1 00:00:00,360 --> 00:00:01,395 Mama has a Chicken. 2 00:00:01,480 --> 00:00:02,550 Mama has a Cow. 3 00:00:02,640 --> 00:00:05,280 Dad was proud, he didn't care how. 4 00:00:10,120 --> 00:00:11,235 Cow! 5 00:00:14,760 --> 00:00:15,989 Chicken! 6 00:00:19,320 --> 00:00:20,754 Cow and Chicken! 7 00:00:40,880 --> 00:00:41,950 Golly, Sis! 8 00:00:42,040 --> 00:00:45,635 It was sure nice of you to invite us over for Sunday dinner! 9 00:00:46,080 --> 00:00:47,354 Right, hon? 10 00:00:48,040 --> 00:00:49,633 Right, hon! 11 00:00:51,640 --> 00:00:55,474 Oh, yes. You were, much thinner the last time we saw... 12 00:00:57,000 --> 00:00:58,035 Say, Auntie? 13 00:00:58,120 --> 00:01:01,829 That is a nice picture of Uncle Snail you have got there. 14 00:01:01,920 --> 00:01:04,958 He's a little slow, but I love him. 15 00:01:05,560 --> 00:01:08,154 Oh, the poor dears are bored stiff. 16 00:01:08,240 --> 00:01:12,120 Why don't you go outside and play with your cousin Snail Boy! 17 00:01:12,720 --> 00:01:14,074 All right! 18 00:01:16,680 --> 00:01:18,034 Catch, Cow! 19 00:01:18,840 --> 00:01:21,912 Hey, Snail Boy? Catch! 20 00:01:24,400 --> 00:01:27,279 Fire away, cousin Cow! 21 00:01:27,520 --> 00:01:28,840 Think fast! 22 00:01:28,920 --> 00:01:31,594 I got it! I got it! 23 00:01:31,680 --> 00:01:32,680 I——... 24 00:01:33,600 --> 00:01:35,273 Oh, good one! 25 00:01:35,360 --> 00:01:36,509 Quick, Snail Boy! 26 00:01:36,600 --> 00:01:38,716 Throw it to second for the double play! 27 00:01:47,360 --> 00:01:49,590 |'|| get it! 28 00:01:51,560 --> 00:01:54,393 |...got it! 29 00:01:55,000 --> 00:01:58,231 Okay, guys! Think... fast. 30 00:02:00,000 --> 00:02:03,550 And most of all, thank you for our guests. 31 00:02:03,640 --> 00:02:05,074 Okay. Let's eat. 32 00:02:05,160 --> 00:02:08,232 Excuse me, cousin? Could you pass the salt? 33 00:02:11,080 --> 00:02:12,400 What'd I say? 34 00:02:12,480 --> 00:02:14,756 Oh, I forgot to tell you. 35 00:02:14,840 --> 00:02:18,470 Snail Boy has been transferred to Cow and Chicken's school. 36 00:02:20,400 --> 00:02:22,038 Oh, come on, Snail Boy! 37 00:02:22,120 --> 00:02:24,077 Let's get to class before anybody sees yous! 38 00:02:24,160 --> 00:02:26,720 Hello! Anybody home? 39 00:02:27,240 --> 00:02:29,675 Careful! He might "slug" you! 40 00:02:32,600 --> 00:02:33,670 Hey, Chicken? 41 00:02:33,760 --> 00:02:37,719 Ain't y'all gonna introduce us to your Mollusk? 42 00:02:37,800 --> 00:02:41,236 Flem and Earl, may I introduce you to Snail Boy. 43 00:02:41,320 --> 00:02:43,357 It's a pleasure. 44 00:02:43,440 --> 00:02:48,116 Yeah, a real pleas... ure. 45 00:02:48,200 --> 00:02:50,953 So, are you.. 46 00:02:51,040 --> 00:02:53,111 Are you Chicken's neighbor? 47 00:02:53,200 --> 00:02:54,759 Oh, shucks no! 48 00:02:54,840 --> 00:02:57,116 Chicken is my cousin! 49 00:02:57,680 --> 00:02:58,795 Cousin? 50 00:02:58,880 --> 00:03:00,678 Nah-nah-nah-nah-nah-nah! 51 00:03:00,760 --> 00:03:02,990 Cousin of a snail! 52 00:03:07,840 --> 00:03:09,274 I'm late for class! 53 00:03:09,360 --> 00:03:13,558 Last one there is an ear wig! 54 00:03:18,680 --> 00:03:20,637 Oh, my life is over. 55 00:03:20,720 --> 00:03:23,473 I'm related to a snail. 56 00:03:28,680 --> 00:03:31,069 Hi, cousin Chicken! 57 00:03:31,160 --> 00:03:34,471 I got a paper shortage in stall five! 58 00:03:34,720 --> 00:03:35,596 Here ya are. 59 00:03:35,680 --> 00:03:37,910 I'm late for an class. Bye. 60 00:03:40,640 --> 00:03:42,358 Bye! 61 00:03:43,760 --> 00:03:45,353 You're late, Chicken! 62 00:03:45,440 --> 00:03:49,195 Now put on your sa-mock, and take your seat. 63 00:03:51,640 --> 00:03:53,278 Hey, what are we drawing today? 64 00:03:53,360 --> 00:03:56,113 Another bowl of waxed fruit? 65 00:03:56,960 --> 00:03:59,998 We've got a nude. 66 00:04:00,080 --> 00:04:01,080 Yeah? 67 00:04:01,120 --> 00:04:03,794 Hi, cousin Chicken! 68 00:04:13,720 --> 00:04:16,109 Boy, am I glad school is finally out! 69 00:04:16,200 --> 00:04:18,714 It's time for our big relay race! 70 00:04:18,800 --> 00:04:19,358 Yeah! 71 00:04:19,440 --> 00:04:20,760 Dang straight! 72 00:04:20,840 --> 00:04:21,840 Especially because... 73 00:04:21,920 --> 00:04:25,709 this is the last place that Snail Boy will ever look for us. 74 00:04:25,800 --> 00:04:28,360 Hi, cousin Chicken! 75 00:04:28,440 --> 00:04:30,795 Can I be on your relay team? 76 00:04:30,880 --> 00:04:32,473 Sorry, Snail Boy. 77 00:04:32,560 --> 00:04:35,029 I wish you could be on our team. 78 00:04:35,120 --> 00:04:36,519 But, as you can see, 79 00:04:36,600 --> 00:04:39,513 we have a complete three-man team already. 80 00:04:39,600 --> 00:04:41,193 Hey, Chicken? 81 00:04:41,280 --> 00:04:43,590 We don't want to be on the team no more. 82 00:04:43,680 --> 00:04:46,115 Now we want to be cheerleaders. 83 00:04:46,200 --> 00:04:49,113 Rah! Rah! Rah! 84 00:04:49,200 --> 00:04:52,511 Hey! Now Snail Boy can join the team! 85 00:04:52,600 --> 00:04:53,600 Yeah! 86 00:04:53,640 --> 00:04:57,190 I was anchor man on my track team at my last school! 87 00:04:57,280 --> 00:04:59,476 I am always the anchor. 88 00:04:59,560 --> 00:05:01,870 Yeah, imagine that. 89 00:05:04,000 --> 00:05:05,354 We're doomed. 90 00:05:05,440 --> 00:05:06,794 Go, team! 91 00:05:06,880 --> 00:05:08,598 Go...! 92 00:05:13,200 --> 00:05:14,474 Hey, guys? 93 00:05:14,560 --> 00:05:17,439 What do you make of that Snail Kid on the other team? 94 00:05:17,520 --> 00:05:18,555 He might be a ringer. 95 00:05:18,640 --> 00:05:20,711 We better not take any chances. 96 00:05:37,840 --> 00:05:41,276 Two, four, six, nine... who do we think is great! 97 00:05:41,360 --> 00:05:43,192 Go Team! 98 00:05:43,320 --> 00:05:46,119 Get ready Snail Boy! Here I come! 99 00:05:46,720 --> 00:05:49,234 Go! Run! Run! Run! 100 00:05:49,320 --> 00:05:53,075 Oh, will you get going? They're gonna catch yous! 101 00:05:54,320 --> 00:05:56,152 Hey, what gives? 102 00:05:56,240 --> 00:05:59,835 I don't know. That Snail Kid is up to something. 103 00:05:59,920 --> 00:06:01,319 See, what did I tell you? 104 00:06:01,400 --> 00:06:03,516 They're pulling a fast one with this 'slow act.' 105 00:06:03,600 --> 00:06:04,749 Just leave it to me. 106 00:06:04,840 --> 00:06:07,514 I know how to take care of snails. 107 00:06:11,880 --> 00:06:16,192 Okay, Snail Boy. Time for a little seasoning. 108 00:06:16,760 --> 00:06:18,956 Hey, Bully! Where's the pepper? 109 00:06:19,040 --> 00:06:21,475 You ever seen salt without pepper? 110 00:06:21,560 --> 00:06:25,155 Yes! What kind of bullies are you? 111 00:06:26,000 --> 00:06:29,630 If you hurry, you can make it back before he wins the race. 112 00:06:29,720 --> 00:06:31,950 Gee, thanks! 113 00:06:35,440 --> 00:06:38,353 Oh, Snail Boy! You won! 114 00:06:38,440 --> 00:06:39,953 Way to go, son! 115 00:06:40,040 --> 00:06:41,997 Mom! Dad! 116 00:06:42,720 --> 00:06:45,473 Hey! How come you didn't run like that before? 117 00:06:45,800 --> 00:06:48,235 I never thought of it before! 118 00:06:48,320 --> 00:06:49,754 You know what I think? 119 00:06:49,840 --> 00:06:50,955 Let me guess. 120 00:06:51,040 --> 00:06:53,873 That being slow does not mean being last? 121 00:06:53,960 --> 00:06:57,316 Or that gastropods are people, too? 122 00:06:57,400 --> 00:07:01,439 No. I can't believe I'm related to no snails.