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Oh, yeah!
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Nope.
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Nope!
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Yeah!
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Well, manure the bear!
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For the love of
Boneless Grandma!
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Help! Help! Help!
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Oh, no! Not again!
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Cow? Chicken?
Fetch the Gums of Life.
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My science project.
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The Gums of Life!
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Well, that does it!
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There was that
near fatal accident
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with "the chair" last
month, and now this.
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I am dumping this chair
on a deserted country road
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and getting a new one.
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Really?
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You'd junk your favorite chair?
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Oh, you know it, momma.
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It's gonna take a long
trip on a short pier!
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This chair is a
menace to society.
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Anyway, it's been guzzling
gas like nobody's business.
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It has got to go!
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I'll go get the pickup truck.
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I cannot believe Dad is really
gonna throw out "the chair"!
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Oh, yes. Well, Dad
loves "the chair".
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Did you ever sit in it, Chicken?
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You kiddin'?
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Dad's never let
nobody sit in "the chair".
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Not even Mom.
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And now it is going to be
dumped on a deserted country road,
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and I will never
get to sit in it!
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This is great.
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Cow, why don't you get up
and allow me to experience
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this magic moment in peace!
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I can't! I'm stuck.
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The pickup's ready, Momma!
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Come give me a hand
with the death trap.
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Here comes Dad!
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Oh, he'll have your hide if
he finds us sittin' in his chair.
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I'm sure gonna miss
this old chair, Momma.
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And I'm going to miss
having to rescue you, Dear.
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Oh, thank goodness.
You're just in time.
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Oh, she's got freckles
on her butt, I don't care.
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She's got freckles on
her knee, I don't care.
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And here's the famous
"Nostrils On Fire" collage
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by Robert Maple Syrup.
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This genuine work of art is floating
in a tub of the artist's own drool.
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And can be yours for a
mere twenty-eight thousand.
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What is that?
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That?
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That...
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that is Cow and
Chicken Reclining.
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A steal at only fifty
thousand bucks!
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Hello. We're stuck.
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Yeah. You think one of
yous could give us a hand,
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or the Gums of
Life or somethin'?
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It's brilliant!
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It's a cry of freedom
from empty suburbia!
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To furnish our homes
is to imprison ourselves!
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It boldly ripped the
upholstery aside and says,
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"let us out, let us out!"
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Let us out! Let us out!
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I'll have a check for you
first thing in the morning.
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I must have Cow
and Chicken Reclining.
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Stop! Thieves!
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Ladies! Don't make
me come after you!
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Hurry! Some pantsless
guy is chasing us!
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So, I find the guy
living under a bridge,
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and he says, "This ain't
a studio. It's an agency."
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What's the world comin' to?
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Stop! Thieves!
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Dear sweet mother of life!
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Hey! Give us back
our stolen chair!
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Can't you hear me?
You blind or somethin'?
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Hey, Momma?
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This must be a commercial
for that furniture store
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that's bringin' me
my new chair today!
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Look, Momma! It's my new chair!
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What service!
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Momma, just this once, I want
you to share this thrill with me.
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You first.
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What a manly chair!
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MY turn!
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Look, Momma! This
new chair gives milk!
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Well, heck! What
do we need Cow for?
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You know, it's times like these
that make me proud to be a woman.
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Me, too!
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Me, too.
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All right. Me, too.
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Whatcha doin', Chicken?
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I'm bee fl yin'. What
does it look like?
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Can I fly him?
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Only men can fly bees.
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Here's your dumb bee!
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You don't need pants
for the victory dance,
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'cause Baboon's
better than Weasel.
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I.R. Baboon's a
big star of cartoon.
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I. M. Weasel!
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I.R. Baboon reigns
king in his mind,
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he's just baboon
with a wiggle behind.
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But round every comer
he's likely to find...
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I. M. Weasel!
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I. M. Weasel!
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The Old Cartoon
Stars Retirement Home.
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Yeah, yeah.
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This is where your animated heroes
of yesteryear spend their golden years.
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Guys like Cow and Chicken.
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Elderly boy genius,
Dexter, of laboratory fame.
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Good old Doggy Daddy.
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That ingrate retired
teenager Jenny Quest.
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And, of course, everyone's
favorite horse, Quick Draw McGraw.
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And me.
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|.M. Weasel, reading my old
poetry I've forgotten I wrote.
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But the years do pass quickly.
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How long have we known
each other, Loulabelle?
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Let's see.
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About four years, I reckon.
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Oh, wow.
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That's almost a
lifetime in Weasel years.
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If I kick the bucket tomorrow,
I'll go out with a smile.
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Hey! LR. Baboon is here.
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The old retirement trailer
for cartoon sidekicks.
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No place for big
star like LR. Baboon!
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Here is losers,
like Betty, Boo-Boo,
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Old Pebbles, and Old Bam-Bam!
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Hadji, and wrinkly Ba-Ba-Louie!
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|.R. cartoon star!
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LR. Be big!
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It cartoons that got small.
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LR. Not belong in
no sidekick trailer!
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I don't think he
belongs here, either.
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I think they should lock him up in
the Old Cartoon Villains Asylum.
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The Old Cartoon Villains Asylum.
135
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Here we've got Ranger Smith,
old mean Mister Slate and me!
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The Red Guy!
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LR. Should living up there
in Old Cartoon Stars Home!
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LR. Cartoon Star
more than Weasel!
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LR. Even born
first! Before Weasel!
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That won't be necessary, Doctor.
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I assure you that I am breathing
and functioning properly.
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Please, put me down.
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And don't touch my soft spot.
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Name's Weasel. And you are?
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Loulabelle.
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What a lovely name.
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Why, hello, nurse.
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Changing time I see. Allow me.
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LR. Can doing that!
150
00:10:34,480 --> 00:10:36,517
Oh, Pebby-Poo-Poo!
151
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Let me telling you about
when LR. In high school.
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Knock it off! Knock it off!
153
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Quit picking on her!
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She's more puny than you are.
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Oh, minding your
bees wax, Weasel!
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Yeah, Weasel! I can
take care of myself!
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See?
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You is dead meat, girlie pie!
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Break it up!
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Lemme at him! I'll
sucker punch him!
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See? LR. Still having scar.
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Hey, Donkey Boy!
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Ever tell you when
|.R. basketball star?
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And opening the third quarter of
the annual college basketball finals,
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the Saskatchewan Honeyshorts
are still trying to catch up
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to the toughest team in the
land, the Montreal Mad Men!
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It looks like the Honeyshorts'
only hope at this point
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is their all-star
player, |.M. Weasel!
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|.M. Weasel!
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Why not sometimes
LR. Game winning?
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Honeyshort down.
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Things don't look good for
the mangled Honeyshorts.
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The Mad Men have even maimed
the Honey Shorts Cheerleaders.
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Shoot to |.R.!
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'My! Honeyshorks Mn!
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LR. Not taking it no more!
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LR. Doing something 'bout it!
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Beat it, old original
version of Jonny Quest.
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Back again, I see.
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Yes! This time LR. Staying!
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LR. Finally getting
what LR. Deserving.
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Your diaper, Sir.
183
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Why thank you, Dear.
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LR. Still can doing that!
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You know, some
things never change,
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even when they should... change.