Hey, Dad! That was the best part!
I don't want you kids havin' nightmares.
Time for bed.
Sleepy! Sleepy! Sleepy fairy princess!
Geesh!
Okay, kids. Under the covers now.
No more scary movies before bedtime.
Would you like me to leave the light on, Chicken?
Nah, that's okay. You can turn it off.
I can plug in the night light if you're afraid, sweetheart.
Oh, no thank you, Mom. I am not afraid.
We can leave the door ajar, and the hall light on.
So, if you have a bad dream, you can...
Mom, Dad? It's okay!
Oh, we are not scared of the dark.
Oh, mother, where did we go wrong?
Was it something we did?
What's to become of our children if they're not afraid of the dark?
They... they... they could be eaten by monsters!
The Boogey Man could get them!
Werewolves could carry them away!
Okay, you two, out of bed, right now!
Hup! Hup! Hup! Hup! Hup! Hup!
One, two. One, two. One, two!
Here, Dad!
We can check the Yellow Pages under "Terror"!
Let's see...
Sailcats. Sponges. Tapeworms. Tongues. Terror.
See “Fez-n”.
Pharmacies. Fatness. Femininity. Forgeries. Fear!
"The High Knee Institute",
run by renowned child psychologist Dr. Lackslacks.
If we can't scare your kids into some sort of long-term phobia,
then it's your money back.
"House calls twenty-four hours a day."
That's it!
Just the thing for night terrors!
I'm gonna call right now!
What's that number, Momma?
One-eight-hundred, five-five-five, no pants!
P-A-N-T-S.
Oh, look, Dad! Se habla espanol.
Great!
Hello. Could I speak to...
Dr. Lackslacks at your service.
All right! Where's the patient?
So, you're the fearless little lady, then?
But, Dr. Lackslacks...
In that case, you wouldn't mind if I put...
this... in her underwear drawer?
Help! It's after me!
Please save me! It's gonna eat me alive!
Cut! Cut!
Is it dead?
Yes, but, Dr. Lackslacks, it's our children who need your help.
Why yes, of course. No charge for the wife.
Well, their scare reflexes seem to be working fine.
What happened? What's going on?
Heart rate seems normal.
Blood pressure.. A-okay.
Is everything all right, Dr. Lackslacks?
So, you brave little boys and girls,
tell the doctor what you see in the picture.
There's a stupid flower.
Next! A fish.
Next?
A vampire.
Vampire?
Next!
A ghost!
Next!
That's your butt!
It's not hopeless, is it, Doctor?
There is something you can do, isn't there?
Oh, yes. But it's very serious.
We must act quickly!
I would like to go to bed now, please.
Bed! Bed! Bed! Bed!
Now, are you comfortable?
Let's see how brave you really are, hm?
Oh, I am tired. I want to go to sleep.
Be careful!
There's a scary monster in that window!
No, that is my vanity mirror.
There.
The monster is all gone.
Get back to bed!
Now Cow, be a good girl for the doctor.
So, you're not afraid of the dark, huh?
Well, let's just see what happens...
when the lights go out!
Boys and girls, have you checked the dark corners of your bedroom?
That's where the Boogey Man likes to hide.
Oh, Dad! Oh, he's just so adorable!
He's afraid of everything!
My sight is impaired!
Let's adopt this grown man right now!
Mom? Dad? Please, can we go to bed now?
Is it safe to come out?
There are lots of dust balls under our bed.
Dust balls?
Get 'em off! Get 'em off! Get 'em off!
Stop it, will ya, Cow?
You know, Momma?
Adopting Dr. Lackslacks was the best idea
I've had since becoming a man!
I'm gonna fall! I'm gonna fall!
Man!
It does my heart good to see such fear!
Now our family is complete!
Well, I guess this is the end.
It's the end!
Finito! The end, I tell you!
We're all going to... nibble the dust!
He's afraid!
This is the happiest day of my life!
Oh, mine, too!
Oh, please end this film and put me out of my misery!
Hey, kids?
Isn't Oregon the most beautiful place?
Oh, Spain! Next exit!
Cool! Bull fights!
Oh, this is bad!
It ain't as bad as the sewers of Paris back at the France exit.
You don't need pants for the victory dance,
'cause Baboon's better than Weasel.
I.R. Baboon's a big star of cartoon.
I. M. Weasel!
I.R. Baboon reigns king in his mind,
he's just baboon with a wiggle behind.
But round every comer he's likely to find...
|.M. Weasel!
Fire!
Thanks, Fire Dog!
Time to put out another fire, Fire Dog.
|.M. Weasel!
Knock, knock. It's the fifteenth of the month.
Got my check cashed.
Want to buy some crackers.
Oh, glory! Got my crackers!
Now my three darling kids will eat!
Freddie, Junior, Marie, Junior, and little Wormy, Junior!
Fire! The building's on fire!
Jump! I'll catch you!
Where are everybody going?
Fire! Fire! Fire! Fire!
LR. Must save crackers!
The humanity! Save me!
Then save Freddie, Junior, Marie, Junior and Wormy, Junior!
But save me first!
Jump, lady! I'll catch... Oh, my...
Oh, you wonderful gorilla! You saved me!
Yay! LR. Baboon!
How does it feel to be a big hero, Mr. Baboon?
|.R. big hero?
I.R. big hero! I.R. big hero!
This man is no hero!
He's been selling crackers illegally for years!
Baboon would never do that!
He's so cute and hairy! And has a red butt!
Oh, he's just trying to cover his tracks.
This Weasel started the fire!
Ma'am, I assure you, I did not.
Then how do you explain being here at this fire?
In fact, you have been present at every fire in this city
for the past twenty years!
I am a fireman.
So, you admit it!
Booo! Weasel's a crook!
LR. Baboon is the greatest!
Let's follow LR. Baboon!
Yay! Baboon!
Strap-on butts, only a dollar.
Take one home, strap it on your butt!
You believe me, don't you Fire Dog?
Baboon a hero!
Weasel: I Am Pyro!
Fetching!
Loser!
Hero Baboon Trend Setter.
First strap-on butts, then finger sniffing! What's next?
Gulp. Oh, yeah.
Next!
Hello! I'd like my children to thank the monkey that saved their lives.
LR. Living large.
LR. Having more than dinero than nobody.
I'm happy for ya.
Eight boxes of crackers, please.
I got extra cash for having my youngest, Little Wormy.
I have lost my humanity!
Hey, Buddy?
Could you spare a dime for some food?
Oh, yeah.
Like you won't use it to buy some eggs.
Sicko!
I smell smoke!
There, Wormy, Junior.
Momma's taped another cracker to your stick.
Now eat!
What are doing with bonfire?
Oh, little Wormy, Junior doesn't like to eat his crackers raw.
Don't get your hiney in a sling!
It's just a harmless little fire.
So, Pantless Red Cracker Mom started all them fires!
Not Weasel!
And your point is?
The cracker trailer's on fire!
There's women and children in there!
And all those crackers!
Somebody should save them! Bye!
|.M. Weasel!
Yay! Weasel!
Oh, Weasel! You're my hero!
One more second and our hiney's would have been toast.
You've all been duped!
Crackers can be purchased at the corner grocery store for half the price
that Baboon sold them for.
Even with cash?
I'm afraid so, ma'am.
Oh, you conniving monkey!
Okay, kiddies, dog pile on the gorilla!
Come back and fight me! Man to man.
Fire Dog!
I hope you all learned a valuable lesson today.
It is a bad idea to blindly follow anyone,
especially if that anyone is a Baboon with a bright red butt.
Weasel's right!
We should never blindly follow anyone ever again!
Let's follow Weasel!
Weasel rocks!
'My!
I suppose I really should teach these guys to walk on the shallow part.
The end.