1 00:01:13,400 --> 00:01:15,437 Delicious! 2 00:01:30,440 --> 00:01:33,269 Chicken? 3 00:01:35,040 --> 00:01:36,519 Chicken? 4 00:01:36,600 --> 00:01:37,715 What? 5 00:01:37,800 --> 00:01:42,114 Well, I was wondering... Well, that is... 6 00:01:42,200 --> 00:01:44,396 if you're maybe not too busy, 7 00:01:44,480 --> 00:01:48,997 you could possibly try my new pie that I made? 8 00:01:49,760 --> 00:01:53,037 I'm not eatin' that! I know where it came from! 9 00:01:53,120 --> 00:01:55,919 But it's a Cow Pie! 10 00:01:56,000 --> 00:01:57,035 Exactly. 11 00:01:57,120 --> 00:01:58,349 - But... - Never! 12 00:01:58,440 --> 00:02:02,354 No way! No how will I eat it, so forget about it! 13 00:02:02,440 --> 00:02:05,319 - Oh, please, Big Brother? - No! 14 00:02:05,400 --> 00:02:08,313 - Please? - No! 15 00:02:08,760 --> 00:02:11,070 - Please? - No! 16 00:02:11,760 --> 00:02:16,960 - Please? - I said... no! 17 00:02:17,120 --> 00:02:20,670 Sheesh, Cow's crazy if she thinks I'll eat that. 18 00:02:21,360 --> 00:02:24,079 Cow? How many times do I have to... 19 00:02:24,160 --> 00:02:27,073 Oh, how ya doin', Dad? What can I do you for? 20 00:02:27,760 --> 00:02:33,039 Well, son, let me tell you, I just had the best meal of my life! 21 00:02:33,120 --> 00:02:34,918 Oh, yeah? What'd you have? 22 00:02:35,000 --> 00:02:40,791 Your sister made the most scrumptiously delicious finger-lickin' good cow pie, 23 00:02:40,880 --> 00:02:43,030 and I order you to eat it! 24 00:02:43,120 --> 00:02:44,394 Cow pie? 25 00:02:44,480 --> 00:02:47,836 But Dad, I don't want any of her stupid pie. 26 00:02:47,920 --> 00:02:51,151 Now, Chicken, you do as I say. 27 00:02:51,240 --> 00:02:53,038 Wait a second. 28 00:02:53,120 --> 00:02:55,236 All right, Cow, I see yas in there. 29 00:02:55,320 --> 00:02:55,832 No, you don't. 30 00:02:55,920 --> 00:02:57,957 Your head is stickin' out of Dad's pants! 31 00:02:58,040 --> 00:02:59,110 No, it's not. 32 00:02:59,200 --> 00:03:00,474 Yes, it is! 33 00:03:01,720 --> 00:03:03,950 How about some pie, son? 34 00:03:04,040 --> 00:03:05,758 Get the heck out! 35 00:03:06,360 --> 00:03:08,397 Sheesh! It's almost time for school. 36 00:03:08,480 --> 00:03:10,153 I'd better hit the shower. 37 00:03:11,760 --> 00:03:17,870 Cow, you'd better not be in that shower offerin' me some of your stupid pie. 38 00:03:18,080 --> 00:03:19,080 Good. 39 00:03:25,400 --> 00:03:28,313 Cow, what the heck are you doin' in my shower? 40 00:03:28,400 --> 00:03:30,232 Pie, Big Brother? 41 00:03:30,320 --> 00:03:33,392 Cow, will you get out of my shower? 42 00:03:37,080 --> 00:03:39,549 Hey, Mom, what's for breakfast? I'm starvin'! 43 00:03:39,720 --> 00:03:42,951 Well, honey, I have something special delicious. 44 00:03:43,040 --> 00:03:44,997 Cow pie! 45 00:03:45,080 --> 00:03:46,309 Really? 46 00:03:46,600 --> 00:03:47,715 Hi, son! 47 00:03:47,800 --> 00:03:51,156 Cow, you already pulled that stunt wearin' Dad's pants! 48 00:03:51,240 --> 00:03:52,594 Oh, yeah. 49 00:03:52,680 --> 00:03:56,275 Well, does that mean you're not going to have any of my pie? 50 00:04:02,120 --> 00:04:06,114 Cow, stop followin' me, I am not gonna eat that pie! 51 00:04:06,200 --> 00:04:07,200 Okay. 52 00:04:08,440 --> 00:04:11,114 Well, I'm glad that's over with. 53 00:04:12,720 --> 00:04:13,720 Pie? 54 00:04:13,800 --> 00:04:14,949 No, thanks. 55 00:04:17,400 --> 00:04:22,076 And so, children, ong division is kinda like... 56 00:04:22,160 --> 00:04:24,913 Get out of here, Cow! I don't want none of your stupid pie! 57 00:04:25,000 --> 00:04:26,354 Mister Chicken? 58 00:04:26,440 --> 00:04:30,559 Does the genius have somethin' to share with the rest of the class? 59 00:04:30,640 --> 00:04:31,471 No. 60 00:04:31,560 --> 00:04:34,996 Well then, where was I? Oh yeah, I was teaching. 61 00:04:35,080 --> 00:04:37,469 All right, let's talk about fractions. 62 00:04:37,560 --> 00:04:39,039 Half-brain, half-wit... 63 00:04:39,120 --> 00:04:41,953 Shut up! You're gonna get me in trouble. 64 00:04:42,720 --> 00:04:44,552 Chicken? Pie? 65 00:04:44,640 --> 00:04:46,597 Shut up! 66 00:04:48,120 --> 00:04:49,349 Shut up! 67 00:04:49,440 --> 00:04:50,794 Chicken? 68 00:04:50,880 --> 00:04:52,996 In... the... corner! 69 00:04:53,080 --> 00:04:54,275 What? 70 00:04:58,360 --> 00:05:01,352 Recess! 71 00:05:01,800 --> 00:05:04,838 Nice toss, Earl! Throw me another one, eh? 72 00:05:05,360 --> 00:05:07,397 I got it! I got it! 73 00:05:08,920 --> 00:05:10,911 Nice catch. 74 00:05:16,240 --> 00:05:19,870 What's the hurry, Cow? Haven't tenured me enough today? 75 00:05:19,960 --> 00:05:21,598 Gee, I'm starvin'. 76 00:05:21,680 --> 00:05:23,830 With Cow's stupid pie constantly in my face, 77 00:05:23,920 --> 00:05:25,957 I have not eaten all day. 78 00:05:27,080 --> 00:05:31,074 I could go for a big juicy ham sandwich. 79 00:05:31,720 --> 00:05:32,835 What the...? 80 00:05:34,160 --> 00:05:35,160 Empty? 81 00:05:36,040 --> 00:05:37,155 Empty? 82 00:05:37,240 --> 00:05:40,995 All right, Cow! Where did all the dang food go? 83 00:05:45,120 --> 00:05:50,069 All right, Cow, I give up! I'll try your stupid pie. 84 00:06:16,960 --> 00:06:20,396 Hey, that was pretty good! Let me have some more of that stuff! 85 00:06:23,320 --> 00:06:26,312 Well, thanks, Cow! I'll see yas later! 86 00:06:26,600 --> 00:06:29,194 You know, I just don't have the head to tell him 87 00:06:29,280 --> 00:06:31,874 what the secret ingredient is. 88 00:06:34,640 --> 00:06:37,712 I, Al Hiney, will now teach you how to bo-wl. 89 00:06:39,600 --> 00:06:41,079 I can't see! 90 00:06:41,160 --> 00:06:43,754 All right, first you need a ball. 91 00:06:46,280 --> 00:06:49,591 Tippy-toe, and tick and roll your ball. 92 00:06:51,920 --> 00:06:53,240 This ball, I'm going to keep. 93 00:06:54,640 --> 00:06:57,109 You don't need pant for the victory dance, 94 00:06:57,200 --> 00:06:59,669 'cause Baboon's better than Weasel. 95 00:06:59,760 --> 00:07:02,832 LR. Baboon's a big star cartoon. 96 00:07:03,080 --> 00:07:04,753 I. M. Weasel! 97 00:07:09,120 --> 00:07:11,760 LR. Baboon reigns king of his mine, 98 00:07:11,840 --> 00:07:14,229 he's just a baboon with a wiggle behind. 99 00:07:14,320 --> 00:07:17,392 But round every comer he's likely to find... 100 00:07:17,480 --> 00:07:20,159 I. M. Weasel! 101 00:07:20,480 --> 00:07:22,153 I. M. Weasel! 102 00:07:40,600 --> 00:07:45,197 Go on, Timmy. You can have any pet you want. 103 00:07:55,400 --> 00:07:56,515 I could get a puppy! 104 00:07:56,600 --> 00:07:57,920 Or itty-bitty-kitty! 105 00:07:58,000 --> 00:07:59,718 Or a scorpion! 106 00:08:01,240 --> 00:08:03,709 Or even a naked mole rat! 107 00:08:03,800 --> 00:08:04,800 Hello? 108 00:08:06,640 --> 00:08:08,313 I say, little boy? 109 00:08:08,400 --> 00:08:10,357 You should consider purchasing me. 110 00:08:10,440 --> 00:08:11,999 I'm an excellent conversationalist, 111 00:08:12,080 --> 00:08:14,549 and I can help you with your long division. 112 00:08:15,560 --> 00:08:17,597 Mommy, Mommy, I want the funny looking cat! 113 00:08:20,160 --> 00:08:23,949 All right, Timmy, whatever you want! 114 00:08:24,040 --> 00:08:28,477 Hey! |.R. making better pet than idiot Weasel! 115 00:08:28,560 --> 00:08:30,312 Which one should I get, Mommy? 116 00:08:30,400 --> 00:08:32,960 Well, since you're such a good boy, 117 00:08:33,040 --> 00:08:36,078 I suppose ya can have 'em both! 118 00:08:41,720 --> 00:08:43,836 You're a boy! I'll call you Spot! 119 00:08:43,920 --> 00:08:45,274 An excellent name. 120 00:08:45,360 --> 00:08:47,271 And I'll call you Fat Head! 121 00:08:47,360 --> 00:08:50,716 You're a good boy, yes! 122 00:08:51,520 --> 00:08:54,239 I got a special treat in my pocket. 123 00:09:09,240 --> 00:09:10,514 Easy, stomach. 124 00:09:10,600 --> 00:09:13,035 Come on, Spot! Eat 'em up before they get cold! 125 00:09:13,680 --> 00:09:17,878 Oh, I'd rather have some Beluga Caviar, if you have some? 126 00:09:21,160 --> 00:09:23,310 I'm not really hungry right now. 127 00:09:25,760 --> 00:09:27,956 Maybe you could take us for a walk? 128 00:09:29,160 --> 00:09:30,230 Okay! 129 00:09:37,720 --> 00:09:39,393 Hey, boys, you want to play fetch? 130 00:09:39,480 --> 00:09:40,480 Do ya? Do ya? 131 00:09:40,560 --> 00:09:41,914 Ready? 132 00:09:42,520 --> 00:09:43,520 Fetch! 133 00:09:55,000 --> 00:09:55,831 Good one. 134 00:09:55,920 --> 00:09:57,991 You want to see a real trick? 135 00:10:13,640 --> 00:10:14,960 Tah-dah! 136 00:10:18,040 --> 00:10:22,079 I've built a Tesla Coil out of sticks, a few rocks and a squirrel. 137 00:10:22,160 --> 00:10:24,356 How many of your pets can do that? 138 00:10:27,800 --> 00:10:29,279 Gowl! 139 00:10:29,360 --> 00:10:33,354 A Tesla coil is an air-core resonate transformer capable of creating 140 00:10:33,440 --> 00:10:36,592 enormous voltages and colossal discharges. 141 00:10:37,840 --> 00:10:39,751 You are very cute and fuzzy. 142 00:10:41,920 --> 00:10:44,639 |.R. fetching stick. You see? 143 00:10:52,120 --> 00:10:53,997 Good job, Spot! 144 00:10:54,360 --> 00:10:56,192 Your turn to make potty, Fat Head! 145 00:10:56,280 --> 00:10:59,272 |.R. already making potty! 146 00:10:59,360 --> 00:11:01,636 See for yourself. 147 00:11:10,080 --> 00:11:11,195 Time for bed. 148 00:11:11,280 --> 00:11:12,280 But... 149 00:11:15,280 --> 00:11:16,350 Timmy? 150 00:11:16,440 --> 00:11:20,070 Weasels and Baboons can't survive under water. 151 00:11:21,560 --> 00:11:22,560 Good night. 152 00:11:35,160 --> 00:11:38,676 Oh, that Timmy good kid. 153 00:11:38,760 --> 00:11:39,318 Yeah. 154 00:11:39,400 --> 00:11:42,153 It's just a shame he doesn't like you as much as he likes me. 155 00:11:42,240 --> 00:11:43,674 What you mean? 156 00:11:43,760 --> 00:11:44,477 It's obvious. 157 00:11:44,560 --> 00:11:47,120 I'm well-groomed, I am fed regularly, 158 00:11:47,200 --> 00:11:48,520 and I was given this flea collar. 159 00:11:48,600 --> 00:11:50,876 Where as you are a mangy walking skeleton, 160 00:11:50,960 --> 00:11:53,679 who is virtually ridden with parasites. 161 00:11:54,640 --> 00:11:55,640 Good night. 162 00:11:58,040 --> 00:11:59,917 It's all true! 163 00:12:03,840 --> 00:12:06,229 Spot! Wake up! 164 00:12:06,560 --> 00:12:08,278 Fat Head ran away! 165 00:12:08,880 --> 00:12:10,109 Look! 166 00:12:10,440 --> 00:12:13,637 “Dear Timmy — LR. Running away... 167 00:12:13,880 --> 00:12:17,271 "forever because you loving Weasel more." 168 00:12:17,360 --> 00:12:19,397 Sweet mother of macaroni! 169 00:12:19,920 --> 00:12:21,638 His grammar is atrocious! 170 00:12:21,720 --> 00:12:22,596 Come, Timmy! 171 00:12:22,680 --> 00:12:25,274 There's only one place that runaway dogs end up. 172 00:12:30,280 --> 00:12:32,430 Yep, I remember him. 173 00:12:32,520 --> 00:12:35,319 Ugliest German Shepherd I ever saw. 174 00:12:35,400 --> 00:12:36,674 Stupid, too. 175 00:12:36,760 --> 00:12:38,558 Can I see him? Can I see him? 176 00:12:40,480 --> 00:12:42,039 I'm sorry, son. 177 00:12:42,120 --> 00:12:44,236 But after a dog's been here eight minutes, 178 00:12:44,320 --> 00:12:46,357 we send him to the glue factory. 179 00:12:46,440 --> 00:12:48,909 And he's been here nine minutes now. 180 00:12:49,320 --> 00:12:50,719 He's gone, son. 181 00:12:51,080 --> 00:12:54,436 Fat Head! 182 00:13:00,000 --> 00:13:01,479 There, there, Timmy. 183 00:13:01,560 --> 00:13:04,439 There are other baboons out there with bright red butts. 184 00:13:04,520 --> 00:13:06,238 You can just get a new one. 185 00:13:49,680 --> 00:13:51,830 Please ending oaf loon. 186 00:13:51,920 --> 00:13:56,118 |.R. humiliating enough for one day. 187 00:13:56,280 --> 00:13:57,429 Thank you.