1 00:00:01,000 --> 00:00:02,070 Mama had a Chickie. 2 00:00:02,160 --> 00:00:03,216 Mama had a Cow. 3 00:00:03,240 --> 00:00:05,914 Dad wad proud, he didn't care how. 4 00:00:10,920 --> 00:00:12,115 COW! 5 00:00:15,600 --> 00:00:16,749 Chicken! 6 00:00:19,800 --> 00:00:21,359 Cow and Chicken! 7 00:00:44,000 --> 00:00:45,752 Oh, there's a rock. 8 00:00:46,320 --> 00:00:47,958 Oh, there's another. 9 00:00:48,160 --> 00:00:49,833 Another! 10 00:00:50,360 --> 00:00:52,874 I hate this stupid game. 11 00:00:52,960 --> 00:00:55,190 That's is because you are not counting rocks. 12 00:00:55,280 --> 00:00:57,954 You've got to count rocks to play. Count rocks. 13 00:00:58,040 --> 00:00:58,836 See? 14 00:00:58,920 --> 00:01:00,399 There's another one. 15 00:01:00,480 --> 00:01:01,709 Whoop-pee. 16 00:01:02,920 --> 00:01:05,833 Hi, Mr. Policeman. 17 00:01:12,200 --> 00:01:14,510 What's that noise, Dad? 18 00:01:15,160 --> 00:01:18,039 Looks like there's a law enforcement officer on our tail, Mama. 19 00:01:20,240 --> 00:01:21,878 We'd better pull over. 20 00:01:25,760 --> 00:01:28,559 License and registration, please. 21 00:01:28,640 --> 00:01:30,392 Certainly officer. 22 00:01:30,760 --> 00:01:33,400 You two, out of the car! 23 00:01:34,480 --> 00:01:37,359 Open your pork-chops. 24 00:01:38,040 --> 00:01:41,795 Oh, no, no, no. 25 00:01:42,160 --> 00:01:43,878 Is everything okay? 26 00:01:43,960 --> 00:01:46,554 No! Everything is not okay! 27 00:01:46,640 --> 00:01:48,438 Look at these teeth! 28 00:01:48,600 --> 00:01:50,477 They are an abomination! 29 00:01:50,560 --> 00:01:52,039 What's going on, Dad? 30 00:01:52,120 --> 00:01:55,875 Well, Mom, these kids need braces. 31 00:01:55,960 --> 00:01:56,960 Right now! 32 00:01:57,040 --> 00:01:59,559 I don't think... You don't think what? 33 00:01:59,640 --> 00:02:03,235 Oh what are you people? A bunch of communists? 34 00:02:03,320 --> 00:02:08,952 Listen, Dad, helping freaks of nature like your kids is my calling. 35 00:02:11,040 --> 00:02:14,874 I am an 'Orthodontic Policeman.' 36 00:02:14,960 --> 00:02:16,189 - A what? - A what? 37 00:02:16,280 --> 00:02:18,715 As an Orthodontic Policeman 38 00:02:18,800 --> 00:02:22,031 it is my duty to cruise the nations highways 39 00:02:22,120 --> 00:02:27,593 sniffing out deformities in the mouths of this great country's children. 40 00:02:28,040 --> 00:02:29,792 This won't hurt a bit. 41 00:02:29,880 --> 00:02:31,473 Secure the patients! 42 00:02:32,840 --> 00:02:35,309 Patients secured. Comfy? 43 00:02:37,320 --> 00:02:40,278 Now kids, be brave little soldiers. 44 00:02:42,600 --> 00:02:43,920 You think this is okay? 45 00:02:44,000 --> 00:02:46,435 He is an Orthodontic Police Officer. 46 00:03:02,280 --> 00:03:04,237 Success! 47 00:03:09,200 --> 00:03:11,237 Are you sure about this? 48 00:03:11,320 --> 00:03:14,233 Of course it is. I'm a professional. 49 00:03:14,320 --> 00:03:17,790 Or my name isn't Officer Pantsoffsky. 50 00:03:18,680 --> 00:03:20,079 Gotta go. 51 00:03:20,160 --> 00:03:22,310 Thank you, officer. 52 00:03:22,400 --> 00:03:25,916 Just doing my job, Ma'am. 53 00:03:34,600 --> 00:03:37,319 Everyone is gonna laugh at us. 54 00:03:37,400 --> 00:03:39,311 Quite whining. 55 00:03:39,400 --> 00:03:43,075 Hey man, when it rains does your mouths rust? 56 00:03:43,160 --> 00:03:45,879 Where's the train railroad faces? 57 00:03:45,960 --> 00:03:49,157 Yoo-hoo! Metal mouths! 58 00:03:53,600 --> 00:03:55,591 Hey look, it's Earl! 59 00:03:55,680 --> 00:03:57,193 Hi, guys. 60 00:03:57,280 --> 00:03:58,918 What happened? 61 00:03:59,000 --> 00:04:04,837 I was on my tricycle and I got pulled over by the Orthodontic Police. 62 00:04:04,920 --> 00:04:09,357 The thing is, I already had braces on anyway. 63 00:04:10,360 --> 00:04:12,795 Good morning, Teacher. 64 00:04:14,320 --> 00:04:17,119 I was on my way to school 65 00:04:17,200 --> 00:04:20,795 when I got stopped by the Orthodontic Police. 66 00:04:20,880 --> 00:04:23,793 I had no idea I needed braces. 67 00:04:23,880 --> 00:04:28,272 Nothin' on the planet is more important than straight teeth. 68 00:04:28,600 --> 00:04:32,355 At least that's what the pantless policeman said. 69 00:04:33,360 --> 00:04:35,033 This ain't right. 70 00:04:35,120 --> 00:04:38,795 Teacher always had beautiful teeth. 71 00:04:38,880 --> 00:04:41,156 We've gotta do somethin'. 72 00:04:45,840 --> 00:04:46,750 Yeah? 73 00:04:46,840 --> 00:04:47,840 You too? 74 00:04:47,880 --> 00:04:52,795 What kind of animal would keep a policeman from his donuts. 75 00:04:52,880 --> 00:04:57,317 Looks like it's up to us to stop this maniac. 76 00:05:12,880 --> 00:05:14,279 Did you hear that? 77 00:05:14,360 --> 00:05:16,954 It's coming from over there. 78 00:05:20,400 --> 00:05:24,314 I wonder if Grandma and Grandpa need braces too? 79 00:05:26,360 --> 00:05:28,556 I don't even have any teeth. 80 00:05:28,640 --> 00:05:31,758 What? You call those dentures! 81 00:05:36,520 --> 00:05:38,113 What are we gonna do? 82 00:05:38,320 --> 00:05:39,549 I know! 83 00:05:39,880 --> 00:05:43,999 So, when do we get these things off? 84 00:05:44,080 --> 00:05:45,479 Oh, you want to know 85 00:05:45,560 --> 00:05:49,679 when you can take off those mean old braces, huh? 86 00:05:49,800 --> 00:05:52,633 Never! They're permanent! 87 00:05:54,920 --> 00:05:58,197 Hey there, Senor Pantsoffsky! 88 00:05:58,840 --> 00:06:02,196 Supercow a la rescata! 89 00:06:02,280 --> 00:06:05,511 Oh, another satisfied customer. 90 00:06:05,840 --> 00:06:08,400 My work here is done. Gotta fly. 91 00:06:08,480 --> 00:06:10,994 No lo rapido, la policia. 92 00:06:19,520 --> 00:06:22,831 Excuse me but did you wash your hoofs, Supercow? 93 00:06:30,160 --> 00:06:33,915 There, that's the last one. 94 00:06:37,200 --> 00:06:39,635 Okay, I did what you said. 95 00:06:39,720 --> 00:06:42,189 I removed all the braces off of everybody. 96 00:06:42,280 --> 00:06:44,510 Now, can you take off mine? 97 00:06:44,600 --> 00:06:47,558 That was our deal! 98 00:06:47,640 --> 00:06:49,153 Oh, I wish we could be 99 00:06:49,240 --> 00:06:54,394 we have already rented you out as a satellite tracking dish. 100 00:06:58,600 --> 00:07:03,674 Is there a real orthodontist in the house?