1 00:00:00,280 --> 00:00:01,429 Mama has a Chicken. 2 00:00:01,520 --> 00:00:02,635 Mama has a Cow. 3 00:00:02,720 --> 00:00:05,280 Dad was proud, he didn't care how. 4 00:00:10,200 --> 00:00:11,270 Cow! 5 00:00:14,920 --> 00:00:15,920 Chicken! 6 00:00:19,360 --> 00:00:20,839 Cow and Chicken! 7 00:00:44,680 --> 00:00:46,353 Tea party! 8 00:00:46,440 --> 00:00:48,351 Care for some tea, Crabs? 9 00:00:49,320 --> 00:00:53,871 Oh, Crabs, you silly waflhog! Quit being such a pig! 10 00:00:54,640 --> 00:00:56,631 Have some cookies, Piles? 11 00:00:56,720 --> 00:00:58,233 Good Piles! 12 00:00:58,440 --> 00:01:01,671 Manure? Care for some milk with your tea? 13 00:01:03,800 --> 00:01:06,076 Cow! Get your butt down here for dinner! 14 00:01:06,160 --> 00:01:08,993 Coming, big brother! 15 00:01:16,400 --> 00:01:18,038 I'm Piles the Beaver. 16 00:01:18,120 --> 00:01:20,589 Hey, I'm Piles the Beaver. 17 00:01:21,880 --> 00:01:22,950 Hey. 18 00:01:26,160 --> 00:01:28,470 Another glorious day being played with. 19 00:01:28,560 --> 00:01:30,039 Did you feel Cow's hoofs today? 20 00:01:30,120 --> 00:01:31,758 As cold as ice! 21 00:01:31,840 --> 00:01:33,000 And what is up with the milk? 22 00:01:33,040 --> 00:01:34,075 Always with the milk! 23 00:01:34,160 --> 00:01:35,878 What is up with that? 24 00:01:36,040 --> 00:01:39,271 You know, there has got to be a better way to spend our lives 25 00:01:39,360 --> 00:01:41,749 than trapped in this living nightmare! 26 00:01:43,120 --> 00:01:43,871 Hey! 27 00:01:43,960 --> 00:01:47,078 Piles has got something important to add to the discussion. 28 00:01:47,160 --> 00:01:48,480 Pull his cord, Manure! 29 00:01:48,560 --> 00:01:50,915 This had better be good, Beaver. 30 00:01:51,400 --> 00:01:53,960 I'm Piles the Beaver. Hey. 31 00:01:56,040 --> 00:01:58,156 You okay, Piles? 32 00:01:58,680 --> 00:02:01,513 Hey, Manure? You got something back here. 33 00:02:01,600 --> 00:02:02,431 Duh? 34 00:02:02,520 --> 00:02:03,874 No, no, it's a note. 35 00:02:03,960 --> 00:02:05,359 But I can't make it out. 36 00:02:05,440 --> 00:02:07,317 Reading isn't one of my strong points. 37 00:02:07,400 --> 00:02:08,629 Hey, Piles? 38 00:02:08,720 --> 00:02:10,631 Have a look at this note for me, will ya? 39 00:02:20,280 --> 00:02:23,750 I'm Piles. I chew wood. Hey. 40 00:02:26,160 --> 00:02:29,278 "Made in Hong Kong." 41 00:02:29,360 --> 00:02:31,510 'A maiden named Hong Kong.' 42 00:02:31,600 --> 00:02:33,830 Hey, she sounds cute! 43 00:02:33,920 --> 00:02:36,560 I'll bet my wheels that this maiden Hong Kong gal 44 00:02:36,640 --> 00:02:38,517 is our original owner! 45 00:02:39,200 --> 00:02:40,349 Great. 46 00:02:42,600 --> 00:02:45,638 Oh, if only we could find her! 47 00:02:45,720 --> 00:02:48,360 I bet she wouldn't squirt us with milk. 48 00:02:48,440 --> 00:02:49,874 Think about it, Piles! 49 00:02:49,960 --> 00:02:54,033 With a maiden, our lives would be so glorious! 50 00:02:54,800 --> 00:02:56,837 Oh, what a noble quest, 51 00:02:56,920 --> 00:03:01,153 to search and find our magnificent maiden Hong! 52 00:03:01,240 --> 00:03:02,310 |Kong.' 53 00:03:02,400 --> 00:03:05,597 Exactly! She's a maiden! 54 00:03:05,680 --> 00:03:07,512 What's a 'maiden?' 55 00:03:07,600 --> 00:03:11,673 A maiden is like a princess, only longer. 56 00:03:14,000 --> 00:03:15,957 We have to find her! 57 00:03:16,040 --> 00:03:18,156 It'll be our most resplendent endeavor! 58 00:03:18,240 --> 00:03:20,914 I don't want to do anything resplendent. 59 00:03:21,000 --> 00:03:22,115 I got a rash. 60 00:03:22,200 --> 00:03:23,474 I vote we go find her! 61 00:03:23,560 --> 00:03:24,630 I vote 'no.' 62 00:03:24,720 --> 00:03:26,279 It's up to you, Piles! 63 00:03:26,360 --> 00:03:28,192 You're the tie-breaker! 64 00:03:29,160 --> 00:03:32,551 I like to beat mud with my tail. Hey. 65 00:03:32,640 --> 00:03:35,200 I'll take that as a 'yes'! Come on! 66 00:03:37,760 --> 00:03:39,797 Follow me, toys! 67 00:03:47,560 --> 00:03:50,632 If Cow sees us, our quest will be toast. 68 00:03:50,720 --> 00:03:52,119 Let's go! 69 00:03:54,880 --> 00:03:56,951 We're free! 70 00:03:57,040 --> 00:03:59,190 Now, it's off to find our maiden! 71 00:03:59,280 --> 00:04:00,350 Hey, Crabs? 72 00:04:00,440 --> 00:04:02,351 How do we know where we're going? 73 00:04:02,440 --> 00:04:05,193 We don't! We use our instincts! 74 00:04:05,280 --> 00:04:07,396 I know all about in-stinks. 75 00:04:07,480 --> 00:04:09,198 Mine does all the time. 76 00:04:09,280 --> 00:04:12,113 Okay, men. Let's thumb a ride! 77 00:04:17,880 --> 00:04:20,394 Hey? Why aren't they stopping? 78 00:04:20,480 --> 00:04:23,598 I saw this in a movie once. 79 00:04:25,880 --> 00:04:26,950 I don't get it? 80 00:04:27,040 --> 00:04:28,155 You know, Manure? 81 00:04:28,240 --> 00:04:33,394 I'm starting to think that being a toy is going to make it difficult to get around! 82 00:04:34,480 --> 00:04:35,879 A bus! 83 00:04:35,960 --> 00:04:40,875 Our search for the beautiful maiden must be a divine quest! 84 00:04:46,560 --> 00:04:50,076 Hey! Can I play with you toys? 85 00:04:50,160 --> 00:04:52,197 Beat it, kid! 86 00:04:52,760 --> 00:04:53,795 Mommy? 87 00:04:53,880 --> 00:04:56,998 That stinky bear doll hurt my feelings! 88 00:05:06,920 --> 00:05:08,991 We're looking for a beautiful maiden. 89 00:05:09,080 --> 00:05:11,230 You're in luck! 90 00:05:11,320 --> 00:05:14,915 I'm a 'Maiden'! And I'm beautiful! 91 00:05:15,000 --> 00:05:16,798 My name's Murray Maiden. 92 00:05:16,880 --> 00:05:19,952 Oh, we will have so much fun together! 93 00:05:23,600 --> 00:05:25,637 What was that all about? 94 00:05:25,720 --> 00:05:26,790 How would I know? 95 00:05:26,880 --> 00:05:29,599 You're talking to a guy named 'Manure.' 96 00:05:30,880 --> 00:05:33,989 We made it! 97 00:05:34,080 --> 00:05:37,118 Our instincts have led us to our destiny! 98 00:05:37,200 --> 00:05:38,952 Our instincts bite! 99 00:05:39,040 --> 00:05:41,998 We're back at Cow's house where we started! 100 00:05:43,520 --> 00:05:44,590 Oh, man! 101 00:05:44,680 --> 00:05:48,196 I'm starting to lose my ever-present optimism! 102 00:05:49,200 --> 00:05:51,271 What now, Crabs? 103 00:05:53,720 --> 00:05:56,109 What is it, Piles? What are you trying to say? 104 00:05:56,200 --> 00:05:58,555 Don't pull the string, Crabs! 105 00:06:02,280 --> 00:06:05,079 That's it! "Made in Hong Kong!" 106 00:06:05,160 --> 00:06:07,231 Oh, we were searching all over the city, 107 00:06:07,320 --> 00:06:08,594 when the glorious, wonderful, 108 00:06:08,680 --> 00:06:13,356 beautiful 'Maiden Hong Kong' was living right next door! 109 00:06:23,880 --> 00:06:28,431 You know, maybe in the big picture, hoofs as cold as ice aren't so bad. 110 00:06:28,520 --> 00:06:29,237 Yeah. 111 00:06:29,320 --> 00:06:32,199 At least them four streaming jets of milk are warm. 112 00:06:32,280 --> 00:06:34,191 Let's go home to Cow! 113 00:06:37,480 --> 00:06:38,595 All right. 114 00:06:38,680 --> 00:06:41,718 This is your last chance to say something useful. 115 00:06:41,960 --> 00:06:45,919 My pelt is amazingly thermally protective. Hey. 116 00:06:58,720 --> 00:07:02,315 Nine out of ten Europeans like me. Hey.