1 00:00:00,160 --> 00:00:01,216 Mama had a Chickie. 2 00:00:01,240 --> 00:00:02,275 Mama had a Cow. 3 00:00:02,360 --> 00:00:04,829 Dad was proud, he didn't care how. 4 00:00:09,840 --> 00:00:10,840 Cow! 5 00:00:14,440 --> 00:00:15,555 Chicken! 6 00:00:18,960 --> 00:00:20,553 Cow and Chicken! 7 00:00:40,720 --> 00:00:43,314 All right, girl, power up! 8 00:00:43,400 --> 00:00:46,040 It is over, Dr. Hoseman! 9 00:00:46,480 --> 00:00:50,758 Funny, this show looks exactly like the backs of Cow and Chicken. 10 00:00:50,840 --> 00:00:51,955 Oh, hush, please? 11 00:00:52,040 --> 00:00:53,997 This is the pan where the Atomic School Girl... 12 00:00:54,080 --> 00:00:57,994 Commandos defeat Doctor Hoseman! 13 00:01:00,440 --> 00:01:01,760 Goodness! 14 00:01:02,600 --> 00:01:06,070 You know, this family needs a pet! 15 00:01:12,520 --> 00:01:14,796 Hey, where's Dad? 16 00:01:15,560 --> 00:01:18,154 I think he went to get you kids a pet! 17 00:01:18,720 --> 00:01:20,279 A Pet? 18 00:01:21,280 --> 00:01:22,156 Cool! 19 00:01:22,240 --> 00:01:26,552 Maybe it will be a big, slobberin' pit bull with three legs! 20 00:01:26,640 --> 00:01:29,075 And we could name it Tippy! 21 00:01:30,000 --> 00:01:31,911 Perhaps it will be a soft, 22 00:01:32,000 --> 00:01:38,997 sweet little field mouse whom I will love and hug and call Enrique! 23 00:01:40,400 --> 00:01:42,277 He's back! 24 00:01:51,000 --> 00:01:53,230 Stand back, kids! 25 00:01:56,800 --> 00:01:58,837 What is it? 26 00:02:00,160 --> 00:02:03,391 It ain't no puppy-Hey! 27 00:02:04,200 --> 00:02:07,591 His name's Ed. He's the best pet ever! 28 00:02:07,680 --> 00:02:10,911 He was on sale. And he's been spayed! 29 00:02:11,000 --> 00:02:12,513 Whatever that means. 30 00:02:14,760 --> 00:02:16,478 Oh, Dad! 31 00:02:16,560 --> 00:02:19,996 This is the dadliest thing you've ever done. 32 00:02:20,080 --> 00:02:22,071 Let's go out and celebrate! 33 00:02:22,160 --> 00:02:24,720 Yeah, baby! Yeah! 34 00:02:35,720 --> 00:02:40,590 Cow, get your ample frame off my hands. 35 00:02:50,960 --> 00:02:53,110 Oh, Big Brother! 36 00:02:55,480 --> 00:02:58,791 Our couch has been disemboweled! 37 00:02:58,880 --> 00:03:02,589 And now the TV is dead! 38 00:03:06,440 --> 00:03:11,037 It is upstairs now! He could be eating my Manure! 39 00:03:11,120 --> 00:03:13,509 The bear doll! That's it! 40 00:03:13,600 --> 00:03:16,752 I ain't |ettin' that thing, whatever it is, eat me! 41 00:03:16,840 --> 00:03:19,229 Oh, yeah, this oughta do the trick. 42 00:03:19,320 --> 00:03:21,755 Cow, you go stand at the foot of the stairs. 43 00:03:23,120 --> 00:03:26,954 Okay, when that thing shows his ugly mug again... 44 00:03:27,040 --> 00:03:27,711 Yeah? 45 00:03:27,800 --> 00:03:31,270 I'm gonna take this crow bar... Yeah? 46 00:03:31,360 --> 00:03:36,434 I'm gonna take this crow bar and I'm gonna pry this door open... 47 00:03:36,520 --> 00:03:40,309 then we run like we ain't never run before! 48 00:03:40,400 --> 00:03:41,400 Wait! 49 00:03:43,760 --> 00:03:44,955 What is it? 50 00:03:48,440 --> 00:03:49,350 What's a jackal? 51 00:03:49,440 --> 00:03:51,556 I think Ed is a jackal. 52 00:03:51,640 --> 00:03:52,994 Oh, look! 53 00:03:53,080 --> 00:03:55,469 "What to do if your jackal gets loose." 54 00:03:55,560 --> 00:03:57,676 Yeah, yeah, wait, wait, what=s it, what's it say? 55 00:03:57,880 --> 00:04:00,474 Step one. Panic. 56 00:04:01,800 --> 00:04:04,792 I'm there! Step two? 57 00:04:04,880 --> 00:04:08,874 Step two. There is no step two. 58 00:04:09,520 --> 00:04:15,835 Step three, dig a jackal pit using the enclosed jackal shovel. 59 00:04:17,080 --> 00:04:20,072 Oh, man! They gave us the wrong shovel! 60 00:04:20,400 --> 00:04:22,471 A koala shovel? 61 00:04:22,960 --> 00:04:25,031 Well, we will try it anyway. 62 00:04:29,480 --> 00:04:31,630 You can do it, Chicken! 63 00:04:32,920 --> 00:04:36,356 Dig like the wind, Big Brother! 64 00:04:37,080 --> 00:04:41,278 Step four, disguise your hole. 65 00:04:44,080 --> 00:04:45,400 Now what? 66 00:04:45,480 --> 00:04:47,630 Now we wait. 67 00:04:54,120 --> 00:04:55,713 A koala? 68 00:04:56,920 --> 00:04:59,150 Stupid Koala Shovel! 69 00:04:59,240 --> 00:05:02,676 Oh, whatever shall we do now? 70 00:05:05,440 --> 00:05:07,670 We're done for! 71 00:05:13,360 --> 00:05:17,513 It is but a miniature jackal! 72 00:05:23,920 --> 00:05:27,231 A vicious miniature jackal! 73 00:05:28,320 --> 00:05:30,914 We're doomed, Cow! It's over! 74 00:05:31,000 --> 00:05:33,958 It ain't over till the fat lady sings. 75 00:05:34,040 --> 00:05:37,874 Hey, I'm fat! And I can sing! 76 00:05:37,960 --> 00:05:41,715 Singing always soothes the savage beast. 77 00:05:42,160 --> 00:05:46,836 Oh, oh, oh, oh to joy, I am not boy! 78 00:05:46,920 --> 00:05:51,835 I have got a u-u-udder bigger than my brother. 79 00:05:51,920 --> 00:05:54,753 Oh my, your voice is so beautiful. 80 00:05:54,840 --> 00:05:59,277 Like the sound of a thousand songbirds backed by a full girlie man choir. 81 00:05:59,360 --> 00:06:02,910 You must be Ed. I am Cow. 82 00:06:03,000 --> 00:06:06,755 And this is my Big Brother, Chicken! 83 00:06:06,840 --> 00:06:08,035 Pleased to meet you both. 84 00:06:08,120 --> 00:06:12,000 Oh, pardon me, I must use the little cow's room. 85 00:06:13,640 --> 00:06:15,472 Cow! Come out and sing! 86 00:06:15,560 --> 00:06:18,518 Hey, the jackal's gone nuts again! 87 00:06:18,600 --> 00:06:22,833 Oh, sorry, but I am occupado. 88 00:06:25,400 --> 00:06:27,277 I wish I was a little bar of soap. 89 00:06:27,360 --> 00:06:29,112 Oh, I wish I was a little bar of soap. 90 00:06:29,200 --> 00:06:32,477 I'd go blah-blah-blah-blah-blah, oh baby, I'm excited. 91 00:06:32,560 --> 00:06:34,676 I wish I was a little bar of soap. 92 00:06:36,920 --> 00:06:38,115 Good. 93 00:06:43,600 --> 00:06:45,989 Oh, lookie! Adoggie! 94 00:06:46,080 --> 00:06:49,038 Come on, puppy! We ain't got no dog. 95 00:06:49,120 --> 00:06:51,157 You can live with us! 96 00:06:51,800 --> 00:06:53,518 He likes us! 97 00:06:53,600 --> 00:06:55,318 Oh, lucky day, Earl! 98 00:06:55,400 --> 00:06:58,631 We all got ourselves a little doggie!