1 00:00:12,920 --> 00:00:15,992 Man! Do I love shopping for your Mom! 2 00:00:16,080 --> 00:00:16,831 What do you think? 3 00:00:16,920 --> 00:00:19,389 Will she like the boots or the flats? 4 00:00:20,160 --> 00:00:22,276 Good idea! I'll take them both! 5 00:00:23,960 --> 00:00:25,598 What's next, Cow? 6 00:00:26,240 --> 00:00:29,596 Well, Mom needs lipstick, underwear, shoes... 7 00:00:29,680 --> 00:00:31,353 panty hose. 8 00:00:31,440 --> 00:00:32,440 Dad? Yeah? 9 00:00:32,920 --> 00:00:35,673 Can we go to the arcade now? 10 00:00:35,760 --> 00:00:36,955 In a minute, son. 11 00:00:37,640 --> 00:00:39,472 Which one does Mom usually get? 12 00:00:39,560 --> 00:00:41,836 Sheer leg, or industrial support? 13 00:00:41,920 --> 00:00:43,797 Sheermleg. 14 00:00:44,400 --> 00:00:45,913 Dad? I'm hungry- 15 00:00:46,000 --> 00:00:48,037 Can we get pork butts on a stick? 16 00:00:48,120 --> 00:00:49,269 Yes, yes, soon. 17 00:00:49,360 --> 00:00:52,352 Okay, does Mom prefer stripes or crabs? 18 00:00:52,440 --> 00:00:53,440 Crabs. 19 00:00:53,520 --> 00:00:54,874 Now are we done? 20 00:00:54,960 --> 00:00:56,633 Check the list! Check the list! 21 00:00:56,720 --> 00:01:00,714 Shoes, panty hose, skin, manicure. 22 00:01:00,800 --> 00:01:03,314 I'm a man! You kids pay for this stuff. 23 00:01:03,400 --> 00:01:05,710 I'm off to the salon! 24 00:01:11,600 --> 00:01:14,035 One left shoe. 25 00:01:14,360 --> 00:01:16,078 Crab skin. 26 00:01:16,360 --> 00:01:18,874 Designer aviator goggles. 27 00:01:18,960 --> 00:01:20,075 Wait! 28 00:01:20,440 --> 00:01:22,795 I have a coupon for that. 29 00:01:24,240 --> 00:01:24,911 Thank you! 30 00:01:25,000 --> 00:01:26,991 Have a nice day. 31 00:01:27,080 --> 00:01:30,152 I'll never get to go to the arcade. 32 00:01:31,760 --> 00:01:33,159 Security! 33 00:01:34,760 --> 00:01:37,195 Security! 34 00:01:38,560 --> 00:01:40,153 Bee-boo, bee-boo, bee-boo! 35 00:01:40,240 --> 00:01:42,470 Oh, man! It's the heat! 36 00:01:42,560 --> 00:01:45,951 But this is not right! I paid for these things! 37 00:01:46,040 --> 00:01:47,314 We gotta make a run for it! 38 00:01:47,400 --> 00:01:49,073 Bee-boo, bee-boo! 39 00:01:51,600 --> 00:01:53,352 Stop thieves! 40 00:01:53,880 --> 00:01:55,757 Quick, he's coming! 41 00:01:58,440 --> 00:02:00,113 Out of the way! Stand back! 42 00:02:00,200 --> 00:02:02,555 Mall Cop Security Emergency! 43 00:02:02,640 --> 00:02:04,358 Geez, Cow! What'd you steal? 44 00:02:04,440 --> 00:02:05,919 I did not steal nothing. 45 00:02:06,000 --> 00:02:08,469 Arrest that Cow! 46 00:02:13,440 --> 00:02:15,431 Man! That feels good! 47 00:02:15,520 --> 00:02:16,430 Breaker, breaker, ten-four! 48 00:02:16,520 --> 00:02:17,656 Mall Cop in pursuit of suspects! 49 00:02:17,680 --> 00:02:18,680 Require immediate backup! 50 00:02:18,760 --> 00:02:20,034 Oh, that's a niner-niner-Roger. 51 00:02:20,120 --> 00:02:21,696 Who's Roger? Breaker, breaker, good buddy! 52 00:02:21,720 --> 00:02:23,136 Approaching lamp store! Over and out! 53 00:02:23,160 --> 00:02:24,559 Mall Cop! 54 00:02:24,640 --> 00:02:26,950 Seen any suspicious cows in this area? 55 00:02:27,120 --> 00:02:28,633 Call me if you do. 56 00:02:28,720 --> 00:02:31,075 Officer Hiney, Mall Cop. 57 00:02:31,160 --> 00:02:33,436 I know you're in here. 58 00:02:33,520 --> 00:02:36,911 Come on out! You can't hide from Officer Hiney! 59 00:02:37,000 --> 00:02:38,000 Click. 60 00:02:40,000 --> 00:02:41,000 Gotcha! 61 00:02:41,080 --> 00:02:42,798 Bee-boo, bee-boo, bee-boo! 62 00:02:42,880 --> 00:02:44,314 Stop them! 63 00:02:46,440 --> 00:02:47,635 Law breakers! 64 00:02:47,720 --> 00:02:50,360 Don't move! I'll be right down. 65 00:02:52,720 --> 00:02:54,597 I'm coming to get you! 66 00:02:54,680 --> 00:02:56,751 Bee-boo, bee-boo, bee-boo! 67 00:02:57,440 --> 00:02:58,589 Crud! 68 00:02:58,680 --> 00:02:59,590 Out of the way! 69 00:02:59,680 --> 00:03:02,513 Move it! Move it! Mall Cop here. 70 00:03:04,080 --> 00:03:05,878 This is for my wife! 71 00:03:07,640 --> 00:03:10,234 Sorry! But my middle toe is ticklish! 72 00:03:11,760 --> 00:03:13,717 Two for "Piles Come Home." 73 00:03:15,840 --> 00:03:17,717 We should be safe in here. 74 00:03:17,800 --> 00:03:18,949 Are you sure? 75 00:03:19,040 --> 00:03:19,871 Sure I'm sure. 76 00:03:19,960 --> 00:03:22,076 There ain't nobody else around. 77 00:03:22,640 --> 00:03:25,109 Goodie! It's a Piles movie! 78 00:03:26,240 --> 00:03:28,356 Show's over, pumpkin! 79 00:03:28,880 --> 00:03:32,077 We've been made! 80 00:03:32,160 --> 00:03:34,310 Quick! Grab the bags, Cow! 81 00:03:55,080 --> 00:03:57,151 Wrong direction! 82 00:04:00,640 --> 00:04:01,640 Dang! 83 00:04:02,680 --> 00:04:04,671 I'm unplugged! 84 00:04:14,600 --> 00:04:16,591 Bee-boo, bee-boo, bee-boo! 85 00:04:17,800 --> 00:04:18,835 Do you see him? 86 00:04:18,920 --> 00:04:20,479 Oh, I do not think so. 87 00:04:20,560 --> 00:04:23,439 Okay. Looks like the coast is clear. 88 00:04:27,440 --> 00:04:29,556 Pardon me. May I try this on? 89 00:04:29,640 --> 00:04:31,313 I don't know. Can you? 90 00:04:34,320 --> 00:04:36,152 Mall Cop! 91 00:04:43,960 --> 00:04:45,519 Quit whining, Cow! 92 00:04:45,600 --> 00:04:46,999 Oh, it's all right for you. 93 00:04:47,080 --> 00:04:48,718 I'm the fugitive! 94 00:04:48,800 --> 00:04:50,996 We'll just hide out here as long as it takes! 95 00:04:51,080 --> 00:04:53,151 Oh, but that could be months! 96 00:04:53,240 --> 00:04:55,231 We'll starve! 97 00:04:57,320 --> 00:04:59,277 Hi, kids! 98 00:05:00,160 --> 00:05:03,471 I don't want to go to jail! 99 00:05:03,560 --> 00:05:05,358 Left, right, leftmanother left. 100 00:05:05,440 --> 00:05:06,077 Halt! 101 00:05:06,160 --> 00:05:09,516 They're gonna lock you up and throw away the key! 102 00:05:12,040 --> 00:05:13,599 What's the trouble, officer? 103 00:05:13,680 --> 00:05:17,594 Oh, you must be Dad, come to the rescue. 104 00:05:17,680 --> 00:05:18,750 Well, you're too late! 105 00:05:18,840 --> 00:05:20,638 Your little sweetheart here 106 00:05:20,720 --> 00:05:24,031 stole fifty bucks worth of store merchandise. 107 00:05:24,120 --> 00:05:25,838 Is this true, Cow? 108 00:05:25,920 --> 00:05:28,480 No, sir. I paid for it. 109 00:05:28,560 --> 00:05:29,994 We'll see about that. 110 00:05:30,080 --> 00:05:34,392 Now, Miss, if you would be so kind as to waltz through the sensors again? 111 00:05:36,800 --> 00:05:37,995 Go ahead, Cow. 112 00:05:38,080 --> 00:05:40,435 If you're innocent, you've got nothing to worry about. 113 00:05:40,520 --> 00:05:43,034 If you're guilty, we'll visit you in jail! 114 00:05:47,840 --> 00:05:52,118 I'm innocent! I'm a innocent cow! 115 00:05:52,200 --> 00:05:54,237 Out of the way! Coming through! 116 00:05:57,200 --> 00:05:59,760 It's that fraudulent Mall Cop guy again! 117 00:05:59,920 --> 00:06:01,797 It's the real Mall Cops! 118 00:06:01,880 --> 00:06:03,439 They're on to me. 119 00:06:03,520 --> 00:06:05,511 Come back here, Hiney! 120 00:06:05,600 --> 00:06:08,353 This thing's been broken for weeks! 121 00:06:09,720 --> 00:06:14,317 Oh, I am not a hardened criminal after all! 122 00:06:15,280 --> 00:06:18,113 Lock him up and throw away the key. 123 00:06:18,200 --> 00:06:21,352 Oh, come on! Let me be one of you guys! 124 00:06:21,440 --> 00:06:24,717 Ever since I was nine, I wanted to be a Mall Cop. 125 00:06:24,800 --> 00:06:28,270 But I keep failing the Mall Cop Test! 126 00:06:28,360 --> 00:06:30,271 Oh, man! That test is hard! 127 00:06:30,360 --> 00:06:33,478 Shut up, Hiney! You're making me sick. 128 00:06:35,080 --> 00:06:37,515 It all started when I was nine. 129 00:06:37,600 --> 00:06:39,113 Daddy took me hunting. 130 00:06:39,200 --> 00:06:41,316 House hunting. 131 00:06:42,320 --> 00:06:45,392 We ate shingles for a month! 132 00:06:45,480 --> 00:06:49,917 I could never look at a porch the same way! 133 00:06:50,000 --> 00:06:51,752 0h, god! 134 00:06:55,960 --> 00:06:58,474 You don't need pants for the victory dance, 135 00:06:58,560 --> 00:07:00,995 'cause Baboon's better than Weasel. 136 00:07:01,080 --> 00:07:03,993 LR. Baboon big star of cartoon. 137 00:07:04,480 --> 00:07:05,914 I. M. Weasel. 138 00:07:10,480 --> 00:07:13,154 LR. Baboon reigns king in his mind, 139 00:07:13,240 --> 00:07:15,675 he's just a Baboon with a wiggle behind. 140 00:07:15,760 --> 00:07:18,878 But round every comer he's likely to find... 141 00:07:18,960 --> 00:07:21,434 I. M. Weasel! 142 00:07:21,720 --> 00:07:23,393 I. M. Weasel! 143 00:07:35,280 --> 00:07:37,191 Hey, Weasel? Baboon? 144 00:07:37,280 --> 00:07:39,635 The show starts in five minutes! 145 00:07:39,720 --> 00:07:40,720 Thank you, PA. 146 00:07:40,760 --> 00:07:42,319 Oh, could you bring me a coffee? 147 00:07:42,400 --> 00:07:45,916 Oh, get it yourself! You're not the boss of me! 148 00:07:46,000 --> 00:07:48,799 P.A.'s. They think they run the show. 149 00:07:48,880 --> 00:07:50,837 Where would they be without us actors? 150 00:07:50,920 --> 00:07:52,115 Okay, as I was saying, 151 00:07:52,200 --> 00:07:55,397 I'm seriously thinking about getting out of the cartoon business 152 00:07:55,480 --> 00:07:56,993 and back to the stage. 153 00:07:57,080 --> 00:07:58,957 Quality scripts, you know? 154 00:07:59,040 --> 00:08:01,919 Shakespeare. Royal Theater. Sixty-eight. 155 00:08:03,280 --> 00:08:06,875 Larry Olivier and Richard Burton told me that my portrayal of a small, 156 00:08:06,960 --> 00:08:09,031 furry animal was... "interesting." 157 00:08:09,520 --> 00:08:13,229 So, anyway, there I was in seventy-two, on Broadway. 158 00:08:13,320 --> 00:08:16,199 Oh, the lights were fantastic. 159 00:08:16,280 --> 00:08:18,271 And the atmosphere was electric. 160 00:08:18,360 --> 00:08:22,194 I remember when Julie turned to me and threw me her car keys and said, 161 00:08:22,280 --> 00:08:25,272 "Here, squirrel! Park my car." 162 00:08:25,360 --> 00:08:27,590 Oh, those were the days. 163 00:08:27,680 --> 00:08:29,557 Hello, girls! 164 00:08:29,640 --> 00:08:34,157 It's me, your director, Louie B. Bare! 165 00:08:35,400 --> 00:08:36,754 Here they are! 166 00:08:36,840 --> 00:08:40,151 My two most favorite thespians! 167 00:08:40,240 --> 00:08:43,358 Yes. Well, let's hope that this cartoon is funnier. 168 00:08:43,440 --> 00:08:47,115 The last one was one lame clichJ after the other. 169 00:08:47,200 --> 00:08:50,113 Oh, I do wish I knew what clichJ means! 170 00:08:50,200 --> 00:08:51,656 I must have been home with the lumps the day 171 00:08:51,680 --> 00:08:53,114 they taught that at school. 172 00:08:53,200 --> 00:08:58,115 A clich is a worn-out joke we've all seen a million times. 173 00:08:59,720 --> 00:09:01,472 No, no, no, no, no. 174 00:09:01,560 --> 00:09:06,430 This is the funniest, most original episode... ever! 175 00:09:06,520 --> 00:09:09,433 Why, it's ten percent funnier, guaranteed. 176 00:09:09,880 --> 00:09:11,359 Now, move it! 177 00:09:13,680 --> 00:09:16,672 Places everyone! 178 00:09:17,960 --> 00:09:22,670 "|.M. Weasel", scene one. Take one. 179 00:09:23,960 --> 00:09:27,316 And... action! 180 00:09:27,400 --> 00:09:28,834 Mr. Simian? 181 00:09:33,920 --> 00:09:37,151 All right. You said this was going to be original. 182 00:09:37,240 --> 00:09:40,915 Getting hit by an anvil is the oldest cliche in cartoons. 183 00:09:45,560 --> 00:09:47,870 Oh, nowthat's original. 184 00:10:00,640 --> 00:10:01,391 Really. 185 00:10:01,480 --> 00:10:04,632 An anvil, an elephant and a baleen whale? 186 00:10:04,720 --> 00:10:06,279 Talk about clichJ. 187 00:10:06,360 --> 00:10:08,795 Only thing missing are kitchen sink. 188 00:10:08,880 --> 00:10:11,076 Don't... Thanks, LR. 189 00:10:12,120 --> 00:10:13,120 Cut! 190 00:10:17,760 --> 00:10:19,034 This is so original, 191 00:10:19,120 --> 00:10:21,430 I'm getting goose bumps all over my hiney! 192 00:10:21,520 --> 00:10:23,238 And... action! 193 00:10:23,320 --> 00:10:25,357 Oh, look. A penny! 194 00:10:26,600 --> 00:10:28,113 'Original', my tail. 195 00:10:28,200 --> 00:10:30,510 "Wild Takes" are older than my grand-ma-ma. 196 00:10:30,600 --> 00:10:32,557 Lookie! A egg! 197 00:10:38,480 --> 00:10:39,550 Cut! 198 00:10:42,320 --> 00:10:44,038 You're gonna love this! 199 00:10:44,120 --> 00:10:46,350 It's a real original! 200 00:10:46,440 --> 00:10:48,431 This is embarrassing. 201 00:10:48,520 --> 00:10:52,070 And... action! 202 00:10:56,240 --> 00:10:59,756 Being very, very quiet. 203 00:10:59,840 --> 00:11:03,913 |.R. hunting bunny rabbit. 204 00:11:04,400 --> 00:11:07,153 Eh? What's up, Baboon? 205 00:11:13,760 --> 00:11:16,673 Gee. I've never seen that before. 206 00:11:29,960 --> 00:11:33,510 Oh, I will paint a tunnel and disappear into it. 207 00:11:37,320 --> 00:11:40,278 What kind of idiots are you guys? Trying to run through a rock wall? 208 00:11:40,360 --> 00:11:41,360 Cut! 209 00:11:44,360 --> 00:11:46,590 Pie Scene. Action. 210 00:11:50,800 --> 00:11:55,476 Oh, goodie! It's the Gift Scene! 211 00:11:56,800 --> 00:11:58,438 Okay, here's the setting. 212 00:11:58,520 --> 00:11:59,078 Baboon? 213 00:11:59,160 --> 00:12:02,039 You are Sibyl, the depressed birthday girl. 214 00:12:02,120 --> 00:12:05,431 And Weasel, you are Sibyl's best friend, Floretta. 215 00:12:05,520 --> 00:12:07,272 Sibyl's husband, Hose y, 216 00:12:07,360 --> 00:12:11,911 left her alone for two weeks with ten hungry children to feed. 217 00:12:12,000 --> 00:12:13,752 And a dog named Raoul with a skin condition. 218 00:12:13,840 --> 00:12:18,596 Whilst he is off selling perfume door to door in China, 219 00:12:18,680 --> 00:12:22,469 you want to cheer her up with a gift. 220 00:12:22,560 --> 00:12:24,870 And... action! 221 00:12:25,000 --> 00:12:25,717 Here, Sibyl. 222 00:12:25,800 --> 00:12:27,711 Thanking you, Floretta. 223 00:12:31,080 --> 00:12:31,911 Cut! 224 00:12:32,000 --> 00:12:34,435 Now that's comedy! 225 00:12:34,520 --> 00:12:36,830 That's it! I'm walking! 226 00:12:37,400 --> 00:12:38,799 You can't leave! 227 00:12:38,880 --> 00:12:41,349 Oh, you're going to love the next scene! 228 00:12:41,440 --> 00:12:43,590 It's new, it's unique! 229 00:12:46,640 --> 00:12:48,631 They're tiny, they're young, 230 00:12:48,720 --> 00:12:49,776 they got no teeth, they just got gum. 231 00:12:49,800 --> 00:12:52,235 They're diaper wearing kiddies, Weasel babes. 232 00:12:52,320 --> 00:12:53,736 Got their shots for mumps and rabies. 233 00:12:53,760 --> 00:12:54,875 And even though they drool. 234 00:12:54,960 --> 00:12:58,271 They're fuzzy so ifs cool, Weasel babies. 235 00:12:58,360 --> 00:13:00,033 Hold up the sign! 236 00:13:01,320 --> 00:13:03,470 What? No anvil? 237 00:13:03,560 --> 00:13:05,039 Cut! 238 00:13:05,120 --> 00:13:07,111 This is really too much. 239 00:13:07,200 --> 00:13:09,635 It's been one stupid clichre' after another. 240 00:13:09,720 --> 00:13:12,792 And to make matters worse, you're using old scripts! 241 00:13:12,880 --> 00:13:14,837 Look! You crossed out Bugs Bunny, 242 00:13:14,920 --> 00:13:16,991 then Buster, then scribbled in Weasel. 243 00:13:17,080 --> 00:13:18,080 Is that a crime? 244 00:13:18,120 --> 00:13:20,589 If you don't come up with something original, 245 00:13:20,680 --> 00:13:22,353 then I'm out of here! 246 00:13:22,440 --> 00:13:24,192 I feel so dirty. 247 00:13:24,280 --> 00:13:26,794 Okay, you win! No more oaf loon clichJs! 248 00:13:26,880 --> 00:13:29,349 In fact, here is your new script! 249 00:13:29,440 --> 00:13:31,113 I wrote it myself! 250 00:13:31,200 --> 00:13:33,077 I can't wait. 251 00:13:34,720 --> 00:13:35,835 Dr. Baboon? 252 00:13:35,920 --> 00:13:39,675 I am afraid I'll have to operate on that young wrestler. 253 00:13:39,760 --> 00:13:41,478 Don't being afraid. 254 00:13:41,560 --> 00:13:43,119 Oh, Dr. Weasel? 255 00:13:43,200 --> 00:13:44,235 Dr. Baboon? 256 00:13:44,320 --> 00:13:47,119 I don't know how to tell you this, but... 257 00:13:47,200 --> 00:13:48,713 I may be expecting. 258 00:13:49,200 --> 00:13:52,477 It's the happiest day of my life! 259 00:13:52,720 --> 00:13:55,758 You know, I think I liked the cliches better. 260 00:13:56,280 --> 00:13:57,679 Hello, Noyse.