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<What is it?>

2
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<| don't know!>

3
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<Can we escape?>

4
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<| don't think so!>

5
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No!

6
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<The pig has the tractor!>

7
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<Baaad sheep!>

8
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<Put down the pitch fork.>

9
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<No! Bad sheep!>

10
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<Sit! Sit! Don't do it!>

11
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< Put that down! Down!>

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Dumb Cow!

13
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<Sorry we ate your relatives.>

14
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<That was "Farm Zombies" >
<on Dead Ghost, Coast to Coast.>

15
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<Did those farm zombies scare>
<the pants off you kiddies?>

16
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<Me, too.>

17
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<And not a minute too
soon!> <'Cause it's Halloween!>

18
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<Time to get into
your costumes!>

19
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Halloween crept
up on me this year!

20
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Now, what am I gonna be?

21
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I'm going to be
a fairy princess!

22
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Shut up, 'Cow Princess'!

23
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I am tr yin' to figure out
what to be for Halloween here.

24
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<Don't know what to be?>

25
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<Call me on the
Halloween Hotline!>

26
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<Two-two-one...>

27
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<Whatever! Just
call this number! <i>></i>

28
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<And it's only
three-ninety-nine...> <a second!>

29
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<There's a call now!>

30
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<Hello?>

31
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<Oh, you're a human being.>

32
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<Then dress as a chicken!>

33
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<You're a chicken!>

34
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<Dress as a human being!>

35
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I guess I'm gonna
be a human being.

36
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I want to be a human being, too!

37
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Okay, then!

38
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First, I will need
human undervvears.

39
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I'm allergic to plaid.

40
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How'd Mom's stuff get in here?

41
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I'll take that.

42
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Oh, lookie big
brother! They just fit!

43
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Oh, you look mighty
handsome, Sir.

44
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Well, you don't look so
bad yourself, Senorita.

45
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Trick or treat!

46
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How dare you!

47
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A grown man and
woman Trick or Treating!

48
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Freaks!

49
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I'll get it, mother!

50
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Yeah, what?

51
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Trick or treat!

52
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Candy. Right.

53
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A grown man and woman!

54
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When I was a kid, they forced us
to wear costumes for Halloween!

55
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No costumes, no candy!

56
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No costumes?

57
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What the heck do
you think this is?

58
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Maybe our costumes are too good.

59
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Trick or Treat.

60
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Adult Trick or Treaters?

61
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I admire your spunk!

62
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Like your style!

63
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You people are real go-getters!

64
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Come to my office tomorrow!

65
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Let's talk business!

66
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I don't need no job!

67
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I need candy!

68
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I think I'm going
to starve to death!

69
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Hey, don't get your
udder in a knot here.

70
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Let us try another house.

71
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I wonder who lives here?

72
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Yes?

73
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Trick or Treat!

74
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Well, if it isn't ultra normal
man, and ultra normal woman!

75
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The unemployment
office is around the corner.

76
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This is the worstest
Halloween ever!

77
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It's all his fault!

78
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So, you're not a
grownup after all!

79
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You're a juvenile
chicken delinquent!

80
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Well, maybe a little discipline
will stop your masquerading ways!

81
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Big brother, are you okay?

82
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Help me, Cow!

83
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Chicken?

84
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Super Cow, al rescate!

85
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I'm going to punish
this naughty chicken

86
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by washing his
mouth out with soup.

87
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Don't you mean "wash
my mouth out with soap?"

88
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Soap?

89
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Oh, even better!

90
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Wait right here, Miss!

91
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While I go get my toilet brush!

92
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Super Cow?

93
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Stand back, or |'||...shoot?

94
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Deja mi hermano!

95
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Dead Coast is toast!

96
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Feathers!

97
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Honey, have you
seen our children?

98
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- Cow and Chicken?
- Yes.

99
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I'm afraid I haven't, Momma.

100
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Goodnight.

101
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Goodnight, Dad.

102
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I'm being milked and feathered!

103
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All out of feathers,
aye, Chicken?

104
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Too bad you can't lay
eggs and throw those.

105
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I'll do anything you want!

106
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Just don't squirt me anymore!

107
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You'll do anything?

108
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Trick or Treat.

109
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What darling costumes!
Here's some candy!

110
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Hey, thanks, Dead Ghost.

111
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Gracias... Real nice kids.

112
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This turned out to be
the best Halloween ever!

113
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"You must be this tall to ride."

114
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Dang! I'm too short!

115
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This is great! Right, Chicken?

116
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Yeah, great. I'm havin'
the time of my life!

117
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<i>You don't need pants
for the victory dance,</i>

118
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<i>'cause Baboon's
better than Weasel.</i>

119
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<i>I.R. Baboon's a
big star cartoon.</i>

120
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I. M. Weasel!

121
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<i>I.R. Baboon reigns
king of his line,</i>

122
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<i>he's just a baboon
with a wiggle behind.</i>

123
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<i>But round every comer
he's likely to find...</i>

124
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I. M. Weasel!

125
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I. M. Weasel!

126
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Hey, Loulabelle?

127
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Let's do something
different today.

128
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Does this involve
a piggy back ride?

129
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Today, Loulabelle, we will do
what Quantum Physicists do...

130
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concoct life.

131
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Weasel!

132
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Seeds O'Life!

133
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Just add DNA.

134
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Care to make a
donation, Loulabelle?

135
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Into the petri dish.

136
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And voila'!

137
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Hey! Lookie! Life!

138
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I know a very special Weasel who
deserves a piggy back ride for this!

139
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Very well, if you insist.

140
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Giddy-up! Giddy-up! Yah!

141
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Why Weasel always
get the piggy back ride?

142
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LR. Deserving to get piggy
back ride from pretty lady!

143
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LR. Concocted life, too!

144
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Moving it, puss cat!
LR. Need Peter Dish.

145
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Seeds O'Life!

146
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Just add DNA.

147
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Shin.

148
00:09:06,800 --> 00:09:07,949
Stir!

149
00:09:08,280 --> 00:09:09,315
Pour!

150
00:09:16,600 --> 00:09:19,638
LR. Have concocting life!

151
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Beating it, Weasel!

152
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|.R. concocting life!

153
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Sea monkeys. Cute.

154
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Get up.

155
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Get off my back! Monkey!

156
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Baboon.

157
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Congratulations, Mr. Baboon.

158
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You've concocted life.

159
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You now have a
tremendous responsibility

160
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and must tend to your
people as they evolve.

161
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LR. Not need for you
telling me what do.

162
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<i>You're the connector.</i>

163
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It would not be proper for
me to meddle in your affairs.

164
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My little weasels are
evolving quite quickly.

165
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Let I see how is doing
tiny weenie baboons.

166
00:10:06,840 --> 00:10:08,956
Blessing their hearts.

167
00:10:09,040 --> 00:10:11,111
They is fine.

168
00:10:11,280 --> 00:10:16,992
How can stupid puny weasels
evolve faster than tiny baboon?

169
00:10:17,320 --> 00:10:19,391
Well, let's have a look-see.

170
00:10:21,960 --> 00:10:24,270
They seem have
gotten sniffing down.

171
00:10:28,520 --> 00:10:31,273
They having cars now?

172
00:10:32,320 --> 00:10:36,791
<i>See what tiny baboons
do, smarty decks weasel.</i>

173
00:10:36,920 --> 00:10:39,753
- They discovering something?
- Yes.

174
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Knocking each
other over the head.

175
00:10:41,760 --> 00:10:43,990
They're created primitive music.

176
00:10:44,080 --> 00:10:45,639
Is that crime?

177
00:10:50,600 --> 00:10:54,958
Why not LR. Baboon's
world evolving?

178
00:10:55,040 --> 00:10:56,633
Good question, Mr. Baboon.

179
00:10:56,720 --> 00:11:00,315
It is surprising your people
haven't figured out fire yet.

180
00:11:00,400 --> 00:11:04,678
LR. Know! LR. Introducing fire!

181
00:11:06,160 --> 00:11:07,230
No!

182
00:11:11,960 --> 00:11:14,349
Those micro baboons
may be primitive,

183
00:11:14,440 --> 00:11:16,590
but they are still human beings.

184
00:11:25,360 --> 00:11:27,510
What wrong with you?

185
00:11:27,600 --> 00:11:30,160
Say you sorry, pet boy.

186
00:11:34,120 --> 00:11:36,794
Sorry, tiny baboons.

187
00:11:37,040 --> 00:11:39,429
You thinking you so smart.

188
00:11:39,520 --> 00:11:42,353
My world should be greatness!

189
00:11:42,440 --> 00:11:45,353
My world only
should be needing...

190
00:11:50,000 --> 00:11:52,674
LR. Know what
baboon world needing!

191
00:11:52,760 --> 00:11:56,549
LR. Introducing war!

192
00:11:58,240 --> 00:12:01,153
Tiny baboons!
Shall be greatness!

193
00:12:01,240 --> 00:12:02,639
No!

194
00:12:09,160 --> 00:12:11,470
You embarrass I!

195
00:12:19,440 --> 00:12:20,953
Weasel. Look!

196
00:12:21,040 --> 00:12:24,078
Baboon world will
destroying idiot weasel world!

197
00:12:24,160 --> 00:12:26,310
Then LR. Baboon be Queen.

198
00:12:26,720 --> 00:12:29,109
Time for destroying,
Tiny Baboons.

199
00:12:29,200 --> 00:12:29,917
Baboon!

200
00:12:30,000 --> 00:12:33,436
That weapon will never fire
outside the baboon litter box.

201
00:12:33,520 --> 00:12:34,794
It will destroy them all.

202
00:12:34,880 --> 00:12:36,279
See my computations.

203
00:12:36,360 --> 00:12:37,919
At the current
angle of trajectory,

204
00:12:38,000 --> 00:12:41,356
their projectile will crash
right back down on top of them.

205
00:12:42,080 --> 00:12:46,313
You're just jealous that
my world destroy yours!

206
00:12:46,400 --> 00:12:48,311
<Baboon World kill Weasel World.>

207
00:12:48,400 --> 00:12:51,791
<My world kill your
world, Weasel!>

208
00:12:51,880 --> 00:12:52,880
Listen to me.

209
00:12:52,920 --> 00:12:55,912
The baboons of Baboon World
are going to destroy themselves.

210
00:12:56,000 --> 00:12:59,470
You must help them,
for you are Weasels!

211
00:12:59,560 --> 00:13:01,153
|.M. Weasel!

212
00:13:04,440 --> 00:13:05,714
What we do?

213
00:13:24,880 --> 00:13:26,871
LR. Sorry.

214
00:13:26,960 --> 00:13:28,758
Apology accepted.

215
00:13:28,840 --> 00:13:31,309
Let this be a
lesson to both of us.

216
00:13:33,040 --> 00:13:35,919
Let's see how our
concoctions are doing today.

217
00:13:44,000 --> 00:13:46,196
I believe they've
cross-pollinated.

218
00:13:46,280 --> 00:13:46,917
Yes!

219
00:13:47,000 --> 00:13:50,038
They've become
Wa-boons and Bab-easels!

220
00:13:50,120 --> 00:13:51,758
This is so wrong.

221
00:13:51,840 --> 00:13:54,912
Baboon? You and
I must never marry.

222
00:13:55,000 --> 00:13:59,278
You having deal.
Just good friends.