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Mama had a Chickie.
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Mama had a Cow.
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Dad was proud,
he didn't care how.
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COW!
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Chicken!
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Cow and Chicken!
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Oh,
one-thousand-five-hundred-and-six.
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One-thousand-five-hundred-and-seven.
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Fifteen-thousand-seven-hundred-and-twelve.
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Sixty-two.
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What are you doin', Cow?
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I am playing "Count
The Snowflakes"!
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Seventy-five-gazillion-and-nine.
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Why did I ask?
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You know, Mama?
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Drivin' in the snow with you and
the kids brings out the man in me!
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My turn to drive!
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Oh, dear!
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Look at that poor fat kid in the
middle of winter with no pants!
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Maybe he's European!
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Where you headed, stranger?
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Home?
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What a coincidence!
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That's just where we're going!
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You can ride with us.
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HOP in!
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You know, Dad?
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That Red Kid fits right in.
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He's like the big, fat,
red son we never had.
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I'd like some more
Pork Flakes, Dad!
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You appetite is so much
better than those other two kids.
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The Chicken and the Cow.
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Thanks loads, Dad.
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Mom and Dad, when
is he gonna go home?
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He is home!
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What are ya? Jealous?
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Quick, Mom! Would
you look at this?
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Our heavyset Red
Kid's mowing the snow!
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I could count the times Cow
and Chicken did that on one foot!
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I have a feeling that this son
will make us proud, Mama.
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Oh, it's you, son!
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Why look, Mom.
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Our Red Son brought
us the newspaper.
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That's a good boy!
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You're the best son ever!
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And then the three little bacon
steaks were put in the oven,
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and baked at three-fifty,
smothered in chocolate.
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The end.
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Oh, that was beautiful!
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Read me another story.
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Cow never reads to me from
the Cook Book from anymore.
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Oh, anything for you, Mom.
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It's time for “The
Manure The Bear Show.“
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Oh, goodie! Oh,
my favorite show!
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Hey! Down in front!
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How do you expect
your new brother to see
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what he's changing channels to?
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"The Moon Channel"?
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It's my favorite.
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We gave you the top bunk 'cause
you're tops in our hearts, son.
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You're too kind!
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I don't think I
like this, Chicken.
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Yeah. Me, neither.
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He's stealin' Mom and
Dad's infections from us.
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Sleeping like a rock already!
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Shaving already?
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How old are you, Son?
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Eleven.
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Aren't ya kinda big for eleven?
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I'm big boned!
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Big feet and big
noses run in my family.
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That's the bus!
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Hurry, Son, or
you're gonna be late!
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Have a nice day at school, Son!
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Bye, you other two guys.
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Golly, we're going to have so
much fun, Brother and Sister!
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What's so funny,
you little... All right!
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Who beaned me in the mellon?
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COW? Chicken?
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Extra homework for
both of you knuckleheads!
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Hey, small sickly
kid! I'll play ya.
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Oh, the pain. Mother.
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Oh, I think that big boned red
boy is really a big, fat, bad man.
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Oh, that's it, Cow!
He's not a boy at all!
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He's a grown man!
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And we gotta prove
it to Mom and Dad!
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We are so proud
of you! All "F's"!
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I just bet them "F's" stand
for "fat" and "fantastic"!
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You know, Cow and Chicken
never got straight "F's"!
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This is the second
happiest day of my life.
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What's the first
happiest day, Dad?
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Why, the day you
came into our lives, Son.
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Full Moon Club.
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The Pantyhose of the Month Card.
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Bihgq!
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Mom and Dad!
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This pantsless kid
has a driver's license!
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A driver's license?
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You mean he's a man?
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Well, I... You know
what this means, Dad?
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You wait right here, Red.
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You is in big trouble, pal!
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They are on to yous!
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Your scam has been revealed!
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I can't take it!
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Nothing is worth this agony!
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I'm a fraud! No one likes me!
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I'll never ride on
the float at the Prom!
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It's manhood time,
throw out your pretty lace.
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It's manhood time, have
a pork butt in your face.
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Hey! Where did he go?
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We just wanted to
celebrate his manhood-ness.
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I think manhood
scared the pants off him.
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Well, where y'all
headed, stranger?
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Home?
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What a coincidence!
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That's we are goin'.