1 00:00:00,080 --> 00:00:01,080 Mama had a Chickie. 2 00:00:01,160 --> 00:00:02,355 Mama had a Cow. 3 00:00:02,440 --> 00:00:04,954 Dad was proud, he didn't care how. 4 00:00:09,840 --> 00:00:10,910 COW! 5 00:00:14,480 --> 00:00:15,515 Chicken! 6 00:00:19,040 --> 00:00:20,599 Cow and Chicken! 7 00:00:40,760 --> 00:00:44,799 Well, ain't it just a lovely day? 8 00:00:44,880 --> 00:00:46,393 0h, yeah! 9 00:00:47,240 --> 00:00:50,517 No one can stop Marion the Sailor! 10 00:00:51,600 --> 00:00:52,715 Crash! 11 00:00:52,960 --> 00:00:56,078 No one except Action Abe Lincoln! 12 00:00:56,160 --> 00:00:58,197 With Kung Fu lips! 13 00:00:58,280 --> 00:01:00,237 Take this, Lincoln! 14 00:01:02,360 --> 00:01:04,670 Feel my wrath, Sailor Boy! 15 00:01:05,560 --> 00:01:06,630 | 9°! Yous! 16 00:01:06,720 --> 00:01:07,915 No way! 17 00:01:10,720 --> 00:01:12,393 Hello, Sailor. 18 00:01:12,480 --> 00:01:14,551 Oh, hello, Mr. Lincoln. 19 00:01:14,640 --> 00:01:17,029 Would you care to join me for tea? 20 00:01:17,480 --> 00:01:18,629 Hey, Cow? 21 00:01:18,720 --> 00:01:20,313 Yes, Big Brother? 22 00:01:20,400 --> 00:01:22,710 Do you know what this is? 23 00:01:23,440 --> 00:01:25,272 That's your dolly. 24 00:01:25,640 --> 00:01:28,712 No. This is a action figure. 25 00:01:29,560 --> 00:01:32,279 And action figures don't drink tea. 26 00:01:32,360 --> 00:01:33,759 So beat it! 27 00:01:36,880 --> 00:01:39,030 Hey! There's Earl! 28 00:01:40,440 --> 00:01:41,714 What's up, Earl? 29 00:01:41,800 --> 00:01:44,633 Look what I got for my birthday! 30 00:01:45,520 --> 00:01:48,399 It can't be! Oh, my gosh! 31 00:01:48,880 --> 00:01:53,317 It's the new Sergeant Weenie Arms action figure! 32 00:01:53,400 --> 00:01:57,917 With neutron bomb, flank steak and night vision goggles! 33 00:02:01,560 --> 00:02:03,278 Hey! 34 00:02:03,680 --> 00:02:05,910 Y'all know what I heard? 35 00:02:06,040 --> 00:02:10,034 I heard that Sergeant Weenie Arms is real! 36 00:02:10,120 --> 00:02:12,555 A real guy! 37 00:02:12,640 --> 00:02:15,951 Nah. I heard he's just your dad dressed up in a costume. 38 00:02:16,040 --> 00:02:17,040 No way! 39 00:02:17,120 --> 00:02:19,999 The back of the package says he is real! 40 00:02:20,080 --> 00:02:22,310 It also says we can meet him, 41 00:02:22,400 --> 00:02:24,960 and become full-fledged Weenie Marines! 42 00:02:25,040 --> 00:02:29,796 All we gotta do is dress in official Weenie Trooper Action Gear, 43 00:02:29,880 --> 00:02:35,432 and go to Dead Skull Cave and read the Weenie Chant! 44 00:02:36,040 --> 00:02:38,554 Dead Skull Cave? 45 00:02:44,200 --> 00:02:46,999 This is so scary! 46 00:02:52,120 --> 00:02:53,758 This looks like the place. 47 00:02:53,840 --> 00:02:55,592 Let's get to work. 48 00:02:59,480 --> 00:03:03,838 Now, I shall recite the Weenie Chant! 49 00:03:04,440 --> 00:03:11,517 "Umm claw too verada wee num!" 50 00:03:17,880 --> 00:03:21,714 Give me that! You is readin' it wrongly! 51 00:03:24,000 --> 00:03:27,994 "Clem toe needle ing twee dum!" 52 00:03:30,840 --> 00:03:34,276 Hey'. Haws weenie is upside down'.! 53 00:03:36,680 --> 00:03:39,320 All right. One more time. 54 00:03:39,400 --> 00:03:43,473 "Clem toe booga boo wee num!" 55 00:03:55,720 --> 00:03:58,519 Sergeant Weenie Arms! 56 00:03:58,600 --> 00:04:00,557 Boys! Fall in! 57 00:04:01,680 --> 00:04:02,680 All right! 58 00:04:02,720 --> 00:04:06,395 I'm gonna turn you fashion models into Weenie Marines! 59 00:04:06,480 --> 00:04:11,156 Now, get down on your fat little bellies and give me twenty! 60 00:04:11,840 --> 00:04:13,797 This is so cool! 61 00:04:15,640 --> 00:04:18,917 Yeah! Cool! 62 00:04:20,320 --> 00:04:22,709 First, you must complete the shaving ritual! 63 00:04:22,800 --> 00:04:26,873 I want each of you girls to pick up one of these smooth river rocks! 64 00:04:45,040 --> 00:04:47,350 This is not a cappuccino break! 65 00:04:47,440 --> 00:04:51,832 I told you prom queens to get some river rocks! 66 00:04:56,200 --> 00:04:59,318 All right. Now, shave with it! 67 00:05:00,800 --> 00:05:04,873 Wouldn't it be easier to shave with a sharp rock? 68 00:05:05,360 --> 00:05:07,874 Sharp rocks are for non-men. 69 00:05:08,320 --> 00:05:11,517 Do you want to be a non-man? 70 00:05:11,600 --> 00:05:14,035 I don't think so! 71 00:05:21,960 --> 00:05:22,995 All right, men. 72 00:05:23,080 --> 00:05:26,789 Your next mission is to chop down that cave tree. 73 00:05:28,600 --> 00:05:30,671 With your faces! 74 00:05:31,280 --> 00:05:33,840 Ready? Chop! 75 00:05:35,080 --> 00:05:36,309 Pick up the pace! 76 00:05:36,400 --> 00:05:40,519 Do you hacking grandmas wanna be Weenie Marines or not? 77 00:05:42,080 --> 00:05:44,071 Good job, men! 78 00:05:45,680 --> 00:05:47,830 Let's hit the sack! You've earned it! 79 00:05:49,640 --> 00:05:52,109 Reveille at oh-four-hundred! 80 00:06:03,840 --> 00:06:05,239 Ten-hum! 81 00:06:06,120 --> 00:06:08,475 On your feet, you pastry chefs! 82 00:06:08,560 --> 00:06:10,437 Congratulations, ladies! 83 00:06:10,520 --> 00:06:13,956 You are now full-fledged Weenie Marines! 84 00:06:14,040 --> 00:06:15,872 This is so cool! 85 00:06:18,400 --> 00:06:20,311 Those are my boys! 86 00:06:23,400 --> 00:06:25,596 You've done me proud! 87 00:06:26,480 --> 00:06:28,437 Action Figures! 88 00:06:29,480 --> 00:06:33,553 Hey! A Pencil-Neck Sissy Doll? 89 00:06:33,640 --> 00:06:34,675 That's right! 90 00:06:34,760 --> 00:06:38,879 Real Weenie Marines aren't afraid to play with sissy dolls! 91 00:06:43,320 --> 00:06:47,109 Oh, would you care for more tea, Pencil-Neck Sissy? 92 00:06:47,200 --> 00:06:48,759 Oh, yes! Please, Crabs! 93 00:06:51,880 --> 00:06:58,752 You know, I think that Sergeant Weenie-ums is full of bologna.