in the form of a bikini!
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|.M. Weasel!
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Yeah! Me, too is so!
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Well, anyhow,
we'll make millions!
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Okay. Yeah!
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You can stop now,
LR. 'News done.
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Stop? |.R. can't stopping.
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What do you mean you can't stop?
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That what |.R.
trying to telling you.
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|.R. being late cause |.R. not
being able to finding brakes.
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We have no brakes?
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But you not worrying.
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|.R. stop the old fashioned way.
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Hey!
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Baboon!
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Just steer me!
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This is horrible! We just
keep going faster and faster!
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And whosoever digs a tunnel
through the mountain first
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will be declared the winner.
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Whether it be John Thomas,
The Steel Driving Man...
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or the Amazing Digging Machine.
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Begin digging your
tunnels on my mark.
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Ready? And... Look out!
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Good thing |.R. wearing helmet!
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I'm king of the world!
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I'm sorry, boys.
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There's nothing that modern
medicine can do for you.
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I'm terribly sorry.
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So, get out of here!
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Oh, man, I'm good!
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We just passed
the speed of smell!
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Next is the speed of light!
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What are after speed of light?
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Any third grader knows that!
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After the speed of light...
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ls the speed of heavy.
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What after that?
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I suspect we're
about to find out.
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Intriguing!
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We have traveled
to another dimension!
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This is amazing!
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Were I not trapped
under six tons of rock...
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I would certainly explore
this strange new dimension.
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Crash giving LR. Headache-mg.
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You think you're hurt?
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I've almost certainly
fractured my butt gland!
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Sweet jumping
mother of marmalade!
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They're beautiful!
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Baked hams in sky!
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Greeting, non-ham life forms!
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Congratulations on being the first
of your kind to reach our dimension.
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What should |.R. doing?
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Mother saying never to
talking to strange hams.
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We are not really baked hams.
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We have merely taken
on the shape of baked ham.
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Your puny intellects could not
possibly comprehend our true form.
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Marvelous!
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Yummy!
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Baboon! No!
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Please! We are not real ham!
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Your puny taste buds could not
possibly comprehend our true flavor.
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We will happily share with
you the secrets of the universe.
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We will reveal the secret
of the beginning of time.
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We will tell you who
your real father is.
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And let you see the winning lottery
numbers for the next billion years.
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But first, we will get
that heavy rock off of you.
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Oh, thank you! I
feel much better.
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We are terribly sorry,
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but we cannot possibly share our
secrets with anyone who dresses like you!
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But I... But this... I am sorry.
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Bikinis went out with
positron bell bottoms.
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Tah-tah!
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Hams being right.
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You are looking
funny with bikini on!
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Well, I guess it could
have been worse.
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Who knows what those
Hams would have done to us
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if I had been wearing this?
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What?