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Uh-oh, guys! Heavy hitter!
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Yep! Heavy is right!
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Yeah!
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Watch out for the
home run ball, Chicken!
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Do you really think I
could kick a homer, Earl?
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Sure! In your dreams, Cow!
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Shut up your pie holes! Please?
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I felt a breeze with
that swing, Cow!
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All right.
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The point is to
actually hit the ball.
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A touchdown!
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- Hooray! Hooray!
- Gosh darn it, Cow!
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You kicked the
ball in the bushes!
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Chicken Fairy Princess!
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Cow, you can't just
run around the bases!
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Icanfi?
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You gotta give us a chance to
find the ball and gets youse out.
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I do?
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Oh yeah, yeah!
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You gotta run around
the bases real slow.
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All right y. Is this
slow enough?
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No, slower than that!
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Like.. Jihis?
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Even slower!
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Oh... kay.
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Perfect!
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Hey, what is so funny?
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Hey! What are you
ladies starin'...at?
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Well, there's somethin'
you don't see every day.
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Yeah. I wonder what
they're |aughin' at?
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What do you mean, "they"?
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It's a puddle.
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A laughing puddle.
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Hey, this is givin'
me the creeps.
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Let's get out of here.
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I'm going for a two
bagger, Chicken!
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Oh, man! We
forgot to get the ball!
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Take it down a notch, Flash!
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Moo okay!
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Slow it down, Speedy!
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Okay, Flem, you gotta go down
in that puddle and save Earl!
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Now, why do I got to go down?
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'Cause you're fatter than
me! You'll sink easier!
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Sometimes it just
don't pay to be fat.
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A triple!
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I am going to be a
triple, Big Brother!
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Puddle! Laughing!
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What is this, Cow? A race?
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Puddle, laughing,
Flem, Earl, Mom?
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Dad?
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A laughing puddle?
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Well, what do you know, Momma?
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Last one in cleans
the pork butts.
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Hooray! Home run!
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Homey fairy princess!
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Come on! Get in, fat cow!
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It is up to you to rescue
Flem and Earl from this...
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this Laughin' Puddle!
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No!
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You are the meanest Big Brother to
stop me from getting my home run!
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Home run?
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This is a matter
of life or death?
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No, no, no, no!
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Anybody? Hey?
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Help! Help! Anyone?
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Where is everybody?
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Where are you's?
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Where is everyone?
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Oh, no! Not the children!
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Curse you, you Laughing Puddle!
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What evil world
do you spring from?
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Is this cartoon ever
gonna make sense?
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Well, I guess it's up to me
to get to the bottom of this.
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Then he says, "Wrecked
'em? Dang near killed 'em!"
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Boneless Chicken?
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Hey! I'd love to be a standup
comedian, only I can't stand up!
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My ex-wife accused
me of being mean to her.
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I said, "Hey! I don't have
a mean bone in my body!"
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But he don't got no bones?
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I consider it a good day
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when I don't get
mistaken for a wash cloth.
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No, really! That
one wasn't a joke!
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The cartoon you
just saw is true.
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The water in the Laughing Puddle
is what scientists call "Thick Water!"
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Meaning that it has molecules
the size of "Watermelons!"
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Too thick to run down the hole,
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but thin enough for our
characters to pass through.
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If you ever get a chance to
jump into Thick Water, "do it!"
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It feels really gooey.
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The nightclub where Boneless Chicken
was performing was closed down shortly
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after the making
of this cartoon,
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due to health code violations.
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"Any questions", ladies?
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No? Well, I didn't think so.
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Tah-tah! That's the real end.
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Want to play on the trampoline?
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No!
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Anyways, we don't
have no trampoline, idiot!
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Yes, huh!
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Wow, this is great, Cow!
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Where'd you get it?
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Hey, come back here
and fight like a man, Cow!
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You don't need pants
for the victory dance,
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'cause Baboon's
better than Weasel.
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I.R. Baboon's a
big star cartoon.
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I. M. Weasel!
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I.R. Baboon reigns
king of his line,
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he's just a baboon
with a wiggle behind.
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But round every comer
he's likely to find...
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I. M. Weasel!
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I. M. Weasel!
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There's no place like
nebraska, expept for Oklahoma!
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Pop corn!
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LR. Having bad idea to
carry dynamite in pocket.
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|.R. embarrassed.
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That one ain't mine.
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Found him over at
the cabbage patch.
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But I've been raisin'
him as if it were my own.
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LR. Always wanted
to have childrens.
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Well, that's mighty
thought y of you, Baboon.
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You'd make a good mama.
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I got a nose for these things.
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Lookie!
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Yep! The nose always knows!
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Good luck bein' a
mama, Mr. Baboon.
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Say goodbye to the
mama Baboon, kids!
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- Bye-bye, Mr. Mama Baboon!
- Bye-bye, Mr. Mama Baboon!
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LR. Mommy.
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Hey! What your name?
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You not having a name?
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LR. Name you after
grandpa of LR. Baboon!
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Hello, Baby Grandpa!
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Let's going home!
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Dirty clothes basket is soft
place for sticking Baby Grandpa.
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Baby Grandpa is hungry?
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What is wrong with this picture?
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That Baboon is a bad mother!
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As a concerned citizen, it
is my duty to call this one in.
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Operator?
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"Get me |.M. Weasel!"
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Hey! Head Nanny Weasel!
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What do I do?
143
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This Future Seventy-Third
President is startin' to draw flies!
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I'll just change his
diaper, Admiral Bullets.
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Like I change mine!
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Good idea!
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Mr. Weasel?
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Call for you on the
Emergency Nanny Phone.
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Thanks, Loulabelle.
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Head Nanny Weasel.
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What?
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A mother needs help in
the Nebraska Sand Hills?
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Well, I'm just the
man for the job.
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For...|.M. Weasel!
155
00:10:03,720 --> 00:10:05,791
Nope. This just ain't natural.
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00:10:05,960 --> 00:10:09,351
LR. Finding food
for Baby Grandpa.
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00:10:10,200 --> 00:10:13,511
Diet Beef Tip Ale, Corn Cob
Gelatin Salad, Sauerkraut Juice...
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LR. Contentment to be mommy.
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Baby Grandpa all finished.
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You drinking all milk!
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How come you crying?
162
00:10:41,840 --> 00:10:43,558
Ah, gee!
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LR. Teaching you victory dance.
164
00:10:45,480 --> 00:10:47,596
LR. Teaching Baby Grandpa!
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Dancing with a baby?
166
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Where is that Weasel?
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00:11:01,880 --> 00:11:04,190
Don't you worry,
Mama. I'm your Nanny.
168
00:11:04,280 --> 00:11:05,509
I'm here to help you.
169
00:11:05,600 --> 00:11:07,716
I hear you've been
dancing with your baby.
170
00:11:07,800 --> 00:11:09,199
Is that true?
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00:11:09,480 --> 00:11:12,074
LR. Never hurt Baby Grandpa!
172
00:11:12,160 --> 00:11:14,754
Who say I hurt Grandpa?
173
00:11:19,640 --> 00:11:22,917
Why Weasel listen to
mean lady with no pants?
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|.R. good mommy.
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00:11:25,000 --> 00:11:29,551
Time for to sleeping,
Grandpa, on soft dirty clothing.
176
00:11:29,880 --> 00:11:33,350
Looks like we'll have to start from
the beginning with Mommy Lessons.
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00:11:33,440 --> 00:11:34,839
You need practice.
178
00:11:34,920 --> 00:11:36,274
And you can start on me.
179
00:11:36,360 --> 00:11:38,351
I'll be your training baby.
180
00:11:38,960 --> 00:11:41,076
Baby needs a diaper change.
181
00:11:41,160 --> 00:11:42,798
What are you
going to do about it?
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00:11:42,880 --> 00:11:45,759
Hold Baby Grandpa
out window till he doo?
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00:11:46,640 --> 00:11:48,950
You put a clean
diaper on the baby.
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00:11:49,040 --> 00:11:50,314
Grab a wash cloth.
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Wipe.
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00:11:53,800 --> 00:11:56,758
Remember to go with the grain.
187
00:12:01,160 --> 00:12:03,959
I-R. Proud!
188
00:12:07,640 --> 00:12:10,359
Perhaps Baby
Grandpa needs a bath.
189
00:12:10,440 --> 00:12:12,954
LR. Knowing how to bath!
190
00:12:16,080 --> 00:12:17,798
Babies need fresh air.
191
00:12:17,880 --> 00:12:19,439
Let's go for a stroll.
192
00:12:23,040 --> 00:12:24,439
Draw, Old Woman!
193
00:12:25,560 --> 00:12:27,073
Oh, twins!
194
00:12:27,160 --> 00:12:29,276
Let us see them young-un's.
195
00:12:31,280 --> 00:12:33,715
My baby had hair like
that when she was born,
196
00:12:33,800 --> 00:12:35,074
and we shaved it!
197
00:12:35,160 --> 00:12:38,358
Come on, Monkey
Mama... shave that baby!
198
00:12:38,440 --> 00:12:40,716
I am not a baby! |.M. Weasel.
199
00:12:42,360 --> 00:12:44,510
The monster can think!
200
00:12:44,600 --> 00:12:47,274
He's got the evil spirit!
201
00:12:50,520 --> 00:12:53,751
Bad ladies scare Grandpa!
202
00:12:54,440 --> 00:12:57,717
LR. Baboon is a
good mother after all.
203
00:12:57,800 --> 00:13:00,189
Motherhood is sacred.
204
00:13:00,840 --> 00:13:02,558
Powerful!
205
00:13:03,200 --> 00:13:04,873
Beautiful!
206
00:13:08,760 --> 00:13:12,390
Baboon and baby grandpa
had a charming life together,
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00:13:12,480 --> 00:13:13,914
with UPS and Downs and Smiles
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00:13:14,000 --> 00:13:16,196
and frowns that changed
just like the weather.
209
00:13:16,280 --> 00:13:18,794
And grandpa grew into a man...
210
00:13:18,880 --> 00:13:20,598
A big fat man...
211
00:13:20,680 --> 00:13:24,594
But love, love, love, LR.
Mommy loves his Grandpa.
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00:13:24,680 --> 00:13:28,389
Love, love, love, LR.
Mommy loves that Grandpa.
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00:13:30,080 --> 00:13:32,640
Hey, care to dance?
214
00:13:34,840 --> 00:13:39,073
LR. Sad 'cause Baby
Grandpa is all growed up.
215
00:13:39,160 --> 00:13:42,949
Love is knowing
when to let go. Let go.
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00:13:45,120 --> 00:13:47,680
Super Cow? What
are you doing here?
217
00:13:48,480 --> 00:13:52,474
I thought you'd never find me
hiding out in a Weasel cartoon!
218
00:13:52,560 --> 00:13:53,914
Care to dance?