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Mama had a Chickie.

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Mama had a Cow.

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Dad was proud,
he didn't care how.

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Cow!

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Chicken!

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Cow and Chicken!

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Hey!

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There's still five
seconds left of school,

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so pay attention, you
little bandless worms!

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Don't forget the
big test tomorrow!

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We'd better get home and
prepare for the test tomorrow!

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Right, big brother?

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I ain't worried about no test.

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I'll study for it later.

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I'll study it later.

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I'll study it later.

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Later, I will be stud yin'.

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Pull!

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Soon, I also
will be stud yin'...

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Wake up, big brother!
Time for school!

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Say good morning to Chicken,
Crabs, Piles and Manure.

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Good morning, Chicken.

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It's morning?

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Come on, Chicken!
Rise and shiny!

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We've got a big test today!

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The test?

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Oh, man! I forgot to study!

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Oh, I think I'm gonna be sick.

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That's it!

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I'm sick! I can't go
to school if I am sick.

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Hurry, Chicken!
You'll miss the bus!

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What is it, son?

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I cannot go to no school today.

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I'm dyin' of chicken pox.

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Now, that's impossible, son.

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'Cause you already had chicken
pox when you were a chick.

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The same time Cow had cow pox!

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Oh, Mom?

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Mom, I cannot go to no school!

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I have a crack in my spleen!

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Oh, come on, son!

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A cracked spleen is the
oldest cliche in the book!

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Nice try, Chicken.

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Salmonella?

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Yeah, yeah, that's it!

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I am racked with salmonella!

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You guys left me out all night!

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You can't do that with
chicken, you know?

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We're not buying this, son.

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Nothin's workin'. I am
really gettin' steamed!

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Steamed?

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Oh, that's it! That's it!

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Look, Mom and Dad!

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I am burnin' up!
I've gotta fever!

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Yep!

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Chicken may be
running a temperature.

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I'll get the thermometer.

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But I...

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I gotta heat this up somehows.

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Normal!

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It's working!

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Mom! Dad!

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Coming, Chicken!

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Let's check your temperature!

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It reads two hundred
and twelve degrees!

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Dad? Chicken's done!

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That temperature
is a little high.

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We'd better call
the pediatrician.

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Did someone say pediatrician?

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Dr. Lackslacks,
at your servicio.

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Our son has a fever.
Could you look at him?

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Okay. I'm looking. Now what?

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Could you suggest a remedy?

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You want a remedy?

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Well, of course!

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Starve a cold, feed a fever.

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You two are still young.
You can have another kid.

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Just joking!

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A apple a day keeps
the crabs away.

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Got any crabs? It works!

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Head massage!

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Be brave, mama.

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The good doctor's
gonna save our baby.

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Hey, what's that for, doc?

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Just shaving your
arm. Is that a crime?

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Oh, I don't like it.

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What's the matter,
Dr. Lackslacks?

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Your waddle. I
just don't like it.

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Too small. Sorry
about your head!

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Our son's head is too small?

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He didn't take after me!

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I've got one more thing to try.

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But I can't remember what it is.

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But it has something to do
with your head and this saw!

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But I can't remember.

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Oh, it'll come to me!

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All right! All right!

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I was f akin'! I'm
not really sick!

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Well, that's okay.
I was faking, too!

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I'm not really a doctor.

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Let's just call it even.

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Bye-bye, ladies!
I'll bill ya later!

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I know a naughty chicken
who's going to school.

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Have a nice day, honey!

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Oh, man! I should'a
studied for that test.

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Hey, wait a minute! I'm late!

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Oh, the test is probably over!

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How was it, Cow?

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Yummy!

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Chicken, too bad you
missed the chocolate test.

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It was great!

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Don't worry, Chicken! You
can take the makeup test!

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I can?

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Yeah. They're waitin' for
ya right through that door.

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Hello, Chicken.

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We're from the fish
and ice cream institute.

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You're just in time
to test our "trout split."

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Want to know the moral?

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Don't cut chocolate class.

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Here! Have a bass shake.