1 00:00:00,120 --> 00:00:01,176 Mama had a Chickie. 2 00:00:01,200 --> 00:00:02,235 Mama had a Cow. 3 00:00:02,320 --> 00:00:04,789 Dad wad proud, he didn't care how. 4 00:00:09,800 --> 00:00:10,870 Cow! 5 00:00:14,400 --> 00:00:15,629 Chicken! 6 00:00:18,920 --> 00:00:20,479 Cow and Chicken! 7 00:00:46,560 --> 00:00:49,757 Oh, I am so embarrassed. 8 00:00:53,760 --> 00:00:55,671 A pricing gun? 9 00:00:57,480 --> 00:01:00,996 Imitation Pork Hinies, twenty-nine cents. 10 00:01:04,400 --> 00:01:07,233 Make that forty-five-ninety-nine. 11 00:01:07,320 --> 00:01:09,470 Oh, what you doing, Big Brother? 12 00:01:14,720 --> 00:01:17,792 Are you changing prices with a pricing gun? 13 00:01:18,160 --> 00:01:20,595 Oh, that is illegal! 14 00:01:25,240 --> 00:01:26,958 This is fun! 15 00:01:28,160 --> 00:01:32,836 I do not know if this is such a good idea, Chicken. 16 00:01:35,160 --> 00:01:38,551 My buns are only nineteen-cents? 17 00:01:38,640 --> 00:01:41,393 I am so cheap! 18 00:01:44,680 --> 00:01:47,433 Have price gun, will travel! 19 00:01:49,600 --> 00:01:52,558 My Big Brother is off his nut! 20 00:01:52,640 --> 00:01:58,795 Oh, panty hose! Into the basket with your friends! 21 00:02:01,080 --> 00:02:03,640 Sale on Red Guys, aisle five. 22 00:02:05,160 --> 00:02:06,912 What have we here? 23 00:02:07,000 --> 00:02:09,150 Ninety-nine cents? 24 00:02:09,240 --> 00:02:11,390 A deal! I'll take it! 25 00:02:13,120 --> 00:02:15,919 Glory! Something fat! 26 00:02:16,000 --> 00:02:17,798 I'll take this one, too! 27 00:02:19,960 --> 00:02:21,712 Checkout time! 28 00:02:23,080 --> 00:02:24,354 What kind of bags do you like? 29 00:02:24,440 --> 00:02:27,273 Oh, no need to get personal. 30 00:02:28,360 --> 00:02:31,910 Can of coffee, panty hose, panty hose, panty hose, 31 00:02:32,000 --> 00:02:34,799 chicken, panty hose, panty hose, panty hose, 32 00:02:34,880 --> 00:02:38,271 cow, panty hose, panty hose, panty hose. 33 00:02:38,360 --> 00:02:39,236 Hey, Mister? 34 00:02:39,320 --> 00:02:41,357 Do you wear all these panty hose? 35 00:02:41,600 --> 00:02:43,910 Why of course not! 36 00:02:44,720 --> 00:02:49,840 Why, they're pan of an ingenious system I use to filter my coffee! 37 00:02:50,080 --> 00:02:52,276 Why don't you just buy coffee filters? 38 00:02:52,520 --> 00:02:54,796 You mean they make those? 39 00:03:03,840 --> 00:03:06,753 We're home! 40 00:03:08,720 --> 00:03:10,313 Let's see. 41 00:03:10,400 --> 00:03:13,677 What am I gonna use these two things for? 42 00:03:14,560 --> 00:03:16,710 Oh, different. 43 00:03:17,120 --> 00:03:18,155 I know! 44 00:03:18,240 --> 00:03:22,359 Perhaps you can be a boa for when I go to the theater! 45 00:03:24,800 --> 00:03:26,029 Perhaps not. 46 00:03:26,120 --> 00:03:28,031 I know what you can be! 47 00:03:28,960 --> 00:03:31,873 No, thanks. I just had an apple on the train. 48 00:03:31,960 --> 00:03:33,030 Nah! 49 00:03:33,200 --> 00:03:35,032 Good day, boys and girls! 50 00:03:35,120 --> 00:03:39,318 The Pantless Chef will make cookies with a fat rolling pin! 51 00:03:43,920 --> 00:03:46,309 Well, how'd we do? 52 00:03:46,400 --> 00:03:48,994 No, no, no, no, no, no, this will never do. 53 00:03:49,080 --> 00:03:50,912 There's holes in my cookie dough. 54 00:03:51,000 --> 00:03:53,150 You're a lousy rolling pin! 55 00:03:53,280 --> 00:03:54,554 I've got to think. 56 00:03:54,640 --> 00:03:57,996 Think! Think! Think! 57 00:03:58,240 --> 00:04:02,029 I paid for 'em, what can I use 'em for? 58 00:04:02,120 --> 00:04:03,679 Hey, Meatball! 59 00:04:03,760 --> 00:04:06,229 Go like this... 60 00:04:07,120 --> 00:04:11,318 Good morning! Coffee, grandma? 61 00:04:11,400 --> 00:04:15,234 I'd bet you'd make a great coffee cup. 62 00:04:21,400 --> 00:04:23,357 It leaks. 63 00:04:24,280 --> 00:04:27,113 Somehow I sense that I'm getting angry. 64 00:04:27,760 --> 00:04:29,398 Thanks. 65 00:04:34,720 --> 00:04:37,553 Red Guy's gettin' kinda hungry! 66 00:04:37,760 --> 00:04:41,879 Perhaps I'll try out my new fat oven, which I bought. 67 00:04:42,600 --> 00:04:44,398 Hell-wo, oven. 68 00:04:44,480 --> 00:04:47,472 I got a little surprise for ya! Say "ah". 69 00:04:49,800 --> 00:04:52,633 Now to adjust the temperature. 70 00:04:55,560 --> 00:04:57,358 Come on, come on, cook, cook! 71 00:04:59,080 --> 00:05:04,029 Oh, Uncle Gerald, call the twins! I cooked for us! 72 00:05:06,400 --> 00:05:09,199 Excuse me while I go freshen up. 73 00:05:12,400 --> 00:05:15,870 Hey! You're not bad as a towel! 74 00:05:17,040 --> 00:05:19,714 I didn't brush my teeth this year! 75 00:05:19,800 --> 00:05:22,519 Guess what you get to be? 76 00:05:28,920 --> 00:05:31,116 I need a nice close shave! 77 00:05:40,760 --> 00:05:43,513 Can't you at least hum a little? 78 00:05:43,600 --> 00:05:45,477 Work with me here! 79 00:05:46,240 --> 00:05:49,915 That's it! Now my shaver's spittin' at me! 80 00:05:50,000 --> 00:05:52,799 I've been ripped off! You guys are useless! 81 00:05:52,880 --> 00:05:55,110 I'm taking you back to the store. 82 00:06:08,040 --> 00:06:10,031 Hey! What do you think you're doin'? 83 00:06:10,120 --> 00:06:12,555 Butt-walking to my car. Why? 84 00:06:12,640 --> 00:06:14,278 You didn't pay for yourself! 85 00:06:14,360 --> 00:06:16,636 Oh, but I'm not for sale! 86 00:06:16,720 --> 00:06:18,677 Oh-oh, yes ou are! 87 00:06:19,600 --> 00:06:21,477 You got a dollar twenty-nine? 88 00:06:22,560 --> 00:06:23,630 No. 89 00:06:23,720 --> 00:06:25,996 Must have left my wallet in my other pants. 90 00:06:30,760 --> 00:06:34,435 Man! I gotta take me one of these! 91 00:06:35,080 --> 00:06:36,878 Oh, how darling! 92 00:06:36,960 --> 00:06:39,918 A Cow and Chicken just like my Cow and Chicken! 93 00:06:40,440 --> 00:06:42,590 The kids will be so thrilled! 94 00:06:44,160 --> 00:06:47,073 Hey! | Paid 900d money for...! 95 00:06:47,160 --> 00:06:51,279 Now make yourself useful and brush my teeth! 96 00:06:54,680 --> 00:06:58,310 Please! Cut to commercial! 97 00:06:58,400 --> 00:06:59,196 Thanks. 98 00:06:59,280 --> 00:07:02,636 Now, brush! Don't forget to floss!