1 00:00:11,480 --> 00:00:13,676 We're going to the cometorium. 2 00:00:13,760 --> 00:00:16,559 We're going to the cometorium! 3 00:00:16,800 --> 00:00:18,711 Oh, isn't this exciting, Chicken? 4 00:00:18,800 --> 00:00:20,837 Yeah, I'm tubed out of my shorts. 5 00:00:20,920 --> 00:00:26,318 We're going to the cometorium... 6 00:00:30,640 --> 00:00:32,631 We're basically here. 7 00:00:34,520 --> 00:00:38,991 Kids, this is Mr. Ivan Pantsed, noted Cosmetologist. 8 00:00:39,560 --> 00:00:42,916 Hello, ladies! Ivan Pantsed, here. 9 00:00:43,000 --> 00:00:45,230 But you won't hear me complain. 10 00:00:46,280 --> 00:00:48,556 Walk this way. 11 00:00:54,720 --> 00:00:58,839 Billions and billions of years ago, a comet hit the earth, 12 00:00:58,920 --> 00:01:01,992 flattening cavemen and women, 13 00:01:02,080 --> 00:01:04,720 and dinosaurs, into pancakes! 14 00:01:04,800 --> 00:01:06,916 This is kinda cool! 15 00:01:07,000 --> 00:01:09,594 I just love pancakes! 16 00:01:09,680 --> 00:01:12,752 Especially blueberry! 17 00:01:14,280 --> 00:01:15,634 Mr. Pantsed? 18 00:01:15,720 --> 00:01:19,600 A comet could not smash us into pancakes again, could it? 19 00:01:19,680 --> 00:01:21,398 Of course it could, Cow! 20 00:01:21,480 --> 00:01:24,393 But we now have the technology to know days in advance, 21 00:01:24,480 --> 00:01:27,279 so we have plenty of time... to panic! 22 00:01:30,400 --> 00:01:33,153 This field trip bites wind. 23 00:01:41,000 --> 00:01:42,399 This is it, dear! 24 00:01:42,480 --> 00:01:44,198 Drive it home, Dad! 25 00:01:45,680 --> 00:01:47,239 Dammit! 26 00:01:47,320 --> 00:01:49,834 Stupid uncool field... 27 00:01:52,480 --> 00:01:54,312 "Dad's ball". 28 00:01:56,320 --> 00:01:59,676 Dad's ball gives me an idea. 29 00:02:02,400 --> 00:02:04,357 It's all right, ladies. 30 00:02:04,440 --> 00:02:07,398 No comet's gonna smash us flat any time soon. 31 00:02:07,480 --> 00:02:09,198 And for the small nominal fee - 32 00:02:09,280 --> 00:02:11,317 of fifteen bucks apiece - 33 00:02:11,400 --> 00:02:15,314 you can all take a quick lookie-loo through the telescope! 34 00:02:17,960 --> 00:02:20,270 This oughta liven things up a little. 35 00:02:20,360 --> 00:02:22,317 U no memento, Ben, 36 00:02:22,400 --> 00:02:26,598 while I focus this so you ladies will get your money's worth. 37 00:02:26,680 --> 00:02:28,671 Kinda looked like a comet. 38 00:02:29,640 --> 00:02:30,914 Comet! 39 00:02:31,000 --> 00:02:33,992 It's gonna smash our butts! 40 00:02:35,200 --> 00:02:37,271 I take that back. It's going away. 41 00:02:37,360 --> 00:02:38,555 Danger's over. 42 00:02:39,680 --> 00:02:41,478 It's coming again! 43 00:02:41,560 --> 00:02:43,233 No, it's going away again. 44 00:02:43,320 --> 00:02:44,469 It's coming again! 45 00:02:44,560 --> 00:02:45,959 It's going! It's coming! 46 00:02:46,040 --> 00:02:47,235 Going, coming! 47 00:02:47,320 --> 00:02:50,711 Dammit! Make up your mind, comet! 48 00:02:51,560 --> 00:02:52,630 Oh, Grandma! 49 00:02:52,720 --> 00:02:54,836 We're all dead meat! 50 00:02:57,440 --> 00:03:00,114 Now, that's a field trip! 51 00:03:05,280 --> 00:03:07,874 Now, where did that evil golf ball go? 52 00:03:07,960 --> 00:03:10,679 With only one day left before "Dad's Ball Comet" 53 00:03:10,760 --> 00:03:12,159 flattens us into pancakes, 54 00:03:12,240 --> 00:03:15,198 people all over are doing things they've always wanted to do. 55 00:03:15,280 --> 00:03:17,430 Today, a man married himself. 56 00:03:17,520 --> 00:03:18,999 | do! 57 00:03:20,160 --> 00:03:23,118 And I've always wanted to do... this! 58 00:03:23,200 --> 00:03:26,113 Look at me! I'm wearin' a weenie suit! 59 00:03:31,080 --> 00:03:33,151 Chicken saves the day! 60 00:03:33,520 --> 00:03:35,272 What y'all makin', Chicken? 61 00:03:35,360 --> 00:03:37,351 Is it not oblivious, Flem? 62 00:03:37,440 --> 00:03:40,512 I am making Comet Protection Devices. 63 00:03:40,600 --> 00:03:43,194 Five bucks. Each. 64 00:03:43,280 --> 00:03:45,396 We are safe! 65 00:03:45,480 --> 00:03:45,878 Yeah! 66 00:03:45,960 --> 00:03:50,511 Dad's Ball Comet ain't gonna smash us with these unden/vear on our heads! 67 00:03:50,600 --> 00:03:53,274 I am gonna be rich. 68 00:03:53,640 --> 00:03:56,029 Do those things really work, Big Brother? 69 00:03:56,120 --> 00:03:58,396 Hey, don't be an idiot, Cow! 70 00:03:58,480 --> 00:04:01,120 They're Mom and Dad's old undervvears. 71 00:04:03,280 --> 00:04:05,590 I do not want to be flat! 72 00:04:05,680 --> 00:04:07,318 Geez! 73 00:04:08,960 --> 00:04:10,519 There, there, Cow. 74 00:04:10,600 --> 00:04:13,240 I'll sell you one for half price. 75 00:04:14,280 --> 00:04:15,793 Oh, Big Brother! 76 00:04:15,880 --> 00:04:17,598 Oh, you are so good to me! 77 00:04:23,640 --> 00:04:25,119 What ya doin', Cow? 78 00:04:25,200 --> 00:04:27,430 This is for posterior! 79 00:04:27,520 --> 00:04:31,354 I am making a time capsule, so when we are extinct, 80 00:04:31,440 --> 00:04:36,435 people will know there was once a little cow who lived here. 81 00:04:39,200 --> 00:04:42,318 Good-bye, Crabs, The Warthog Doll. 82 00:04:42,400 --> 00:04:45,199 Good-bye, Pile, The Beaver Doll. 83 00:04:45,280 --> 00:04:48,318 Adieu, Manure Bear. 84 00:04:48,480 --> 00:04:51,552 Here is some milk for your trip through eternity. 85 00:04:53,560 --> 00:04:55,119 COW! 86 00:04:55,320 --> 00:04:56,958 There ain't no comet! 87 00:04:57,040 --> 00:05:01,637 I stuck one of Dad's golf balls in front of the telescope! 88 00:05:01,720 --> 00:05:03,518 Forgive me! 89 00:05:03,600 --> 00:05:05,352 Shame on you, Chicken! 90 00:05:05,440 --> 00:05:09,229 You'd better go remove that ball right now! 91 00:05:09,320 --> 00:05:11,675 Or we'll tar and unfeather you! 92 00:05:11,760 --> 00:05:12,989 Basically. 93 00:05:13,080 --> 00:05:14,559 Okay, okay. 94 00:05:14,640 --> 00:05:15,994 Geez. What's the matter? 95 00:05:16,080 --> 00:05:18,674 Can't you peoples take a little joke? 96 00:05:23,440 --> 00:05:27,195 Refund! 97 00:05:27,280 --> 00:05:28,759 What's that, Mister Left Hand? 98 00:05:28,840 --> 00:05:31,309 You hope that mean old comet is gone? 99 00:05:34,200 --> 00:05:36,635 See? It was just a prank! 100 00:05:36,720 --> 00:05:39,109 Another comet's coming! 101 00:05:40,200 --> 00:05:41,200 Look! 102 00:05:41,960 --> 00:05:44,634 It's coming toward us. Good-bye! 103 00:05:52,920 --> 00:05:54,433 Hey, look, everybody! 104 00:05:54,520 --> 00:05:56,511 Chicken caught the comet! 105 00:05:56,600 --> 00:06:00,639 Why, you're not a big fat liar after all, Chicken! 106 00:06:00,720 --> 00:06:03,155 You're a big fat hero! 107 00:06:04,280 --> 00:06:09,878 I know I should have saved one of those Comet Protection Devices for me. 108 00:06:11,240 --> 00:06:12,753 My ball! 109 00:06:13,600 --> 00:06:14,600 Dad? 110 00:06:18,440 --> 00:06:20,795 Oh, Dad! That was so manly! 111 00:06:20,880 --> 00:06:22,473 A chicken in one! 112 00:06:22,560 --> 00:06:25,393 Manly, yes. But I like it, too! 113 00:06:28,040 --> 00:06:31,795 You know, sometimes I question their sanity. 114 00:06:35,960 --> 00:06:38,634 Mom says you gotta play with me. 115 00:06:39,640 --> 00:06:42,519 Wanna play mock kiddie bass? 116 00:06:50,760 --> 00:06:53,798 Mom? May I please kill Cow? 117 00:06:56,800 --> 00:06:59,314 You don't need pants for the victory dance, 118 00:06:59,400 --> 00:07:01,914 'cause Baboon's better than Weasel. 119 00:07:02,000 --> 00:07:04,753 I.R. Baboon's a big star cartoon. 120 00:07:05,280 --> 00:07:06,839 I. M. Weasel! 121 00:07:11,360 --> 00:07:14,000 I.R. Baboon reigns king of his line, 122 00:07:14,080 --> 00:07:16,515 he's just a baboon with a wiggle behind. 123 00:07:16,600 --> 00:07:19,672 But round every comer he's likely to find... 124 00:07:19,760 --> 00:07:22,319 I. M. Weasel! 125 00:07:22,640 --> 00:07:24,278 I. M. Weasel! 126 00:07:37,280 --> 00:07:39,794 Oh, you're a great cook, Weasel. 127 00:07:39,880 --> 00:07:41,598 What do you call the meat? 128 00:07:41,680 --> 00:07:44,354 Greg. I call the meat Greg. 129 00:07:44,440 --> 00:07:48,399 So, Mike, do you enjoy your work as a cartoon executive? 130 00:07:49,200 --> 00:07:51,111 Yeah. Most of the time. 131 00:07:51,200 --> 00:07:56,479 But sometimes my tongue starts to the new shows over and over again. 132 00:07:58,800 --> 00:07:59,551 See? 133 00:07:59,640 --> 00:08:01,711 Looks like an occupational hazard. 134 00:08:01,800 --> 00:08:05,270 A milk toast, Mike, to your continued success. 135 00:08:05,360 --> 00:08:06,555 Success. 136 00:08:14,160 --> 00:08:15,275 Idiot Weasel. 137 00:08:15,360 --> 00:08:20,514 Wild party noise wakes up LR. Baboon from beauty sleep. 138 00:08:21,120 --> 00:08:22,269 Noisy! 139 00:08:24,160 --> 00:08:27,915 Stupid pothole could injure LR. Baboon! 140 00:08:32,680 --> 00:08:34,432 Broking foot! 141 00:08:35,200 --> 00:08:36,918 Helping me! 142 00:08:38,040 --> 00:08:40,350 That sounds like my neighbor, LR. Baboon. 143 00:08:40,440 --> 00:08:43,558 Oh, you mean that man who parked his trailer on your property? 144 00:08:43,640 --> 00:08:45,756 He can't help it. He's an idiot. 145 00:08:45,840 --> 00:08:47,319 And he needs help. 146 00:08:48,160 --> 00:08:49,992 Broking foot! 147 00:08:50,080 --> 00:08:52,356 Mike, call an ambulance! 148 00:08:52,720 --> 00:08:54,677 Baboon, I am a doctor. 149 00:08:54,760 --> 00:08:55,760 Does this hurt? No. 150 00:08:56,480 --> 00:08:56,958 Quick! 151 00:08:57,040 --> 00:08:59,714 Ambulance to |.M. Weasel's on Mulhullond Drive. 152 00:08:59,800 --> 00:09:00,995 Baboon down! 153 00:09:01,080 --> 00:09:02,080 Broken foot! 154 00:09:02,160 --> 00:09:02,956 No. 155 00:09:03,040 --> 00:09:05,429 Broken foot! 156 00:09:06,080 --> 00:09:10,233 The baboon says his foot is broken, yet both feet are fine. 157 00:09:10,320 --> 00:09:14,757 I know, I'll bet my butt he's broken his Phantom Foot! 158 00:09:16,080 --> 00:09:17,514 |.R. broken foot! 159 00:09:18,960 --> 00:09:20,314 This is serious! 160 00:09:20,400 --> 00:09:21,913 You'll need a specialist. 161 00:09:22,000 --> 00:09:24,071 You've broken your Phantom Foot. 162 00:09:24,160 --> 00:09:26,754 You see, we're all born with phantom appendages. 163 00:09:26,840 --> 00:09:29,798 That's why I invented these Phantom Glasses. 164 00:09:29,880 --> 00:09:33,555 With these, you can clearly see one's phantom limbs. 165 00:09:34,760 --> 00:09:37,878 Is Weasel seeing |.R.'s broking foot? 166 00:09:37,960 --> 00:09:40,634 Something like that. 167 00:09:40,720 --> 00:09:42,552 Here, see for yourself. 168 00:09:46,640 --> 00:09:52,397 How come Weasel have bigger Phantom Foot than LR. Baboon? 169 00:09:59,040 --> 00:10:01,759 Hello! 170 00:10:01,840 --> 00:10:06,152 Oh, so the poor baboon has broken his Phantom Foot! 171 00:10:06,400 --> 00:10:10,109 I'm Dr. Clearbottom, Phantom Doctor. 172 00:10:10,200 --> 00:10:11,634 Well, let me fix you up! 173 00:10:14,920 --> 00:10:15,716 Better? 174 00:10:15,800 --> 00:10:19,759 Why do Phantom Foot hurting LR. Baboon? 175 00:10:19,840 --> 00:10:21,478 I'll tell ya why! 176 00:10:23,240 --> 00:10:26,870 The Phantom Foot, by Dr. Clearbottom. 177 00:10:27,160 --> 00:10:29,276 Fetching! 178 00:10:29,880 --> 00:10:35,478 Ladies, welcome to the wonderful world of Phantom Feet. 179 00:10:35,560 --> 00:10:38,029 When an individual loses an arm or a leg, 180 00:10:38,120 --> 00:10:40,760 he can still feel that it is there. 181 00:10:40,840 --> 00:10:42,911 In fact, it still is there! 182 00:10:43,000 --> 00:10:45,037 But in Phantom form! 183 00:10:45,120 --> 00:10:47,555 Excuse me, Mr. Pirate, 184 00:10:47,640 --> 00:10:50,439 could you help me with the "demonstracion"? 185 00:10:50,680 --> 00:10:53,433 Through the miracle of Kirlian Photography, 186 00:10:53,520 --> 00:10:56,638 we can see the Phantom Limbs of this pirate. 187 00:10:57,720 --> 00:10:59,677 Lovely, isn't he? 188 00:10:59,760 --> 00:11:00,477 The End. 189 00:11:00,560 --> 00:11:03,518 |.R. understanding now. 190 00:11:03,680 --> 00:11:06,718 I'm writing you a Phantom Prescription 191 00:11:06,800 --> 00:11:09,679 for a special Phantom Orthopedic Shoe. 192 00:11:09,760 --> 00:11:12,149 Come on, Baboon, take it! 193 00:11:13,160 --> 00:11:15,595 That'|| be five hundred dollars for my services. 194 00:11:21,440 --> 00:11:24,080 Is anybody being here? 195 00:11:24,440 --> 00:11:25,635 Hello! 196 00:11:25,720 --> 00:11:29,554 It's me, your Phantom Orthopedic Shoe Salesman! 197 00:11:29,640 --> 00:11:31,358 To the measuring room! 198 00:11:33,400 --> 00:11:35,391 This won't hurt. 199 00:11:36,080 --> 00:11:37,309 Me. 200 00:11:38,760 --> 00:11:41,229 I have your size right here. 201 00:11:42,600 --> 00:11:45,558 Oh, a lovely, lovely choice, ma'am. 202 00:11:45,640 --> 00:11:47,153 That'|| be one million bucks! 203 00:11:47,240 --> 00:11:49,277 But LR. Broke. 204 00:11:49,400 --> 00:11:52,995 No! This all Weasel's fault! 205 00:11:53,080 --> 00:11:56,152 Well, you should sue this Weasel. 206 00:11:56,240 --> 00:11:59,198 And I know a Phantom Lawyer who can help you! 207 00:12:00,120 --> 00:12:02,475 Red Clearbottom, Phantom Lawyer at your service! 208 00:12:02,560 --> 00:12:05,518 We're going to sue the pants off of that Weasel! 209 00:12:11,560 --> 00:12:12,560 Mr. Weasel? 210 00:12:12,640 --> 00:12:14,240 The people at the next table want to see 211 00:12:14,320 --> 00:12:16,391 if you know the answer to the meaning of life? 212 00:12:16,480 --> 00:12:18,756 Why, certainly, my good waiter. 213 00:12:19,080 --> 00:12:21,356 The meaning of life is a number. 214 00:12:21,440 --> 00:12:24,034 And that number is... one. 215 00:12:24,960 --> 00:12:29,955 LR. Baboon must subpoena weasel so I can sue his butt! 216 00:12:31,480 --> 00:12:33,437 What's this, LR. Baboon? 217 00:12:33,520 --> 00:12:35,431 You're suing me? 218 00:12:35,520 --> 00:12:37,989 You and your good Mr. Weasel. 219 00:12:38,080 --> 00:12:40,515 You, Mr. Pothole! 220 00:12:41,360 --> 00:12:44,796 LR. Seeing you in court! 221 00:12:46,080 --> 00:12:48,071 Today's case against everyone's favorite weasel 222 00:12:48,160 --> 00:12:50,993 will have an impact on Phantom Limb Cases throughout the land. 223 00:12:51,080 --> 00:12:52,991 Hello, Judge! 224 00:12:53,080 --> 00:12:58,712 I am going to prove that this Weasel conspired to lure my client, 225 00:12:58,800 --> 00:13:00,552 an ignorant baboon, 226 00:13:00,640 --> 00:13:03,234 over to his house with the sole intent 227 00:13:03,320 --> 00:13:06,153 of breaking |.R.'s Phantom Foot! 228 00:13:06,240 --> 00:13:08,709 Judge, I have evidence that Red Clearbottom 229 00:13:08,800 --> 00:13:10,837 is actually the one to blame. 230 00:13:11,320 --> 00:13:13,960 Exhibit A... this Phantom Video Tape. 231 00:13:14,040 --> 00:13:16,680 My closed circuit Phantom Camera, that I invented, 232 00:13:16,760 --> 00:13:20,355 captured these images of the actual Phantom Pothole Digger! 233 00:13:28,920 --> 00:13:31,673 I find Red Clearbottom guilty! 234 00:13:31,760 --> 00:13:33,876 Pay this Baboon ten million dollars! 235 00:13:33,960 --> 00:13:36,031 Guard, take him away! 236 00:13:37,240 --> 00:13:41,313 I guess LR. Baboon should thanking Weasel. 237 00:13:41,400 --> 00:13:44,279 What can LR. Do for repaying? 238 00:13:44,480 --> 00:13:46,710 |.M. Weasel, Attorney at Law. 239 00:13:46,800 --> 00:13:50,031 |.M. Weasel got me ten million. 240 00:13:50,120 --> 00:13:52,077 Oh, tell me about it. 241 00:13:52,760 --> 00:13:54,990 Gratuitous moral! 242 00:13:55,080 --> 00:13:57,549 Crimes doesn't pay.