1 00:00:54,200 --> 00:00:56,430 Good morning, staff! 2 00:00:57,280 --> 00:00:58,918 It's me, your boss. 3 00:00:59,000 --> 00:01:02,959 I hope you all slept well last night and had a yummy breakfast. 4 00:01:03,040 --> 00:01:04,951 'Cause there's no lunch break today! 5 00:01:05,040 --> 00:01:06,872 Back to work you worthless worms. 6 00:01:14,840 --> 00:01:16,114 More pressure! 7 00:01:20,200 --> 00:01:23,397 Come on, ladies! Put some more muscle into it! 8 00:01:26,240 --> 00:01:28,470 I said red! Not blue! 9 00:01:37,000 --> 00:01:39,435 More disc-shafts, por favor! 10 00:01:40,600 --> 00:01:42,159 More doe-dads! 11 00:01:43,360 --> 00:01:44,998 More steam! 12 00:01:47,160 --> 00:01:48,878 You're fired! 13 00:01:52,560 --> 00:01:54,790 What are you lookin' at? 14 00:01:54,880 --> 00:01:56,473 Get back to work! 15 00:01:56,960 --> 00:01:58,359 Work faster! 16 00:01:59,280 --> 00:02:00,793 Faster! 17 00:02:01,960 --> 00:02:04,110 Faster, faster, faster! 18 00:02:04,840 --> 00:02:05,840 Faster! 19 00:02:06,280 --> 00:02:08,915 Faster! 20 00:02:19,920 --> 00:02:20,671 Dang. 21 00:02:20,760 --> 00:02:23,115 Your attention, ladies! 22 00:02:23,200 --> 00:02:28,434 Don't forget the surprise party tonight for our favorite boss. 23 00:02:28,520 --> 00:02:29,520 Me! 24 00:02:29,920 --> 00:02:34,391 Eight p.m. sharp. Right here in the conference room. 25 00:02:35,640 --> 00:02:37,995 And don't forget the presents. 26 00:02:38,080 --> 00:02:39,195 Over and out! 27 00:02:45,280 --> 00:02:47,032 A birthday boy add one more year. 28 00:02:47,120 --> 00:02:49,509 Oh, birthday boy with a big fat rear. 29 00:02:49,600 --> 00:02:52,399 Oh! A birthday boy with one more year. 30 00:02:52,480 --> 00:02:56,155 Birthday boy at one more year-year-year-year-boy. 31 00:02:56,240 --> 00:02:59,230 A birthday birthday... Yeah. 32 00:03:08,640 --> 00:03:11,837 Oh, the guests will be barging in any second! 33 00:03:24,920 --> 00:03:27,196 Barge on in, guests. 34 00:03:47,440 --> 00:03:49,351 Oh, did I hear something? 35 00:03:52,040 --> 00:03:53,599 Hide! Hide! 36 00:03:57,880 --> 00:04:00,269 Surprise! 37 00:04:00,360 --> 00:04:02,636 Oh, I don't believe it! 38 00:04:02,720 --> 00:04:05,234 Oh, I had no idea! 39 00:04:05,320 --> 00:04:08,597 Happy Birthday, Boss! 40 00:04:09,840 --> 00:04:10,557 For me? 41 00:04:10,640 --> 00:04:12,199 Oh, you shouldn't have. 42 00:04:12,280 --> 00:04:14,510 It's something you've always wanted. 43 00:04:15,160 --> 00:04:16,514 What is it? 44 00:04:17,880 --> 00:04:20,394 A Manure The Bear Doll! 45 00:04:20,480 --> 00:04:22,551 Would you care for a sodie pop? 46 00:04:22,840 --> 00:04:23,955 It's a little early. 47 00:04:24,040 --> 00:04:26,156 Oh, go on, go on, Biflhday Boy! 48 00:04:27,880 --> 00:04:29,200 Sodie POP? 49 00:04:31,680 --> 00:04:32,829 Sodie POP? 50 00:04:32,920 --> 00:04:35,150 Diet? Sure! 51 00:04:35,800 --> 00:04:38,235 Why don't I get my camera? 52 00:04:39,200 --> 00:04:44,070 Everybody ready? Say cheese! 53 00:05:06,720 --> 00:05:08,233 What is going on? 54 00:05:08,320 --> 00:05:12,029 Oh birthday boy add one more year! 55 00:05:12,760 --> 00:05:18,517 Oh birthday boy with a big fat rear! 56 00:05:18,600 --> 00:05:20,273 Oh, you shouldn't have. 57 00:05:21,720 --> 00:05:24,838 Yay! Oh, Ya!!! 58 00:05:26,840 --> 00:05:29,719 Oh, birthday boy add one more year! 59 00:05:29,800 --> 00:05:33,589 Oh birthday boy with a big fat rear! 60 00:05:35,960 --> 00:05:37,109 Almost time for work! 61 00:05:37,200 --> 00:05:40,272 Before I go, I would just like to thank... 62 00:05:40,560 --> 00:05:41,880 you all! 63 00:05:41,960 --> 00:05:45,191 I don't deserve friends like you! 64 00:05:47,360 --> 00:05:48,395 Bottoms up! 65 00:06:03,840 --> 00:06:07,196 Perhaps I've been wrong all these years treating my workers like mules. 66 00:06:07,280 --> 00:06:09,920 Maybe I'll turn over a new leaf. 67 00:06:10,200 --> 00:06:11,634 Maybe not! 68 00:06:16,520 --> 00:06:19,638 Get to work, you worthless bunch of slugs! 69 00:06:21,960 --> 00:06:25,237 I would personally like to thank Cow and Chicken for... 70 00:06:25,320 --> 00:06:30,474 giving me the opportunity for this tour de force, one man show. 71 00:06:30,560 --> 00:06:32,437 Mean it. Thanks! 72 00:06:35,600 --> 00:06:36,954 Ninety-nine, one-hundred. 73 00:06:37,040 --> 00:06:38,838 You know, a lot of people ask me, 74 00:06:38,920 --> 00:06:41,434 "Cow, how do you keep your muzzle so soft and supple?" 75 00:06:41,520 --> 00:06:44,831 Well, first I slather mayonnaise all over myself every night 76 00:06:44,920 --> 00:06:46,877 so I will be soft and kinda pinkish. 77 00:06:46,960 --> 00:06:48,951 And it makes my pin hairs stand out. 78 00:06:49,040 --> 00:06:52,510 And pickle slices are a must for my beauty sleep. 79 00:06:56,040 --> 00:06:58,600 You don't need pant for the victory dance, 80 00:06:58,680 --> 00:07:01,149 'cause Baboon's better than Weasel. 81 00:07:01,240 --> 00:07:04,119 LR. Baboon's a big star cartoon. 82 00:07:04,400 --> 00:07:06,038 I. M. Weasel! 83 00:07:10,600 --> 00:07:13,114 LR. Baboon reigns king of his mine, 84 00:07:13,200 --> 00:07:15,714 he's just a baboon with a wiggle behind. 85 00:07:15,800 --> 00:07:18,838 But round every comer he's likely to find... 86 00:07:18,920 --> 00:07:19,955 I. M. Weasel! 87 00:07:20,280 --> 00:07:21,280 I. M. Weasel! 88 00:07:21,720 --> 00:07:23,313 I. M. Weasel! 89 00:07:40,160 --> 00:07:42,834 Toe nail, toe nail on my toe, 90 00:07:42,920 --> 00:07:45,878 don't you wish your name was dough? 91 00:07:46,920 --> 00:07:49,116 |.R.'s so exciting! 92 00:07:49,200 --> 00:07:52,477 |.R. getting very first license! 93 00:07:53,880 --> 00:07:55,871 Get off my back, monkey! 94 00:07:56,400 --> 00:08:01,190 Off I get, if you want, woman big as elephant. 95 00:08:03,560 --> 00:08:04,560 Next. 96 00:08:08,760 --> 00:08:09,989 Are you next? 97 00:08:10,080 --> 00:08:12,913 No. LR. Baboon. 98 00:08:13,000 --> 00:08:14,798 LR. Here (or “sense, ma'am. 99 00:08:14,880 --> 00:08:17,269 Little squirrel so big as ham. 100 00:08:18,360 --> 00:08:20,033 Well, come along then. 101 00:08:26,920 --> 00:08:29,355 Well, shall we begin, Mr. Baboon? 102 00:08:35,760 --> 00:08:37,398 Show me a stop, please. 103 00:08:46,920 --> 00:08:51,118 Mr. Baboon, before we begin, what do we always do first? 104 00:08:52,360 --> 00:08:53,634 |.R. knowing that one! 105 00:08:53,720 --> 00:08:57,793 Adjust the mirror, fasten seat belt, butt warmer on! 106 00:09:01,240 --> 00:09:03,629 Good enough, Mr. Baboon. Let's begin. 107 00:09:07,880 --> 00:09:08,880 Sorry. 108 00:09:11,320 --> 00:09:13,596 - Prepare to... - Signaling before turn. 109 00:09:15,400 --> 00:09:18,040 Signals with butt watch for much! 110 00:09:20,480 --> 00:09:22,232 Okay. Signal right. 111 00:09:22,920 --> 00:09:25,275 Signal right takes half a sight. 112 00:09:25,800 --> 00:09:27,677 Signal left with lots of cheek. 113 00:09:27,760 --> 00:09:30,195 Signal right, |.R. no freak. 114 00:09:31,200 --> 00:09:32,349 Watch out! 115 00:09:35,800 --> 00:09:38,838 Dive, dive, easy as pie. 116 00:09:40,160 --> 00:09:43,755 Old lady, old lady, she is not afraid y. 117 00:09:43,840 --> 00:09:46,639 What's the deal with this rhyming monkey? 118 00:09:47,240 --> 00:09:49,117 |.R. rhyming all the timing. 119 00:09:49,200 --> 00:09:51,476 |.R. poet and |.R. know it! 120 00:09:53,280 --> 00:09:55,351 Just be quiet and drive, monkey. 121 00:09:57,080 --> 00:10:00,789 How do we safely deal with a bug on the windshield, Mr. Baboon? 122 00:10:01,960 --> 00:10:03,359 Good gravy! 123 00:10:03,440 --> 00:10:06,432 I strongly suggest you get back in the driver's seat. 124 00:10:18,920 --> 00:10:20,831 Oh, no! Oh, no! 125 00:10:23,080 --> 00:10:24,080 Hey! 126 00:10:24,720 --> 00:10:27,633 Mr. Baboon, this is not California. 127 00:10:32,200 --> 00:10:34,999 Moving car, head like jar! 128 00:10:36,280 --> 00:10:38,157 Shut up, ape! 129 00:10:49,280 --> 00:10:51,715 Oranges and flowers, buy some and go. 130 00:10:51,800 --> 00:10:53,598 Oranges and flowers. 131 00:10:57,360 --> 00:10:59,510 Oh, a poem. 132 00:10:59,600 --> 00:11:02,672 "Oranges is orange, flowers is sweet. 133 00:11:02,760 --> 00:11:06,310 |.R. Baboon say you got smelly feet." 134 00:11:07,760 --> 00:11:08,795 Tender. 135 00:11:11,240 --> 00:11:14,631 Orange for you, Mister Poo? 136 00:11:27,200 --> 00:11:29,794 No... problem-o! 137 00:11:38,120 --> 00:11:41,875 Lug nut, lug nut, |.R. have big red butt! 138 00:11:41,960 --> 00:11:44,474 Fixing flat is what I do. 139 00:11:44,560 --> 00:11:47,837 Now I done. Your name is Sue. 140 00:11:51,440 --> 00:11:55,798 |.R. thinking never see, pretty something like a tree. 141 00:11:57,760 --> 00:12:01,196 Love is like road going in two directions. 142 00:12:04,800 --> 00:12:06,359 What they doing? 143 00:12:15,320 --> 00:12:20,394 Bubbly, bubbly on the car, make it so, |.R., don't say far! 144 00:12:23,800 --> 00:12:27,589 Yeah. My sticky candy stick in teeth like sticky stuff. 145 00:12:27,680 --> 00:12:29,159 Is it time to think about teeth? 146 00:12:29,240 --> 00:12:30,469 Mr. Baboon! 147 00:12:37,440 --> 00:12:38,440 Oh, my- 148 00:12:41,360 --> 00:12:45,274 Going up like a bee in the sea. 149 00:13:08,920 --> 00:13:12,311 I am sorry, Mr. Baboon. You failed. 150 00:13:12,400 --> 00:13:15,791 You can't qualify for a driver's license in this state. 151 00:13:16,640 --> 00:13:19,473 You was giving |.R. test for driving license? 152 00:13:19,560 --> 00:13:23,474 |.R. come to get poetic license. 153 00:13:25,480 --> 00:13:27,039 Poetic license? 154 00:13:27,120 --> 00:13:30,351 Weasel, Weasel, burning bright. 155 00:13:30,800 --> 00:13:32,234 Nurse? 156 00:13:32,320 --> 00:13:33,071 Help! 157 00:13:33,160 --> 00:13:34,389 Nurse! 158 00:13:34,840 --> 00:13:40,074 Furry tale and candy eyes, something something Weasel pies! 159 00:13:40,160 --> 00:13:43,312 Happy to you, |.R. say happy to you. 160 00:13:45,560 --> 00:13:46,834 Okay, you pass! 161 00:13:46,920 --> 00:13:49,116 Here's your license! Just leave me alone! 162 00:13:49,200 --> 00:13:51,350 But |.R. having more! Listen! 163 00:13:51,440 --> 00:13:53,397 Weasel, Weasel, you is small. 164 00:13:53,480 --> 00:13:56,233 You is about one feet tall.