1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:01,035 Mama had a Chickie. 2 00:00:01,120 --> 00:00:02,235 Mama had a Cow. 3 00:00:02,320 --> 00:00:04,834 Dad was proud, he didn't care how. 4 00:00:09,880 --> 00:00:10,880 Cow! 5 00:00:14,480 --> 00:00:15,595 Chicken! 6 00:00:18,960 --> 00:00:20,553 Cow and Chicken! 7 00:00:40,040 --> 00:00:43,271 The Red Zone is for loading and unloading only. 8 00:00:43,360 --> 00:00:46,193 Here you go, honey! Out of the car! 9 00:00:46,560 --> 00:00:48,915 Hey, watch the plumage! 10 00:00:49,000 --> 00:00:51,799 You kids have fun in Brunei! 11 00:00:51,880 --> 00:00:53,996 See you in three months! 12 00:00:55,160 --> 00:00:57,800 Big brother! Oh, I am so excited! 13 00:00:57,880 --> 00:01:00,713 We get to fly on an air-ee-o-plane! 14 00:01:00,800 --> 00:01:03,155 All by ourselves! 15 00:01:07,400 --> 00:01:08,674 Crash. 16 00:01:14,960 --> 00:01:18,999 Oh, hello. Is this the train to Brunei? 17 00:01:19,080 --> 00:01:22,436 Train? We are goin' on an airplane, Cow! 18 00:01:22,520 --> 00:01:24,636 Here are your boarding passes. 19 00:01:25,600 --> 00:01:27,079 Thank you. 20 00:01:29,520 --> 00:01:33,229 Flying! Flying! Flying fairy princess! 21 00:01:33,320 --> 00:01:35,675 Geez! Fl yin' ain't no big... 22 00:01:36,360 --> 00:01:39,557 Carry-ens and Chickens go through the X-ray machine. 23 00:01:41,160 --> 00:01:42,912 Hey! Enough already! 24 00:01:43,000 --> 00:01:46,436 My waddle is very sensitive to radiation! 25 00:01:56,400 --> 00:01:58,516 You got keys in your pockets? 26 00:01:59,360 --> 00:02:02,751 I'm sorry. But I do not have pockets. 27 00:02:03,280 --> 00:02:05,157 Any loose change? 28 00:02:07,120 --> 00:02:11,034 I always keep an emergency piggy bank in my forward stomach... 29 00:02:11,120 --> 00:02:12,872 for emergencies. 30 00:02:13,800 --> 00:02:15,950 I do that, too. Move along. 31 00:02:16,040 --> 00:02:17,474 Flight four-fifty-seven for... 32 00:02:17,560 --> 00:02:19,358 Oh, we must hurry! 33 00:02:19,440 --> 00:02:21,351 Gate thirty-three and a half. 34 00:02:24,200 --> 00:02:26,077 I think it's that way. 35 00:02:27,120 --> 00:02:27,951 Excuse me! 36 00:02:28,040 --> 00:02:31,590 Oh, sorry! Pardon! Terribly sorry! 37 00:02:31,760 --> 00:02:35,640 Oh, boy! Oh, boy! This is our plane! 38 00:02:37,120 --> 00:02:40,238 It is beau-mooo-tifu|! 39 00:02:42,640 --> 00:02:45,234 I'm gonna get you, Chicken! 40 00:02:48,440 --> 00:02:50,477 What are you doing, big brother? 41 00:02:50,640 --> 00:02:53,473 The plane! The big... 42 00:02:57,800 --> 00:03:02,033 Oh, big brother, are you afraid of flying? 43 00:03:02,480 --> 00:03:06,713 That plane wants to eat me! I ain't goin'! 44 00:03:06,800 --> 00:03:08,880 Flight one-two-three-four-five-six- oh-Pi-R-S quared, 45 00:03:08,920 --> 00:03:10,593 now departing for Brunei! 46 00:03:10,680 --> 00:03:12,159 All aboard! 47 00:03:12,240 --> 00:03:14,709 Planes do not eat chickens. Let's go! 48 00:03:15,680 --> 00:03:19,639 Hello! I'm Bunny, your flight attendant. 49 00:03:20,360 --> 00:03:23,512 Isn't this a great day to be hurled through the air... 50 00:03:23,600 --> 00:03:25,398 twenty-three billion feet above the earth 51 00:03:25,480 --> 00:03:28,950 with only a very very thin shell of aluminum between you 52 00:03:29,040 --> 00:03:32,670 and a ten minute screaming drop to an abrupt stop? 53 00:03:36,120 --> 00:03:37,474 Geez! 54 00:03:37,560 --> 00:03:39,278 Oh, what's the matter little chicken? 55 00:03:39,360 --> 00:03:41,271 Is this section to cramped for ya? 56 00:03:41,920 --> 00:03:43,911 Oh, really? 57 00:03:44,000 --> 00:03:45,832 Well, this is first class! 58 00:03:45,920 --> 00:03:48,275 And you're in last class! 59 00:03:49,160 --> 00:03:50,878 Please take your seats! 60 00:03:51,680 --> 00:03:53,557 Oh, pardon me! Excuse me! 61 00:03:53,640 --> 00:03:55,438 Oh, I'm terribly sorry. 62 00:04:08,760 --> 00:04:10,671 We're moving! 63 00:04:10,760 --> 00:04:12,433 Safety drill. 64 00:04:12,520 --> 00:04:15,717 In case of a water landing, do this: 65 00:04:24,440 --> 00:04:26,078 How was that big brother? 66 00:04:26,160 --> 00:04:30,552 In case of a jagged mountain landing, do this. 67 00:04:30,640 --> 00:04:36,797 Ooo-ah-ooo-ah-oh-ho! 68 00:04:38,160 --> 00:04:39,912 What was that sound? 69 00:04:41,520 --> 00:04:43,557 I think we just took off. 70 00:04:44,760 --> 00:04:46,353 Oh, what's wrong? 71 00:04:46,440 --> 00:04:49,671 A little 'chicken' about flying, are we? 72 00:04:51,000 --> 00:04:52,559 Oh, Bunny! 73 00:04:52,640 --> 00:04:55,871 When do we get to dine on delicious air-o-plane food? 74 00:05:00,120 --> 00:05:01,793 Oh, here it comes! 75 00:05:03,280 --> 00:05:05,840 Oh, here she comes. 76 00:05:06,920 --> 00:05:09,719 Oh, I bet that it's candied steak! 77 00:05:10,800 --> 00:05:13,519 She's almost here. 78 00:05:17,400 --> 00:05:21,553 Our special today... 'Owl.' 79 00:05:23,040 --> 00:05:25,998 Oh, I think I'm gonna be sick. 80 00:05:33,800 --> 00:05:35,916 I smell turbulence! 81 00:05:36,000 --> 00:05:39,072 Oh, yay! This should be fun! 82 00:05:39,160 --> 00:05:41,834 Hang on tight, ladies! 83 00:05:49,440 --> 00:05:53,559 Oh yes, turbulence should be coming any second now. 84 00:05:58,560 --> 00:05:59,709 I'm okay. 85 00:05:59,800 --> 00:06:02,679 A little turbulence never killed nobody. 86 00:06:04,320 --> 00:06:06,357 Turbulence! 87 00:06:07,880 --> 00:06:10,998 How come I do not get turbulence as well? 88 00:06:16,600 --> 00:06:19,353 Good morning, this is your Captain speaking. 89 00:06:19,440 --> 00:06:23,149 We've taxied into position and we're ready to take off. 90 00:06:23,240 --> 00:06:24,389 Take off? 91 00:06:25,560 --> 00:06:26,959 Take off? 92 00:06:29,080 --> 00:06:30,832 We ain't even off the ground yet? 93 00:06:30,920 --> 00:06:33,389 That's it! I'm outta here! 94 00:06:34,400 --> 00:06:36,550 Freedom! 95 00:06:40,520 --> 00:06:42,591 The Chicken In Engine Light is on. 96 00:06:42,680 --> 00:06:45,320 Well, I know what we're havin' for lunch. 97 00:06:45,400 --> 00:06:48,040 You know, kiddies, there is a moral here. 98 00:06:48,120 --> 00:06:50,077 Oh, there is? 99 00:06:50,160 --> 00:06:53,152 Yes. Crime doesn't pay! 100 00:06:53,520 --> 00:06:55,431 I do not understand. 101 00:06:55,520 --> 00:06:57,796 I didn't say it was a good moral.